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Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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JoyGirl

#325
September 04, 2009, 12:27:12 PM
because I had way too much to do, so I stayed up late and cleaned house and caught up on laundry!

Why is that men think you always have to make the first move?

Geri

#326
September 04, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
So they know the grocery store has plenty of cereal.

How is blue cheese made?

Sis

#327
September 04, 2009, 04:53:29 PM
It's mined from the dark side of the moon.

Why does every kid with a skateboard have to try to flip it?

JoyGirl

#328
September 04, 2009, 05:27:12 PM
So you don't have to show em your skills!

Why are sunflower seeds so addicting?

Melody

#329
September 04, 2009, 08:48:17 PM
because the same bees that pollenate sunflowers also pollenate the cocain plant.



Why does soaking your feet in tea take the stink away?

Ashlee

#330
September 04, 2009, 10:01:03 PM
So tomorrow will be rainy.

Why do books have covers?

upcchris

#331
September 05, 2009, 12:27:34 PM
To keep the words from escaping and causing chaos

why do I stay up so late?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

JoyGirl

#332
September 08, 2009, 10:01:10 PM
Because I have nothing better to do than fold laundry.

Why is it that some people are so rude?

Tricia Lea

#333
September 08, 2009, 10:42:33 PM
because they were told by their moms if they only have nice things to say then shut up

lol


Why are so many people addicted to GP and Facebook?

Ashlee

#334
September 08, 2009, 11:16:20 PM
Because they are scared of the dark

Why do we always want what we can't have?

JoyGirl

#335
September 09, 2009, 04:42:57 PM
Because the grass is NEVER greener on the other side.

Why is customer service jobs harder than most?

Tricia Lea

#336
September 09, 2009, 04:46:16 PM
because you cant use a gun on them

Why do we want people to see us as older till we hit about our mid 20s then want people to see us as younger?

iridiscente

#337
October 11, 2009, 08:16:09 PM
So you can avoid getting Social Security.

What makes thunder?

The Purple Fuzzy

#338
October 12, 2009, 02:35:47 AM
The angels pulling each other around in wagons.

Why can't we all just get along?

upcchris

#339
October 12, 2009, 03:40:04 AM
it's something in the water

why is popcorn so easy to burn?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Sis

#340
October 12, 2009, 06:03:01 AM
Because the world doesn't  have air poppers!

Why is my hair dirty?

Tricia Lea

#341
October 12, 2009, 06:06:52 AM
because you tried to color it with red beets



When will Sis turn 22

upcchris

#342
October 13, 2009, 01:21:02 AM
22/12/2012

why are chips (fries) so addictive?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

The Purple Fuzzy

#343
October 13, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
Because they make you lose weight so fast.

Why do birds fly?

Babs

#344
October 13, 2009, 02:58:35 AM
because pigs cant crawl

why is there blankets, coffee and cold weather on the same night?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#345
October 13, 2009, 03:01:28 AM
because the rats need a warm place

Why is black a "slimming"color?

nwlife

#346
October 13, 2009, 03:16:34 AM
It helps you hide in the shadows.

Why won't newsman settle down and get some rest?
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

Sis

#347
October 13, 2009, 03:36:01 AM
Because he's newsman!

Why is it dark out?

JoyGirl

#348
October 13, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
Because summer is here.

Why do people have to crunch up a piece a candy ineir mouth?

The Purple Fuzzy

#349
October 13, 2009, 04:14:43 PM
Cause it's hard to do in their ear...  oh wrong answer... because it makes them have super powers.

Why do frogs croak?
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