Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

[iridiscente]

Because they are addicted to new purchases.

When does one's blessing become their curse?

[mini]

Right after you pay the first payment.

Whats the best way to milk a cow?

[iridiscente]

Pour a bucket of milk on top.

How do they make strawberry icecream?

[MelodyB]

Feed the cows in Iceland strawberries.

Why can't I find a money tree?

[Tricia Lea]

because the fish ate it



why does my dog shed sooooo much?

[Melody]

to make bald men insecure.


Why does lawnmower racing have it's own anthem?

[Tricia Lea]

Because it is out of tune,


Where are my glasses?

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

They got taken by a monkey's uncle...

Why is dating like building a fence?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

You line up the gals around you for protection.

Can I go home now?

[Tricia Lea]

no because oranges are not purple


why am I yawning?

[Babs]

the polecat ate it all and the police found the turnips

If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

That depends on if the fishtank is the Gulf of Mexico, that's gonna take a lot of ducks.

What's for lunch?

[Babs]

the rain that spain sent to main


where is everyone?

[Tricia Lea]

up the river singin way down yonder

Who drove miss Daisy?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

The weedeater.

Did they get it fixed?

[Tricia Lea]

it ate seths chickens and ran him to calafornia.


Whos hat is this?

[Heather]

Ned the beta fish's

What day is it?

[Tricia Lea]

iIts wear a chocolate sundee on your head day.


Why have I been waking up so early lately?

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Because your exhausted!

Why do goodbyes stink?

[Tricia Lea]

Because they didnt eat any fiber

Where is my MP3?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Right next to your MP4.

When will I get a grandbaby hug?

[Tricia Lea]

When you shave all the purple fuzz off and make a purple fuzz doll lol

Why all the questions on here?

[Heather]

Because we are working on world peace.

Why is it so hot?

[Tricia Lea]

Because Someone left their heat on in their house and opened their windows.

Why do I have Kenny Rodgers- The Gambler song stuck in my head right now?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

You've been playing too much BINGO.

Why is it raining so much lately?