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The Purple Fuzzy

#375
October 22, 2009, 06:45:27 PM
Everyone on GP is normal. :o

Why is it raining so much in Oct?

Sis

#376
October 22, 2009, 08:30:12 PM
El Nino's brother is responsible

Why does everyone think Opera is so great?

The Purple Fuzzy

#377
October 22, 2009, 09:28:23 PM
Cause they think their problems are over when the fat lady sings.

What will Sis get for Christmas?

JoyGirl

#378
October 23, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
A bunch of baby chicks and a box.

Why is are there laptops and PC's?

Sis

#379
October 24, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
So you can go to school and still check your email.

Why is there air?

upcchris

#380
October 26, 2009, 02:45:12 AM
So we can stay grounded

Why does this  :goodmod: exist?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Sis

#381
October 26, 2009, 03:35:29 AM
It's a mistake. There ARE no good mods!

Why do mosquitos exist?

JoyGirl

#382
October 26, 2009, 02:09:42 PM
To make us go on diets...

Why do people get the flu??

Sis

#383
October 26, 2009, 02:46:37 PM
To force us to rest once in a while.

Why do the leaves have to fall off the trees?

JoyGirl

#384
October 26, 2009, 02:59:33 PM
So we can punish the kids by having to rake them.

why do we have cell phones?

The Purple Fuzzy

#385
October 26, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
So the government can track us.

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

Tricia Lea

#386
October 28, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
because the dog peed on the mailman

Why is my neck sore still?

InChristGirl

#387
October 28, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
Because the turkeys got out again.

Who drank my hot cocoa?

Tricia Lea

#388
October 28, 2009, 12:17:16 AM
Barb from Tx in here blue boat

Why is it cold out and rainy?

InChristGirl

#389
October 28, 2009, 12:20:20 AM
Because the elevater broke  :cry:

Where did my cat put my socks?

Tricia Lea

#390
October 28, 2009, 12:22:53 AM
because obama promosed her a grant if she did

Why  do I need to clean my house?

Babs

#391
October 28, 2009, 01:51:13 AM
the ducks ran around the mess

why do you think the sky is blue?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#392
October 28, 2009, 02:31:15 AM
Because it ran out of black

Why is an orange orange

The Purple Fuzzy

#393
October 28, 2009, 04:25:45 AM
Because the cat ate the grapes.

Why does our dog want to PLAY with strangers instead of bark at them?

JoyGirl

#394
October 28, 2009, 02:37:35 PM
Because they smell like honey.

Why is milk so expensive these days?

The Purple Fuzzy

#395
October 28, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
Cause the environmentalists have the cows on a special diet to cut down on methane gas and it reduces their milk production.

Why has it rained so much this month?

Tricia Lea

#396
October 28, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
because a water main in china broke

Why am I so tred?

Tricia Lea

#397
December 19, 2009, 09:19:10 PM
bump. oops I keep running into thnigs

The Purple Fuzzy

#398
December 20, 2009, 06:18:35 AM
Quote from: Tricia Lea on October 28, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
because a water main in china broke

Why am I so tred?
Because you've been running too many marathons!

What will I get for Christmas?

iridiscente

#399
December 20, 2009, 04:34:22 PM
A trip to a foreign land!

Why are puppies so hyper?
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