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Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

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iridiscente

#425
May 30, 2010, 08:50:40 PM
Because they are addicted to new purchases.

When does one's blessing become their curse?

mini

#426
June 21, 2010, 03:13:23 AM
Right after you pay the first payment.

Whats the best way to milk a cow?
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iridiscente

#427
June 21, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Pour a bucket of milk on top.

How do they make strawberry icecream?

MelodyB

#428
June 22, 2010, 03:49:55 AM
Feed the cows in Iceland strawberries.

Why can't I find a money tree?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#429
June 23, 2010, 02:06:17 AM
because the fish ate it



why does my dog shed sooooo much?

Melody

#430
June 23, 2010, 03:21:15 AM
to make bald men insecure.


Why does lawnmower racing have it's own anthem?

Tricia Lea

#431
June 30, 2010, 03:20:42 AM
Because it is out of tune,


Where are my glasses?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#432
June 30, 2010, 04:15:16 AM
They got taken by a monkey's uncle...

Why is dating like building a fence?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

The Purple Fuzzy

#433
June 30, 2010, 05:31:05 PM
You line up the gals around you for protection.

Can I go home now?

Tricia Lea

#434
July 01, 2010, 10:52:33 AM
no because oranges are not purple


why am I yawning?

Babs

#435
July 02, 2010, 04:20:24 PM
the polecat ate it all and the police found the turnips

If you're playing checkers on a boat with a monkey, how many ducks does it take to change the oil in a fish tank?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

The Purple Fuzzy

#436
July 02, 2010, 04:31:06 PM
That depends on if the fishtank is the Gulf of Mexico, that's gonna take a lot of ducks.

What's for lunch?

Babs

#437
July 02, 2010, 04:33:52 PM
the rain that spain sent to main


where is everyone?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#438
July 02, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
up the river singin way down yonder

Who drove miss Daisy?

The Purple Fuzzy

#439
July 02, 2010, 04:42:21 PM
The weedeater.

Did they get it fixed?

Tricia Lea

#440
July 02, 2010, 10:36:47 PM
it ate seths chickens and ran him to calafornia.


Whos hat is this?

Heather

#441
July 06, 2010, 12:07:01 PM
Ned the beta fish's

What day is it?
Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

Tricia Lea

#442
July 06, 2010, 12:56:53 PM
iIts wear a chocolate sundee on your head day.


Why have I been waking up so early lately?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#443
July 06, 2010, 05:14:18 PM
Because your exhausted!

Why do goodbyes stink?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

Tricia Lea

#444
July 07, 2010, 04:02:17 AM
Because they didnt eat any fiber

Where is my MP3?

The Purple Fuzzy

#445
July 07, 2010, 04:04:34 AM
Right next to your MP4.

When will I get a grandbaby hug?

Tricia Lea

#446
July 07, 2010, 04:27:40 AM
When you shave all the purple fuzz off and make a purple fuzz doll lol

Why all the questions on here?

Heather

#447
July 07, 2010, 04:45:28 PM
Because we are working on world peace.

Why is it so hot?
Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

Tricia Lea

#448
July 07, 2010, 04:56:58 PM
Because Someone left their heat on in their house and opened their windows.

Why do I have Kenny Rodgers- The Gambler song stuck in my head right now?

The Purple Fuzzy

#449
July 07, 2010, 09:30:47 PM
You've been playing too much BINGO.

Why is it raining so much lately?
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