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Dew-Ax-238

#50
March 21, 2009, 03:04:08 AM
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When did EricShane and Sis go AWOL and Why
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#51
March 21, 2009, 04:03:54 AM
Sis went looking for Eric but he lost her at the corner.

How is PF going to spend this weekend?

BeccaBoo

#52
March 21, 2009, 04:23:50 AM
Extremely busy with office work

Where is Chel's next trip going to take her?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Dew-Ax-238

#53
March 21, 2009, 05:12:23 AM
Japan to find her lost kitten


why is Sis bored?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

BeccaBoo

#54
March 21, 2009, 05:27:31 AM
because she won the lottery and dont know what to do with it

Why is Seth a old grumpy buzzard?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Dew-Ax-238

#55
March 21, 2009, 05:37:00 AM
because he ate way too many punes  lol


Why does purple fuzzy wear Red?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

BeccaBoo

#56
March 21, 2009, 05:41:21 AM
because she is going for the Lucille Ball look

Why is Dina moving?


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#57
March 21, 2009, 05:54:09 AM
Because she wants to be near Chell when she heads out of the country.

Why is Mary so cold?

Dew-Ax-238

#58
March 21, 2009, 06:22:19 AM
because she moved to Alaska to work with Gov. Sarah Palin and she for got her clothes

Where did Scott get his son for his Bday?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

mini

#59
March 21, 2009, 01:34:03 PM
I hope you mean What....

A romance novel.

Where do I work?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Sis

#60
March 21, 2009, 04:54:02 PM
In a glue factory. No sniffin' allowed.

Where is Seth going to church next?

mini

#61
March 21, 2009, 05:07:44 PM
To the interdenominational church of the Pastafarian.

If I have 2 dollar bills, how many dollars do I have?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Sis

#62
March 21, 2009, 08:50:38 PM
None. You can't pay the two bills you have.

Where has Ashlee been?

Dew-Ax-238

#63
March 22, 2009, 03:34:03 AM
Ashlee went on the search of Sis, but instead she bumped into Eric anc he kidnapped her!

Where have Trey and his sweetie been lurking at?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#64
March 22, 2009, 03:58:07 AM
They got lost on the way back from General Conference last October.

Why is it dark out?

The Purple Fuzzy

#65
March 22, 2009, 04:10:08 AM
Because Mel leaned against the light switch and turned the sun off, then can't see to get it back on.

How did Minnesota get such a nice wife?

Dew-Ax-238

#66
March 22, 2009, 04:12:07 AM
dark out??? Sis forgot to take off her shades again!


Why do they call General Conferecnce  General Conference?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

MelodyB

#67
March 22, 2009, 04:12:39 AM
Because I just got off the phone.


Is anyone going to church tomorrow?



(I LOVE this thread yall....I didnt know I was a topic of some many intrestring things...I busted out laughing several times, THANKS!)
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Dew-Ax-238

#68
March 22, 2009, 04:20:26 AM Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 02:34:48 AM by Dew-Ax-238
church tomorrow?? it is Monday


What state of mind are Mel and Sis in?
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#69
March 23, 2009, 03:29:50 AM
Not sure about Mel, but Sis has been in the state of confusion for years.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp? Who put the ram in the Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

Dew-Ax-238

#70
March 23, 2009, 04:15:04 AM
Bugs Bunny of course

Which came first the Chicken or Sir John
Isaiah 43:2    
When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee: and through the rivers, when thou walkest through the shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shall not be burned: neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.

Sis

#71
March 23, 2009, 04:33:46 AM
The chicken so Sir John would have something to roast over an open fire.

Why did Seth cross the road?

RainbowJingles

#72
March 23, 2009, 05:33:52 AM
Cuz it crossed him first.  That's why they called it a double-cross.

Why did Chel go into nursing?

Sis

#73
March 23, 2009, 07:15:04 AM
For the same reason I liked being an aide. In the winter we saw men who had been in skiing accidents. And in the summer they got hurt water skiing.

Why did Rainbow take up clowning?

upcchris

#74
March 23, 2009, 08:58:27 AM
Its a good disguise for a bodyguard - one of the sisters in her home church had secretly hired her and she's gotten more contracts over the years - it's why she moved to CA

Why do we rely so heavily on humanity?
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris
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