Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

[Kloey]

Because Angie isn't wearing fuzzy socks.

Why is my cat convinced she's royalty?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Because you put a crown on her.

Where have you been?

[Heather]

the north pole working for santa.

why does the dog dance?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

He has ants in his pants.

Why did this year go by so fast?

[Kloey]

Because I wasn't here.  Obviously.

Why do I have the urge to throw sticks?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

So that you can go fetch them.

What color is my car?

[Kloey]

Skittles!

Why isn't B around with some lovely scruff?

[iridiscente]

He's scared of all it's magnetizing affect on ladies like yourself.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

[Tricia Lea]

Obama lol

Whats 2+2?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

22 of course

Oh where is my hairbrush?

[sunlight]

dad took it.

How do people put up with people who cant put up with themselves?

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Short temperedness and short-suffering, malice, and lots of wrath!

What are the fruit of the Spirit?

[Heather]

tomatoes, apples, bananas, blueberries and oranges.

how did we survive without cell phones?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Mental telepathy.

Why is it so hot outside?

[Melody]

because I changed pantihose brands.


Why do we get wrinkly when we're in water too long rather than swelled up?

[amanda18]

cuz the water makes you age very fast.

Where is my hair brush?

[Heather]

in a tree of I-81.

Why do we have to wear shoes?

[TheGirl]

because they match our outfits.

Why are there so many different languages?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

To make it harder to eavesdrop.

Why do we have to work on Monday?

[iridiscente]

Because if not, we wouldn't like Tuesdays.

What is meant to be?

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Being able to fly like a bird with no wings...

Why did the volcano erupt?

[sunlight]

to give you an unforgettable experience.

why is it so fun to make up recipes?

[TheGirl]

To give us a good laugh.

How is the sun so far away and it still gets so hot?

[Melody]

the rotation of the planets act as a convection oven.


Why on earth do people like white walls if their not crazy?

[sunlight]

because they are awesome to draw on, and the lines from the plaid get in the way...


why do some people have sooo many clothes?