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MelodyB

#475
October 10, 2010, 05:13:14 PM
June 39th, eleventeen fifty six.


Why was my tounge blue yesterday?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#476
October 10, 2010, 08:09:18 PM
Because you ate a Smurf.

What alias does PF use when she's forging documents?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

MelodyB

#477
October 10, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Seth Eads.

My parents are not home yet, what happened to them?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#478
October 10, 2010, 09:22:04 PM
They stopped for icecream at Ben & Jerry's.

How far is it to the moon?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

MelodyB

#479
October 10, 2010, 09:34:27 PM
6.7 miles one way.

How did David REALLY hurt his knee?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

The Purple Fuzzy

#480
October 11, 2010, 12:01:36 AM
Well, it's a long story, but there was this hula dancer that he was chasing, and things just got out of control.

When will Chel be home?

Tricia Lea

#481
October 11, 2010, 12:53:58 AM
When she gets done trying on her dress for her secret wedding


What happens to purple fuzzy when left in the rain?

MelodyB

#482
October 11, 2010, 01:07:02 AM
She starts to smell like Seth.


Where have Bro Dad and Sis Mom been hiding?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#483
October 11, 2010, 01:18:29 AM
in a cabin in mississippi.

Why do I have the urge to walk to the store

SippinTea

#484
October 11, 2010, 05:09:43 AM
Because your rocket is in the shop, and you need tobasco sauce for your midnight snack.

When will I get to hug my Pirate Ringo again?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Tricia Lea

#485
October 11, 2010, 04:21:14 PM
When his pirate ship comes in

Why is my mind so jumbled up  today?

(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude

#486
October 11, 2010, 09:21:30 PM
Cause Sunlight whacked you in the head with her sock full ' o rocks.

What do I do next?


Feed The Bachelors 2010

The Purple Fuzzy

#487
October 11, 2010, 09:38:44 PM
Go in the kitchen and make cheesecake to share with your GP friends.

What should I give Chel for her birthday?

SippinTea

#488
October 11, 2010, 10:47:34 PM
A prom dress for her to wear with her Trends of Bend elf hat! :spitlaugh:

Why does Tricia like math so much?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Tricia Lea

#489
October 12, 2010, 02:59:27 AM
because it is 1a+2b+3c-76x/44y+99z-174x+675z


Why is GP not as busy as it was a year ago?

SippinTea

#490
October 13, 2010, 04:13:55 AM
Because the Ice Maiden is rumored to have melted, and drowned the whole of GP in a big puddle.

Why do I need a hug?

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

MelodyB

#491
October 14, 2010, 04:35:15 AM
Cause I'm not there to give ya one. :cry:


How hard is it gonna be for me to find a light peach jacket and a off-white skirt in the middle of fall/winter selections at the clothing stores. *sigh*
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#492
October 14, 2010, 05:22:30 AM
you will find it when you see the pinguin roller blading in front of your car

why is the pool cold in the winter?

Babs

#493
March 01, 2011, 10:58:49 AM
because the pythons are on the beaches looking for cake


why is the sky blue?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#494
March 01, 2011, 01:33:37 PM
Because the sun' rays hit the trees and reflect blue

Why is Monday such a dreaded day by many?

Babs

#495
March 02, 2011, 09:08:38 AM
because its the flying monkey that runs around the coconut and shoots the moon

where will this thread go from here?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#496
March 02, 2011, 11:23:18 PM
It will go down I40 to I65 and go till the interstate ends


Why do so many want to loose weight?

MelodyB

#497
March 03, 2011, 12:18:23 AM
Because it has them bound so they feel they must loose it!

When am I going to feel better?!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

#498
March 03, 2011, 01:18:41 AM
because the birds ate the chickens

(you will feel better soon mel! we are praying) *hugs*

who is going to post next?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Tricia Lea

#499
March 04, 2011, 12:42:36 AM
The post office

Why is it dark out?
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