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upcchris

#275
May 18, 2009, 11:55:41 AM
to keep score against others

What is the symbolism of scuff?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

iridiscente

#276
May 18, 2009, 07:43:06 PM
Sis: you only get to "celebrate" one death day.

Scruff symbolizes a single man's desire to be attractable to the other gender.

How does one eat peanut butter?

Dew-Ax-238

#277
May 19, 2009, 05:23:45 AM
You sniff it og course..

Why is Seth so cooko for coco Puffs
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Roxie

#278
May 27, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
It is obvious that he is crazy about that bird too ;)  :hi:

How does one clean up all the clutter?
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder \"What happened?\"

Which type of person are you?

Dew-Ax-238

#279
June 04, 2009, 04:56:40 AM
So that they will have room to make another LOl


Why is Sis and Scott afraid
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

mini

#280
June 04, 2009, 01:37:18 PM
Have you met Seth?

Whats green and grows on the ground?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

EricShane

#281
June 04, 2009, 04:03:53 PM
sedge ;)

Why are my allergies Killlllling me!?
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

Tricia Lea

#282
June 04, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
Because you ate a majic jumping bean

Why am I always spilling drinks and food on me?

EricShane

#283
June 04, 2009, 06:17:42 PM
Because your great ancestors didnt drive so well..

Why is Gatorade Red?
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

Sis

#284
June 04, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Cuz gators bleed when you squeeze the juice outa them  (I've seen blue, no answer for that one, though)

Why does it have to rain on my parade?

EricShane

#285
June 04, 2009, 06:31:28 PM
(roflol sis that was great!)



Because you decided to have a parade in the Rain Forest..

Why is junk food SO good?
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

mini

#286
June 04, 2009, 08:44:02 PM
Because they are made out of stuff that is good for you.

What is water made out of?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Tricia Lea

#287
June 04, 2009, 08:51:49 PM
 3 drops of green goo, 1 cup of clorox, 1 pint of moose tracks ice cream, and last but not least 5 drops of owl blood and you have water

why cant I drive?

EricShane

#288
June 04, 2009, 08:59:00 PM
Because your Black.

Why do people have alligators as pets?
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

Sis

#289
June 04, 2009, 10:14:53 PM
Cuz they want gatorade!

Why is it cloudy so often here near DC?

Tricia Lea

#290
June 04, 2009, 10:23:30 PM
its the begining of a fog ther gov wants to keep people in


Why is GP so quiet lately

Dew-Ax-238

#291
June 05, 2009, 02:27:06 AM
Seth is on the loose again and scared everyone away


what is up with Rooster is he hidding in the hen house again?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Tricia Lea

#292
June 05, 2009, 02:28:05 AM
cause she ate the cat

Why is it bad to do drugs?

Dew-Ax-238

#293
June 05, 2009, 04:03:32 AM
They are convinced that they are S M A R T pills

How did Bro Dad and Sis Mom meet?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Dew-Ax-238

#294
June 07, 2009, 04:12:28 AM
Street witnessing of course but instead of stumbling out of a bar Brother dad stumbled out of the church drunk in the Holy Ghost and Sis MOM caught him

How many Children will Ginger have and how soon
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

BeccaBoo

#295
June 09, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
12...here in 2 weeks

What would we do if  GP went off one day and never ever came back on?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

mini

#296
June 10, 2009, 02:17:45 PM
Type random messages in our menu bar.

Why do I wear red?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Sis

#297
June 10, 2009, 05:52:38 PM
Because you're afraid to admit you really like John Deere tractors!


Where has B been lately?

BeccaBoo

#298
June 10, 2009, 08:40:45 PM
Finding his heart in San Francisco.

What does Mel do with her spare time now that she is so busy?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Tricia Lea

#299
June 10, 2009, 09:28:48 PM
She has taken up skydiving


Why does Seth hate his job?
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