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Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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iridiscente

Because they are addicted to new purchases.

When does one's blessing become their curse?

mini

Right after you pay the first payment.

Whats the best way to milk a cow?
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iridiscente

Pour a bucket of milk on top.

How do they make strawberry icecream?

MelodyB

Feed the cows in Iceland strawberries.

Why can't I find a money tree?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

because the fish ate it



why does my dog shed sooooo much?

Melody

to make bald men insecure.


Why does lawnmower racing have it's own anthem?

Tricia Lea

Because it is out of tune,


Where are my glasses?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

They got taken by a monkey's uncle...

Why is dating like building a fence?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

The Purple Fuzzy

You line up the gals around you for protection.

Can I go home now?

Tricia Lea

no because oranges are not purple


why am I yawning?

Babs

the polecat ate it all and the police found the turnips

If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

That depends on if the fishtank is the Gulf of Mexico, that's gonna take a lot of ducks.

What's for lunch?

Babs

the rain that spain sent to main


where is everyone?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

up the river singin way down yonder

Who drove miss Daisy?

The Purple Fuzzy


Tricia Lea

it ate seths chickens and ran him to calafornia.


Whos hat is this?

Heather

Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

Tricia Lea

iIts wear a chocolate sundee on your head day.


Why have I been waking up so early lately?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Because your exhausted!

Why do goodbyes stink?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

Tricia Lea

Because they didnt eat any fiber

Where is my MP3?

The Purple Fuzzy

Right next to your MP4.

When will I get a grandbaby hug?

Tricia Lea

When you shave all the purple fuzz off and make a purple fuzz doll lol

Why all the questions on here?

Heather

Because we are working on world peace.

Why is it so hot?
Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

Tricia Lea

Because Someone left their heat on in their house and opened their windows.

Why do I have Kenny Rodgers- The Gambler song stuck in my head right now?

The Purple Fuzzy

You've been playing too much BINGO.

Why is it raining so much lately?