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Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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MelodyB

June 39th, eleventeen fifty six.


Why was my tounge blue yesterday?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

Because you ate a Smurf.

What alias does PF use when she's forging documents?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

MelodyB

Seth Eads.

My parents are not home yet, what happened to them?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

They stopped for icecream at Ben & Jerry's.

How far is it to the moon?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

MelodyB

6.7 miles one way.

How did David REALLY hurt his knee?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

The Purple Fuzzy

Well, it's a long story, but there was this hula dancer that he was chasing, and things just got out of control.

When will Chel be home?

Tricia Lea

When she gets done trying on her dress for her secret wedding


What happens to purple fuzzy when left in the rain?

MelodyB

She starts to smell like Seth.


Where have Bro Dad and Sis Mom been hiding?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

in a cabin in mississippi.

Why do I have the urge to walk to the store

SippinTea

Because your rocket is in the shop, and you need tobasco sauce for your midnight snack.

When will I get to hug my Pirate Ringo again?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Tricia Lea

When his pirate ship comes in

Why is my mind so jumbled up  today?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

Cause Sunlight whacked you in the head with her sock full ' o rocks.

What do I do next?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

The Purple Fuzzy

Go in the kitchen and make cheesecake to share with your GP friends.

What should I give Chel for her birthday?

SippinTea

A prom dress for her to wear with her Trends of Bend elf hat! :spitlaugh:

Why does Tricia like math so much?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Tricia Lea

because it is 1a+2b+3c-76x/44y+99z-174x+675z


Why is GP not as busy as it was a year ago?

SippinTea

Because the Ice Maiden is rumored to have melted, and drowned the whole of GP in a big puddle.

Why do I need a hug?

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

MelodyB

Cause I'm not there to give ya one. :cry:


How hard is it gonna be for me to find a light peach jacket and a off-white skirt in the middle of fall/winter selections at the clothing stores. *sigh*
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

you will find it when you see the pinguin roller blading in front of your car

why is the pool cold in the winter?

Babs

because the pythons are on the beaches looking for cake


why is the sky blue?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

Because the sun' rays hit the trees and reflect blue

Why is Monday such a dreaded day by many?

Babs

because its the flying monkey that runs around the coconut and shoots the moon

where will this thread go from here?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

It will go down I40 to I65 and go till the interstate ends


Why do so many want to loose weight?

MelodyB

Because it has them bound so they feel they must loose it!

When am I going to feel better?!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

because the birds ate the chickens

(you will feel better soon mel! we are praying) *hugs*

who is going to post next?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea