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Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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Melody

#100
March 27, 2009, 06:03:33 PM
(I have distant cousins that one is named Billy Roach..lol)

She flew to Scottland to see if Apostolic Scottsmen wear plaid skirts.

Why is it so hard to find good scruff these days?

RainbowJingles

#101
March 27, 2009, 06:22:09 PM
Because the poster known as the dot is hoarding it all.

Why did the chairspin get turned on its head?  :bigcheese:

Sis

#102
March 27, 2009, 09:51:34 PM
Because the smilie's world got turned upside down. She's in love!

Why did Scott take his wife to dinner last night?

Dew-Ax-238

#103
March 27, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
he tought that it was her b/day only to find out that it was his

Where has Branndon been hidding out at?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#104
March 27, 2009, 10:33:55 PM
Conspiring with JohnBoy RE some female softball players.

Where is John going to find women softball players?

Dew-Ax-238

#105
March 28, 2009, 04:56:42 AM
on his mission to Mars along with Mel, Purple Fuzzy...


What was the name of the marshion that appeard on the Flinstons
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

MelodyB

#106
March 28, 2009, 05:00:15 AM
Barney.

Why cant I go to sleep?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Dew-Ax-238

#107
March 28, 2009, 05:03:13 AM
For one you had way too much Choc cake, second you are waitng the arrivals of Sir Jon and  Seth,, yes Seth...


On Muder she wrote who was the women sulth, you know the one who seemed to always show up when there was a muder/ Who would that be here on godplace?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#108
March 28, 2009, 06:29:10 AM
The Doctor, Seth!  LOL We all know it was Mrs. Fletcher but we're supposed to be messing around

What is the April investigation going to be about?

RainbowJingles

#109
March 28, 2009, 06:31:17 AM
The April investigation will be about why on earth RJ has been so quiet and calm and sad.  :hypocrite:


Why didn't Sis go fly a kite even though everyone told her to?

Sis

#110
March 28, 2009, 06:36:42 AM
Because it's raining.

Where is Glitch these days?

Gingerale

#111
March 28, 2009, 04:36:29 PM
when he grows wings, a halo, and flutters around.                                      will my husband finally get up so we can head out to the block party?

Gingerale

#112
March 28, 2009, 04:37:14 PM
oops.   rowing his boat ashore.

Dew-Ax-238

#113
March 29, 2009, 04:12:37 AM
Rowboating to Now where..


Where is Seth and Mel eloping to?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

sunlight

#114
March 29, 2009, 04:34:32 AM
They are eloping to guatemala to learn spanish to become fluent and be the translators for the church in mississippi. :grin:

Why did it take so long for it to finally happen?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Dew-Ax-238

#115
March 30, 2009, 03:48:44 AM
they both finally took out the wax in their ears and finally listened to one anther


What does Sis always get stuck with the I names in last letter 1st on First names only?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#116
March 30, 2009, 07:06:31 AM
Because she hasn't learned there's no I in team??

Is Mr Minnesota going into hiding again this week?

Gingerale

#117
March 30, 2009, 02:24:06 PM
yes. he is afraid that the FFA is coming to take his two headed sheep, born this morning.                                                                                    What is the title of Ginger's new Book she is writing?

Sis

#118
March 30, 2009, 04:00:46 PM
Up from the grave she arose. But that's how she looks every morning. :couch:

Why did Stevebert stay home from work today?

Gingerale

#119
March 30, 2009, 05:31:06 PM
he wanted to see how fast he could read the whole new testament.                                                                  Why is my cockatiel singing "the andy griffith theme song"?

RainbowJingles

#120
March 30, 2009, 06:21:03 PM
Played on a kazoo, of course! (laughs at the thoughts that conjures up)


Why did the PF want to go to WA?

Gingerale

#121
March 30, 2009, 08:23:06 PM
To see us folks here in Texas.                  Why does Sis RJ use tweezers?

Sis

#122
March 31, 2009, 01:24:55 AM
To pluck her nose hairs.

Why has Ginger been queezy lately?

BeccaBoo

#123
March 31, 2009, 02:26:42 AM
Because she sees my pic everyday...

Why is GPs clock behind on time?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#124
March 31, 2009, 03:07:38 AM
Seth's cattle running through here broke it.

Why has it been cloudy so many days in a row?

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