Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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sunlight

You post a question and the person below you will post an extremely wrong answer to your question then ask another question

I get to start. :grin:



Why is Ruby happy?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

The Purple Fuzzy

Because the economy is so wonderful.

How many kids does Newsman have?

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

SippinTea

Because she's truthful. *ahem*


Why does Chel like to travel?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

iridiscente

15, all by different women.

What's Seth's favorite pastime?
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on March 19, 2009, 06:11:29 PM
Because the economy is so wonderful.

How many kids does Newsman have?

iridiscente

Quote from: SippinTea on March 19, 2009, 06:13:55 PM
Because she's truthful. *ahem*


Why does Chel like to travel?

:beret:
She's adding to her version of a harem.

Why do some people on this forum like to stargaze?

sunlight

ugh dina... you got outta order! lol!

Seths favorite pastime is sipping coffee behind the couch, and they like to stargaze because they are getting a tantoo.

:grin:

Why is Dina moving to Guatemala?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

The Purple Fuzzy

Because she doesn't want me to see my grandbaby.

Why does Elona live in California?

iridiscente

Because she's a raging rainbow liberal.

Why does Newsman dress in Knight's clothing?

sunlight

Because he likes Shakespeare.

What does sis like pink?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

The Purple Fuzzy

It reminds her of her hubby's hair color.

Why does Seth have birds?

iridiscente

Because "birds of a feather" and he feels like a parrot.

Where does the Purple Fuzzy work?

Tricia Lea

in a dairy farm, milking cows

Why is Sis mom coming to visit me?

The Purple Fuzzy

Because she's an undercover narc agent and she suspects you of dealing

Where does Beccaboo live?

Tricia Lea


Dew-Ax-238

because he is coo coo for cocco puffs

Where is purplefuzzy at?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  This is great!

The PF is at the neighborhood coffee shop eating donuts



Why has Scott been so quiet this year? (Not posting much)


Dew-Ax-238

Because he moved to the North Pole and his computer is freezing up.

When did Sir John get married?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

Ten years ago but she's shy and won't come out to play.

who is in trouble this time?


Dew-Ax-238

ummm lets see rainbow sounds good.

Speaking of Rainbow, who is she dating now?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

The Purple Fuzzy


Dew-Ax-238

Pres. Obama

What color did Sis dye her hair?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Tricia Lea


Dew-Ax-238

#23
Septsunday

Why is Mel  turning blue
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

Because she grabbed the wrong dye. She meant to grab the purple, too.

Why is Bev looking like Garfield?