Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

[BeccaBoo]

*shrug*

Why did pluto get kicked out of the planets?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Cause he forgot to wipe his feet and tracked in a bunch of stardust.

What is Ginger cooking for supper?

[sunlight]

porkchops, macaroni and cheese, and broccoli... YUMMY!
:grin:

Why does seth dream wierd dreams?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Because he has so many women in his harem, the perfumes get him high.

Why doesn't Sis have her own car?

[BeccaBoo]

because her horse saves her on gas

Why is Sandra called the Purple Fuzzy?

[Sis]

Because she's purple and she's fuzzy. LOL

Where is Becca going tomorrow?

[iridiscente]

Becca's going to visit the Wonderful Wizard of Oz to ask him for her competent Prince Charming.

Why does Newsman keep getting hit on by random strange women?

[Gingerale]

because he's wearing medieval musk, a cologne that attracts strange women.

[Gingerale]

oops. question.... why is GP in the newspaper today?

[RainbowJingles]

That is really FUNNY, PF!!  :-)

Cause he forgot to wipe his feet and tracked in a bunch of stardust.

[Sis]

Because Scott actually smiled in public and there just happened to be a photographer nearby.

Why does it get dark at night?

[iridiscente]

It doesn't, Seth just puts a really big blanket over your cage.

Why's Mesi so curious?

[Sis]

Because she's not in here very often and she's kinda in the dark about stuff.

Why wasn't GP invited to the huge tea party today?

[Gingerale]

Well, duh! They were afraid we were like the one bad apple that didn't know her napkin from her cake! Napkins are expensive, you know.                                                                               What am I having to replace tomorrow on the account of myy lab pup's hunger for random objects?

[RainbowJingles]

Your puppy ate your false teeth, Ginger?!?!?!

Why is Elona still single?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Cause if she was double the world wouldn't know what to do with two of her!

Where is Chel going next?

[RainbowJingles]

Cause if she was double the world wouldn't know what to do with two of her!

*gives PF the biggest ****HHUUGGGG**** she's given anyone in a long time*
That was funny!!!  And I needed to smile right now!

[The Purple Fuzzy]

* The Purple Fuzzy *HUGS* Elona.

Now back to our regularly scheduled game.

Where is Chel going next?

[Melody]

Texarkana!

but who, pray tell, is she going to see?

[iridiscente]

She's going to meet Cheese for a date!

Where did Elona find Sir Chairspin?

[Dew-Ax-238]

she order off that tella marker that kept caller her all the time


What did ever do to spend  the last 11 last day and nights into the lovely Martins Ferry Hopsital? Huh Can anyone explain it to me

[iridiscente]

You were promoted to Hospital Coordinator! Congratulations!

Who did, who did, who did, who did, who did swaaaalllllow Jo-jo-jo-nah?

[Gingerale]

Chele did Chele did Chele did swallow jonah UP!      .......why does Sis pick on becca? ; ]

[upcchris]

Because it's pick on becca year for Sis

Why does salt keep me awake and sugar put me to sleep?

[iridiscente]

Because you're more of an Adventure sort of girl and less of a Romantic.

Why does Newsman attract geese?