Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

[Tricia Lea]

because Seth asked for it to rain on you

Where is your keys?

[taco_harvell]

In the blender of course.

Is your hair suppose to look like that?

[Tricia Lea]

What, you mean you dont think graprfruit hair is normal

Why is a zebra black and white?

[awilkes05]

b/c it couldn't decided which color it wanted to be. Black or white.

Why does your eye twitch?

[taco_harvell]

b/c it couldn't decided which color it wanted to be. Black or white.

Why does your eye twitch?

Because weird people make me nervous.

What do you call this dish anyway?

[Tricia Lea]

squirrel kabob with a side of frog ears

What is paper made of?

[Heather]

recycled couch fabric

why am i so tired today?

[Tricia Lea]

You ate a few too many remote controls lol

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[Heather]

that hippo who lives across the street and down a few houses.

why do you go to walmart?

[Tricia Lea]

Because the road is getting paved at night


Why do so many people seem to love coffee?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

They like the stinky breath and brown teeth that it gives you.

How far is heaven?

[Heather]

2 blocks down swing a right, then about 3.5 miles. it'll be on the left under the street light.

why does music move us?

[Tricia Lea]

Because it will hit us if we dont move so we move lol


Why is it SO hot out?

[Heather]

because i accidently left my oven on. sorry.

why is everyone working for the weekend?

[Tricia Lea]

Because they dont understand that week end= week also about to begin and start over

why does Seth love chickens?

[taco_harvell]

Because they dont understand that week end= week also about to begin and start over

why does Seth love chickens?

Because birds of a feather flock together.

Why do chickens stink?

[Tricia Lea]

Because they do not know how to use a bird bath

Why are so many going back to school?

[TheGirl]

To make new friends.

At what age do you seriously have to grow up?

[Tricia Lea]

when you learn to fly



Why am I so tired in the mornings and so awake at nights

[(R.I.P.) YooperYankDude]

Cause Ginger is a cannibal and ate all the chinese people!

What are Dimples good for?

[Tricia Lea]

Dimples are good for removing pimples


where do snakes live?

[upcchris]

In Australia...yup, all of them

why does it still get cold during spring?

[Tricia Lea]

because BG turns on the ac and opens her windows

Why is Texas so big?

[sunlight]

To contain all the awesome people like me, without it running out of room... :halo:

Why don't melody come visit me already?

[SippinTea]

Because she is coming to visit me first.

What date did Yoop pick for his wedding?