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Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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Gingerale

#300
June 11, 2009, 04:31:40 AM
he doesn't want yall to know this, but I am his boss, and I make him rub my feet when he gets to work.


why do men eat so much???

Nerd

#301
June 11, 2009, 11:04:05 PM
So we don't have to taste the stuff we ate earlier.

Why do women ask so many questions? ;)

BeccaBoo

#302
June 12, 2009, 06:05:06 AM
Because we want to hear at least 1 right answer...

Why does Eric have so many chickens?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

iridiscente

#303
June 14, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Because he's scared he'll never find the right chick!

Why does Ashlee volunteer her ice maiden status when a certain scruffy guy appears to be looking for one?

Dew-Ax-238

#304
June 22, 2009, 09:59:31 PM
she is confussed on where she is at and what she is going because Seth put a spell on her..


Speaking of Seth  why is he in the hen house for?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Ashlee

#305
September 01, 2009, 04:27:36 AM
Quote from: iridiscente on June 14, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Why does Ashlee volunteer her ice maiden status when a certain scruffy guy appears to be looking for one?

WAIT!!! What did I do and how did I get involved in this???  Diiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaa!!



Quote from: Dew-Ax-238 on June 22, 2009, 09:59:31 PM
Speaking of Seth  why is he in the hen house for?

Apparently he put a spell on me. :roll:

Why do I have drama?

Sis

#306
September 01, 2009, 06:50:39 AM
Because you like movies.


Why does PF dislike Monday so much?

Ashlee

#307
September 02, 2009, 12:09:54 AM
Because it's the end of her work week and she doesn't want to go home.

Why does shrimp have to smell so shrimpy?

Sis

#308
September 02, 2009, 03:17:18 AM
If it didn't, we would think it was potatoes.

Why is there air?

upcchris

#309
September 02, 2009, 03:18:03 AM
so we're not confused with other planets
why do so many people watch tv?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Tricia Lea

#310
September 02, 2009, 05:15:40 AM
so they can become a couch potato


Why does seth like birds?

Ashlee

#311
September 02, 2009, 05:43:05 AM
Because they're all named Ashlee *cough*

Why does the sun shine?

nwlife

#312
September 02, 2009, 07:04:43 AM
To show the red highlights in Ashlee's black roses.

Why did they try to make ketchup green?
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

Geri

#313
September 02, 2009, 02:30:06 PM
So the aliens wouldn't destroy the statue of liberty

Why do we drive on the right side of the road in America?

Sis

#314
September 02, 2009, 02:31:48 PM
Because the cars on the left are going the other way.

Why are people so weird?

Ashlee

#315
September 02, 2009, 11:59:56 PM
Because I bought a new sign language book the other day!

Why are serving sizes getting bigger, but mean you buy a meal in a box it says has 4 servings and it's like a handful of beans?

Tricia Lea

#316
September 03, 2009, 12:40:17 AM
because they are magic beans and you only need 1 for a meal

Why is the sky blue?

Ashlee

#317
September 03, 2009, 02:15:24 AM
Because I haven't folded my towels yet

:sing: Where oh where are you tonight? How could you leave me here all alone?

JoyGirl

#318
September 03, 2009, 05:16:14 PM
Because you are attending jury duty....

Why has this week been so long?

Melody

#319
September 03, 2009, 06:28:00 PM
Because my watch stopped.


Why didn't God make all odors escaping our bodies smell like petunias?

Tricia Lea

#320
September 03, 2009, 06:48:41 PM
Because then we would hate the smell of petunias lol

How can a person have 2.7 children as some ststs say? lol

JoyGirl

#321
September 03, 2009, 06:50:49 PM
Because they are being sold on the black market.

Why does laundry have to be done?

Ashlee

#322
September 04, 2009, 03:00:01 AM
So there can be world peace

Why do I like peach tea, but not tea?

Tricia Lea

#323
September 04, 2009, 03:36:26 AM
because you are feelin peachy,


Why am I soooooooooooooooo tired?

Ashlee

#324
September 04, 2009, 03:56:25 AM
because I took a nap today

Why do I not want to go to bed tonight?
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