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Dew-Ax-238

#125
March 31, 2009, 04:52:03 AM
Because Seth Keeps sending up Smoke signal and is creating a gloomy day

Why Sis Sharon being invetagated by the NCIS?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

iridiscente

#126
March 31, 2009, 05:33:31 AM
Because the "Never Camp In Swamps" people banned her from Louisiana.

What made Elona interested in Facebook tags?

Dew-Ax-238

#127
April 01, 2009, 02:06:44 PM Last Edit: April 02, 2009, 03:13:44 AM by Dew-Ax-238
so that she  can poke fun of others,

Why is HeStillDelivers planning a long trip and to where is she going?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

MelodyB

#128
April 01, 2009, 07:51:16 PM
Quote from: sunlight on March 29, 2009, 04:34:32 AM
They are eloping to guatemala to learn spanish to become fluent and be the translators for the house of worship and prayer in mississippi. :grin:



BOL!! That was great! ;) I liturally laughed out loud.

But Im sure thats NOT what my Pastor had in mind.

Ok...Im done :pwink:

Yall can continue.....
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

upcchris

#129
April 02, 2009, 02:22:28 AM
to cover up the jetpack training corps

Why am I unlikely to travel to America this year?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Gingerale

#130
April 02, 2009, 04:31:35 AM
Because you have a serious case of athlete's foot.                                     Who is coming to visit my husband and me Friday?

BeccaBoo

#131
April 02, 2009, 04:47:04 AM
The Beatles

Why do I live in Arkansas?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

RainbowJingles

#132
April 02, 2009, 05:00:16 AM
Cuz you were on that boat with Noah, and when the flood was over, you gotta outta the
Ark
And
Saw

what was  going on.

Why did I move to California?

sunlight

#133
April 02, 2009, 05:41:18 AM
because God knew Cali needed someone like you there to make the state worth something. :grin:

Why did i wait so long to get a GPS?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Sis

#134
April 02, 2009, 06:07:43 AM
Because you were so busy stargazing you didn't know you were lost.

Where has Dina been?

Dew-Ax-238

#135
April 02, 2009, 07:15:41 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on April 02, 2009, 05:00:16 AM
Cuz you were on that boat with Noah, and when the flood was over, you gotta outta the
Ark
And
Saw

what was  going on.

Why did I move to California?

That is a good one rainbow
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Dew-Ax-238

#136
April 02, 2009, 07:17:07 PM
Dana got lost in the Jungles of Brazil

Why did RootBeer  F L O A T Away? Where has he been hidding
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

RainbowJingles

#137
April 02, 2009, 07:32:05 PM
Root Beer changed his name to Doctor Pepper and now works in the same hospital as Chel.

Why didn't the PF sleep much this past week?

Gingerale

#138
April 02, 2009, 08:47:17 PM
[root  beer was doing good when i was home in NE texas. he is taking care of his mother. he is a member of bro. smith's church aka my adoptive dad.]

Dew-Ax-238

#139
April 03, 2009, 09:41:14 PM
Well the PF got the kool Aid and Night Quil confussed and she took too much...

Where has Brother Dad  been hidding and Why? Did he and SisMom runaway to  France or what?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#140
April 03, 2009, 10:09:22 PM
You answered your own question. They ran away to France.

Why is it so cloudy around here this year?

Dew-Ax-238

#141
April 03, 2009, 10:34:58 PM
Stevebert once again forgot to turn off the water hose!!!


Where did Scott get that outfit from?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Gingerale

#142
April 03, 2009, 11:51:41 PM
At the big women's store.                     Why is Elona running down the street in her pj's?

Sis

#143
April 04, 2009, 12:09:32 AM
She heard that Mr Chairspin was in town and couldn't wait.

Why do people seem to like Friday so much?

BeccaBoo

#144
April 04, 2009, 01:04:58 AM
Because its the day the aliens land and throw awesome parties...

Why is there a Good Friday in April?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#145
April 04, 2009, 02:59:57 AM
December is too cold.

Why does the wind have to blow so hard all the time?

Dew-Ax-238

#146
April 04, 2009, 04:09:27 AM
well either Seth or Scott is letting out a bunch of hot air again!

How did Sis meet her hubby
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Gingerale

#147
April 04, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Well, the circus came to town, and that was the end of the beginning. : ]

Gingerale

#148
April 04, 2009, 04:20:26 AM
What is the most taxing thing on a senior citizen's agenda?

Sis

#149
April 04, 2009, 07:16:47 AM
Getting up!

Why do they have parades?

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