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iridiscente

#250
May 08, 2009, 02:56:30 PM
Because it reflects the state of your pocket book. At least it isn't red.

What do you put in potato salad?

mini

#251
May 08, 2009, 03:41:27 PM
Oranges.

What do you put on a grill?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Tricia Lea

#252
May 08, 2009, 03:56:30 PM
clothes that you want dry


What lives in your attic?

Sis

#253
May 08, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
Stevebert

Why is grass green?

Gingerale

#254
May 08, 2009, 07:38:28 PM
The IRS better not be visiting me in May. Lol!

upcchris

#255
May 10, 2009, 10:40:16 AM
Grass is green because of a lab accident in the center of the earth, which, surprisingly, isn't filled with magma, but marshmallows (tere was a typo somewhere)

Why do we need gravity?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

mini

#256
May 11, 2009, 12:06:40 PM
To make us stand straight.

How do you get hair to grow on the top of your head?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

RainbowJingles

#257
May 11, 2009, 04:52:03 PM
Ask Jeremy.  He knows all about it!

Why do we celebrate birthdays?

mini

#258
May 12, 2009, 01:44:41 AM
LOL  That was good.

Because deathdays are so unfashionable.

Whats above your head?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Sis

#259
May 12, 2009, 03:06:41 AM
Everything is over my head these days.

Why are we getting so much rain?

mini

#260
May 12, 2009, 01:22:01 PM
Cause Sis got a sore throat, quit talking, and therefore the supply of hot air has been depleted.

Whats outside my window?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Sis

#261
May 12, 2009, 01:53:30 PM
Sis, looking for a Mini beat down! GRRRRRR!

Why has Mel been missing?

MelodyB

#262
May 12, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
Cause her duckies are still in storage. :sadbounce:

What is the capital of Ireland?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

mini

#263
May 12, 2009, 04:36:49 PM
England.

Who did you vote for?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

MelodyB

#264
May 12, 2009, 04:41:52 PM
Perot.

What is Mini's real name?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

The Purple Fuzzy

#265
May 12, 2009, 04:49:38 PM
Max.

Why do Texans need air conditioners?

mini

#266
May 12, 2009, 05:01:06 PM
All the hot air they spew.  (Wait, this was wrong answers... *cough*)

Whats the coldest state in the union?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

SippinTea

#267
May 12, 2009, 05:19:55 PM
Florida

What is Sis's favorite drink?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

iridiscente

#268
May 13, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
Tequila.

Why does Ruby have a guy in her profile picture?

Sis

#269
May 14, 2009, 02:30:25 AM
(EWWWW Not in my worst dreams. I tasted that awful stuff once!  BLAH)


She wants to remain single, so she asked a male relative to pose with her so guys would back off.

Where is Dina REALLY moving to in a couple of months?

Dew-Ax-238

#270
May 14, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
The North pole to teach a simiamr on building igloos

how many birds does Scott have
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

upcchris

#271
May 18, 2009, 12:53:26 AM
2000, he's got his own nature park

why does mess seem to accumulate constantly?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

sunlight

#272
May 18, 2009, 03:47:03 AM
to prove the chaos theory

Why does the govt punish people on disability for working?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

The Purple Fuzzy

#273
May 18, 2009, 04:08:08 AM
They don't want them to hurt themselves any more. :smirk2:

Why did Los Angles have an earthquake?

Sis

#274
May 18, 2009, 04:25:01 AM
Because the weather is so messed up and the Earth shivered cuz it got cold.

Why do we have to have birthdays?

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