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Dew-Ax-238

#75
March 25, 2009, 05:38:12 AM
Because we don't know any better...

where us UPCchris going on vacation?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

The Purple Fuzzy

#76
March 25, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
She's taking a flight on the next mission of the space shuttle.

When is Seth's wedding?

MelodyB

#77
March 25, 2009, 01:51:57 PM
Right after Elonas.


When will I become a millionare?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Dew-Ax-238

#78
March 25, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
Today! You won the contest for the best performace of a the Opera


Why are Sis and Scott in a heat argument for>
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#79
March 25, 2009, 06:25:50 PM
Sis and Scott don't argue. Scott won't fight back.

When will Minnesota come in here and say something?

The Purple Fuzzy

#80
March 25, 2009, 06:56:47 PM
Minnesota is SOOOO shy that he never says ANYTHING!

Why is snow white?

Sis

#81
March 25, 2009, 08:11:57 PM
Why is snow white what?  Ok, it's white cuz the sky won't let it take any of the blue with it when it falls.

How is Becca today?

Dew-Ax-238

#82
March 25, 2009, 08:31:58 PM
She is buying a brand new tractor for her flower garden

Why is Rainbow dating a tellamarketer?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#83
March 25, 2009, 08:47:06 PM
Because she wants to talk to people and get paid for it, so she helps him with his job.

Why is the sky blue?

Dew-Ax-238

#84
March 26, 2009, 03:35:12 AM
It's really pik poka dotted, but with all the smog it  looks blue

Who came up with the idea of having church on Sundays
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#85
March 26, 2009, 04:16:20 AM
(There isn't any smog here, so I'm not sure)

Scott came up with church on Sunday. Way back in the stoneage.

Where has Eric been hiding?

RainbowJingles

#86
March 26, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
Church, of course!  He goes more than Seth.

**HUGS** Eric

What instrument does Ruby teach people how to play?

The Purple Fuzzy

#87
March 26, 2009, 04:38:22 PM
The bazooka.  It's a new trend. ;)

Why is RJ spinning?

Sis

#88
March 26, 2009, 05:43:23 PM
Because her chair is totally out of control and she can't find the off switch.

Where is the PF going?

Dew-Ax-238

#89
March 26, 2009, 06:55:24 PM
Didn't you hear, she has been sppointed to take a mission to mars....

Why has Seth been so crabbby?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

iridiscente

#90
March 26, 2009, 07:50:54 PM
Seth's been invaded by Martians. They've taken over his brain and replaced his normally chipper personality with a disgruntled one.

What's going on between Ruby and Tsoggy?

MelodyB

#91
March 26, 2009, 08:19:36 PM
They went on court TV in a custody battle of a lizard they found in OK.

Where have the Yos been?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Sis

#92
March 26, 2009, 11:34:58 PM
They took a cruise to Cuba and couldn't get out.

Why doesn't Sis Mom post anymore?

iridiscente

#93
March 27, 2009, 01:19:00 AM
Her triplets have been keeping her hopping.

What's Sis' biggest fear?

BeccaBoo

#94
March 27, 2009, 02:10:17 AM
Me coming to visit her...

When will Chel stop hugging?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#95
March 27, 2009, 02:37:43 AM
When all the smilies deflate.

Why is Mel so happy these days?

Dew-Ax-238

#96
March 27, 2009, 03:29:46 AM
She has been secertly dating this billionare

where are Setha nd Sir John going next
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#97
March 27, 2009, 06:12:50 AM
They've both booked seats on the next Mars probe.

What was Minnesota so happy about on Facebook?

sunlight

#98
March 27, 2009, 01:03:27 PM
he finally got all the bugs out of his teeth when he got back from riding his cycle

When did seth become a billionaire? :halo:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Sis

#99
March 27, 2009, 05:58:52 PM
He bought into the bug business with Billy Roach the bug man.


Where did the PF fly off to?

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