Time to get thrifty in Sharing Four-Fifty!

[IowaSkirtGirl]

I have three jokes that might make up for your one bad one?

What do you call a pig who knows kung-fu?

Pork Chop

Why is the beach wet?

The sea weed

OH and I actually have four jokes...two of them are cow jokes

What do you call a dynamite eating steer?

Abominable

What do you call a cow who just calved?

De-calf-inated

[mini]

Pretty much. It doesn't require you to LIKE people, just tolerate them. I think he'd be GREAT at it.



Just as an FYI...I'm having a pretty rough night. I dunno if I want to go in depth here...but it's rough.

Praying that God uplifts and blesses you tonight, Sis. For what it's worth today wasn't great for me either. I felt like I kinda messed up my witness today, had to repent. I was feeling pretty low down about it, 'til I remember that I have a merciful Lord that is willing to forgive and help me back up....

Stole a officers last donut and lied about it didn't you?

LOL. No.....told a joke that, after doing so, I realized it was decidedly not Godly and should've been kept to myself.. Really felt like a hill....

You look like a hill too...albeit a small one.  You embody the saying "mountain out of a mole hill."

  "heel" not "hill". I felt lower than a snake's belly.....is that better?

You have to look up to see a snakes belly...

[Roscoe]

Y'all are nuts. LOL Thanks.

and Mini- vengence shall be mine, I shall repay, saith Bob.

[IowaSkirtGirl]

ISG doesn't stand for Iowa SQUIRREL girl... I am a lil cooky though.

[Roscoe]

ISG doesn't stand for Iowa SQUIRREL girl... I am a lil cooky though.

I will admit to looking at "ISG" and thinking "InSaneGirl" occasionally. 
Fortunately GP IS somewhat of a nuthouse...

[IowaSkirtGirl]

InSaneGoofball?

lol GOOD NIGHT! Thanks for the smiles! My GPs are as closer than family sometimes

LOVE YOU ALL!

[mini]

and Mini- vengence shall be mine, I shall repay, saith Bob.

"Hear, O Israel: the LORD our God is one LORD" (Deuteronomy 6:4).

"God is one" (Galatians 3:20).

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Sorry, you aint God, and vengeance aint yours...

[Chseeads]

Well I'm the resident expert on nuthouses....

[Roscoe]

and Mini- vengence shall be mine, I shall repay, saith Bob.

"Hear, O Israel: the LORD our God is one LORD" (Deuteronomy 6:4).

"God is one" (Galatians 3:20).

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Sorry, you aint God, and vengeance aint yours...

I'm intending on being His instrument in the shellacking you are due to receive. 

[mini]

and Mini- vengence shall be mine, I shall repay, saith Bob.

"Hear, O Israel: the LORD our God is one LORD" (Deuteronomy 6:4).

"God is one" (Galatians 3:20).

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Sorry, you aint God, and vengeance aint yours...

I'm intending on being His instrument in the shellacking you are due to receive. 

When I shoot back, I'll remember to shoot low!

[mini]

"Shoot low Sheriff!  They is riding Shetlands!"

"Naw, boys, thats just Roscoe and they is only one of him!"

[Chseeads]

Ugh. I has a temperature.

And I took an Ibuprofen at after 10 p.m.  Just for verification.  Cause I'm OCD and I always fear I'll OD myself.

[Heather]

So where is Chel going that she will pass through Issac's town?

My soda choices are Dr Pepper (with or without cherry flavor), Coke (with or without cherry flavor), Food Club Root Beer, then Mello Yello.

Anyone want a 7 month old neutered, front declawed bobtail orange and white cat? Hes driving me NUTS!!!!!

Oi this rain is making me sleepy......

[MsJennJenn]

That should win over anyone.

And this job is a part time merchandising job for American Greetings.  You service and stock the card, and other items, displays in stores - this particular position would take care of Target, Macy's, Dollar Tree, and O'Malia's Market here on the east side of town.

ahaha this whole image of you "stocking" cards makes me crack up. All of the card stockers I've seen are little old ladies....rofl

[Lynx]

told a joke that, after doing so, I realized it was decidedly not Godly and should've been kept to myself.. Really felt like a heel....

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, burned the t-shirt... I feel your pain.

So where is Chel going that she will pass through Issac's town?

I wouldn't know.  Who is Issac?

Wherever it is, she has apparently been there at least two or three times already.  I'm afraid to ask because she might reevaluate the necessity of going wherever it is... and then she wouldn't come by here! 

[Roscoe]

Argh. Back at work. New day, new beginning. And I'm still ready for the weekend- which is going to be shortened for me, since we have that stupid lighting ceremony.....gonna have to stand out in the cold for a few hours Saturday. I ain't looking forward to that.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Morning.

[iridiscente]

Cinnamon french toast and pumpkin spice coffee.

[Babs]

Cinnamon french toast and pumpkin spice coffee.

Coffee black

[SippinTea]

No wonder ISG fits in so well here! InSaneGirl is her real name, and IowaSkirtGirl is just her alias. :bigcheese. Now I know why we like her so much.

Seth, that mini bio you gave made me laugh. And btw, jobs like that are generally pretty good. 'Specially for people for like you that don't like people. No, I'm being serious! I've done a bit of that work myself, and had a couple friends doing similar stuff, and it's pretty decent work. Slightly boring, but sometimes that's not bad. Not when compared to co-worker or customer drama.

Good thing my sis just called me - I'd forgotten ladies' Bible study was tonight. Oops! Better get busy on the homework...

[Lynx]

But the important question is can you listen to your music player in one ear while you work? 

Singing along with it would be optional, but highly appreciated... 

[Melody]

Yay! I finally have internet at the house now!   I am gonna be a postin' foo. 


Seth, you crack me up. 

Mmmm... Heather, that's a good breakfast right there. ☺

I'm just so excited!

Can you guys see this? It's my little mumchkin. ☺

[EricShane]

She looks just like you MY

[mini]

Your daughter looks just like you Meller...you postin' foo...or postin foofoo....*cough*

[Melody]

Thanks! 


Um... someone is printing A LOT of stuff off GP....

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Kinda creepy...