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JoyGirl

#350
October 13, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
to become friends with a worm.

Why do offices have such ugly color choices with the decor?

Tricia Lea

#351
October 15, 2009, 11:52:50 PM
Because obama likes it

Why is a black rose black?

Babs

#352
October 16, 2009, 12:01:21 AM
because the carrots are oblivious


why does it always seem to rain on your days off?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

#353
October 16, 2009, 02:14:58 AM
So you will have more time cause you don't have to water the garden yourself.

How can such different kids come from the same parents?

Sis

#354
October 16, 2009, 02:49:33 AM
It's an endtime plot! 

Why are people such jerks?

Babs

#355
October 16, 2009, 04:47:24 AM
because the  :spam: is hiding in the barn



why must there be full moons?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

JoyGirl

#356
October 16, 2009, 02:00:09 PM
the cows can produce milk.

Why are there stars in the sky only at night?

The Purple Fuzzy

#357
October 16, 2009, 03:15:12 PM
Cause when it gets almost dawn, the angels have to go pick them and put them in a basket until the next evening.

Why is the sun hot?

JoyGirl

#358
October 16, 2009, 03:49:46 PM
Because that is where volcanos are created and sent to earth from.

Why do we have to have different weather?

Sis

#359
October 16, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
So the trees can get attention by changing colors then stripping.

Why does it have to rain during the day?

The Purple Fuzzy

#360
October 16, 2009, 04:55:24 PM
So you'll know what rain looks like.

How may eggs does it take to make a dozen?

JoyGirl

#361
October 16, 2009, 05:01:30 PM
It depends on how many chickens are in pen.


How many cookies can you make in one batch?

LeahMarie

#362
October 16, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
depends on the oven temperature


what's the difference between lemon and lime?
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JoyGirl

#363
October 16, 2009, 07:26:48 PM
They are the same color.

why is the sky blue?

Tricia Lea

#364
October 17, 2009, 02:45:56 AM
so the grass wouldnt be jealous


Why is ice cold?

The Purple Fuzzy

#365
October 17, 2009, 03:32:05 AM
Cause you keep it in the oven.

Why does my daughter like to travel so much?

LeahMarie

#366
October 17, 2009, 08:31:46 PM
because she loves pizza



why do I want to clean?
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Sis

#367
October 17, 2009, 08:50:08 PM
Because you have OCD

Why does my foot itch?

Tricia Lea

#368
October 17, 2009, 08:52:10 PM
because you sneezed


Why is my hair a frizzy mess right now?

Sis

#369
October 17, 2009, 08:59:32 PM
Because you stuck your finger in a light socket.

Why does it have to rain so much?

The Purple Fuzzy

#370
October 18, 2009, 01:18:06 AM
Cause global warming is melting the clouds. :roll:

Why do churches have steeples?

LeahMarie

#371
October 18, 2009, 02:04:27 AM
because they tickle the angels feet...


why is there not any m&m baking chips at our Wal-mart? :smirk2:
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JoyGirl

#372
October 19, 2009, 05:15:56 PM
Because they melt too fast.

Why is the radio mostly talking and not singing?

LeahMarie

#373
October 22, 2009, 04:50:33 AM
because the chicken crossed the road...



why do people like to start drama? :noo:
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Sis

#374
October 22, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
Because their VCR broke.

what is Normal?

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