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Gingerale

#200
April 20, 2009, 07:17:53 AM
because in all actuality, he is reenacting hansel and gretel this season!

Gingerale

#201
April 20, 2009, 07:19:11 AM
Why is my house so cluttered!?

The Purple Fuzzy

#202
April 20, 2009, 02:50:00 PM
Too many folks came to "Bring Your Own Teacup" tea parties there and left all their teacups behind.

Why can't we sleep in on Monday and have a 3 day weekend?

Sis

#203
April 20, 2009, 02:52:28 PM
Because then Tuesday would be the hated day. If you kept going, it would be Friday that you hate and you'd hate to hate Friday, now, wouldn't you?

Why does there have to be so many cloudy days this year?

Gingerale

#204
April 20, 2009, 05:49:06 PM
[we dream of clouds out here in San Angelo. we are in a draught.].....                 because God really wants to make sure we don't see our surprises in Heaven just yet.                                    What will my new book be entitled?

Sis

#205
April 20, 2009, 06:14:38 PM
How to assemble a teacup room by yourself.

Why do all your electronic devices break down at the same time?

The Purple Fuzzy

#206
April 20, 2009, 06:49:48 PM
It's a conspiracy, they hate us and are out to get us.

How old is Nai?

Sis

#207
April 20, 2009, 07:15:11 PM
She's starting a long career of being 25 and never getting any older.

Where has Kris been?

Gingerale

#208
April 20, 2009, 07:31:47 PM
someone told me she accidentally got packed into Sir. John's luggage when he went on his trip. since then, nobody has heard from her.                           -----------------------------                         Speaking of where.... where is Elona!?

Sis

#209
April 20, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
Oh, she's out clowning around someplace.

Where are Chris and Aaron? They haven't been around much for months.

Dew-Ax-238

#210
April 25, 2009, 03:50:03 AM
they took a missions trip to Irland and was kidnappled by shamrocks.


Why is Sir Johns nickname Newman>
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

The Purple Fuzzy

#211
April 25, 2009, 03:57:10 AM
because he gets arrested so much that he's in the news all the time.

Why was Dew Ax MIA for a while?

Sis

#212
April 25, 2009, 04:05:45 AM
Because Scott kicked her out for being a bad girl.   :laughhard:

Why is everyone going to facebook and not posting much here anymore? This is more fun.

Dew-Ax-238

#213
April 25, 2009, 04:42:33 AM
you can play games on facebook. like bejewled and word paths... LOL

I would much rather be here...

Why is Scott on the war path?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#214
April 25, 2009, 07:53:39 AM
Because he's half Indian.

Why did Ginger fall on her head?

Dew-Ax-238

#215
April 25, 2009, 05:25:29 PM
she was excited that Shaggie and Scoobie doo was coming for a visist.

Where did Tricia get that wig from and why is she wearing one?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

upcchris

#216
April 27, 2009, 12:31:41 PM
From the Fox studios costume dept. because of a risky dare.

Why do my teeth hurt?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

RainbowJingles

#217
April 27, 2009, 11:27:44 PM
From grinning flirtatiously at all the guys.  :bigcheese:  :freaky2:

Why are the lights out in my house right now?

upcchris

#218
April 28, 2009, 07:40:02 AM
It's the govt,'s new ploy to lessen the country's carbon footprint, by turning out the lights, from a remote location, at random houses at random times.

Why is coca-cola so addictive?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Dew-Ax-238

#219
April 29, 2009, 03:05:48 AM
Beth Seth broke in to the Coke Company and swicthed it with Pepsi


why does it seem like all the sicko's come out on a full moon
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

iridiscente

#220
April 29, 2009, 03:53:06 AM
Shouldn't you be answering that question? :P

When will pigs fly? (Does swine flew/flu count?)

BeccaBoo

#221
April 30, 2009, 02:26:37 AM
When Seth finds a wife that makes him want to get rid of his birds

Why did Pluto get kicked out of the planets?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#222
April 30, 2009, 03:09:40 AM
He was too far out, man! Just waaaaay too far out.

Why do we get the left over rain from the West?

Dew-Ax-238

#223
April 30, 2009, 04:10:00 AM
the West, here I thought it fell from the North  to the South... LOL

why does Sis where those fuzzy wuzzy fotties
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

mini

#224
May 02, 2009, 01:26:45 PM
Those are not socks.  (wait, this was supposed to be extremely wrong answers, I think that may have been right... *cough*)

What direction does the wind blow?
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