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Babs

#250
October 30, 2007, 01:41:50 PM
 :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

ok ok ok, i got it now!!

so mr grump, you think sis mom will ever accept one of the applicants?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Sister_Mom

#251
October 30, 2007, 01:43:50 PM
*heavy sigh*  :roll:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Babs

#252
October 30, 2007, 01:44:38 PM
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

MelodyB

#253
October 30, 2007, 01:48:02 PM
BOL!!



Sorry Mom, but I liturally laughed out loud when I read that, and after the morning I have already had, I needed to!

Dear Mr Grump,

My Husband didnt have breakfast ready when I got home today, in fact, he isnt even here, what should I do?
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Sister_Mom

#254
October 30, 2007, 01:52:39 PM
 :thumbsup2:  :clap2:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

MelodyB

#255
October 30, 2007, 01:58:38 PM
See, I can be good....


:hypocrite:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#256
October 30, 2007, 03:14:10 PM
Mel, your husband must be out fishing with my husband. When you find them, let me know. ;)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Newsman

#257
October 30, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
Sister Mom,

  One of two things:

1) If I were of the correct political persuasion (I'm Republican in a heavily democratic region,) I'd run for state rep, or better..one PR guy suggested my name up in Oklahonma City for a Congressional run 7-9 years ago, when it looked like the Republican incumbent wasn't going to run (he must have been looking pretty far downa fairly empty barrel to see me as the candidate.) :)

--------or, in ther alternative, as lawyers like to use the phrase-------

2) At one point in my life, I wanted to get a doctorate in History, specializing in military history, and either teach at a university or work for a  government agency/think tank. My BA had history for a major, with speech and journalism my minors.


John  :waving:

Quote from: Sister_Mom on October 30, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
Ask a Grump!! Ask a Grump!! Ask a Grump!!

Read the title people.  :roll:

Mr Grump, what work could you see yourself doing if you weren't working in the media? In other words, if you could quit your job and do something else that you think you would really enjoy doing for a living, what would that be?


(see how it works folks?  :grin: )

Newsman

#258
October 30, 2007, 03:19:10 PM
   Let me say I don't think she'll accept More than one of them!  :thumbsup2:

   Umm..right, Sister Mom? Right? Sister Mom...?


John  :waving:

Quote from: Macs Drool on October 30, 2007, 01:41:50 PM
:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

ok ok ok, i got it now!!

so mr grump, you think sis mom will ever accept one of the applicants?

Newsman

#259
October 30, 2007, 03:21:34 PM
   Trade him in for one that will either fix you breakfast or, in the alternative, take you out to breakfast at your favorite place, as you get off work!


John  :waving:

[quote author=MelodyB link=topic=25738.msg658490#msg658490 date=119
Dear Mr Grump,

My Husband didnt have breakfast ready when I got home today, in fact, he isnt even here, what should I do?
[/quote]

Newsman

#260
October 30, 2007, 03:23:43 PM
   Wait! If they are out fishing, it's all cool: perhaps they'll bring back some fish for you to clean!   :waving:

   After all, as they say, you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish!  :laughhard:


John  :waving:

Quote from: SippinTea on October 30, 2007, 03:14:10 PM
Mel, your husband must be out fishing with my husband. When you find them, let me know. ;)
:beret:

MelodyB

#261
October 30, 2007, 08:10:36 PM
Quote from: Newsman on October 30, 2007, 03:23:43 PM
     After all, as they say, you can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish!  :laughhard:


John  :waving:


*GROAN!*



Quote from: SippinTea on October 30, 2007, 03:14:10 PM
Mel, your husband must be out fishing with my husband. When you find them, let me know. ;)
:beret:

You know, I bet that is where they are!...They are such great friends and all (Or at least they are gonna be ;) )

Did they take Brother Dad with them? I havent seen him around lately either!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

#262
October 30, 2007, 08:13:19 PM
Quote from: MelodyB on October 30, 2007, 08:10:36 PM
Did they take Brother Dad with them? I havent seen him around lately either!

no bro dad is out stealing fritos!  :laughhard: :laughhard:
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

JakeLeonard

#263
October 30, 2007, 08:31:14 PM
Mr. Grump,

How you you teach a Grump a bible study?

Sister_Mom

#264
October 30, 2007, 10:57:44 PM
Quote from: Newsman on October 30, 2007, 03:19:10 PM
   Let me say I don't think she'll accept More than one of them!  :thumbsup2:

   Umm..right, Sister Mom? Right? Sister Mom...?


John  :waving:

Quote from: Macs Drool on October 30, 2007, 01:41:50 PM
:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

ok ok ok, i got it now!!

so mr grump, you think sis mom will ever accept one of the applicants?

Of course only one!  :thumbsup2:

Narrowing it down to one won't be too hard, as there will probably only be one Mr. Interested.  :biglaugh:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Sister_Mom

#265
October 30, 2007, 10:58:33 PM
Quote from: Macs Drool on October 30, 2007, 08:13:19 PM
Quote from: MelodyB on October 30, 2007, 08:10:36 PM
Did they take Brother Dad with them? I havent seen him around lately either!

no bro dad is out stealing fritos!  :laughhard: :laughhard:

You caught on to that one just a little too quick.  :laughhard:

Check out the "I Smile When.... " thread.  :hypocrite:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Sis

#266
October 31, 2007, 12:32:41 AM
Hmmmm. The first gentleman grump I've ever met!   :laughhard:

Tricia Lea

#267
November 09, 2007, 03:00:00 PM
if you recieved a million dollars what would you do?

Newsman

#268
November 10, 2007, 08:46:18 AM
   Umm, nothing fancy..pay tithes and give some of it in offering, pay off everything I owe, buy a new pickup and a few necessary things, take a nice but not extravagant vacation driving around the country, then bank/invest the other 93 cents..oops, I mean the rest of the money!  :thumbsup2:


John  :waving:

MelodyB

#269
November 10, 2007, 03:06:31 PM
Did you copy my answer?

Thats pretty much the same thing I said. Only, I want an extravagant vacation. :freaky2:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Newsman

#270
November 10, 2007, 11:07:00 PM
   I read at least part of someone else's response on this, but I thnk it was Lady Rwooby, as she mentioned a three-month vacation for her folks? was it? However, I didn't consciosly copy anyone.


John  :waving:

SippinTea

#271
November 11, 2007, 03:09:00 AM
You plagiarizer, you. :P

Nah, it couldn't have been me... I didn't have anything in my answer about buying a pickup.  :cool:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

MelodyB

#272
November 11, 2007, 03:39:27 AM
But I did!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#273
November 11, 2007, 04:58:51 AM
I guess the two nuns are easily confused. ;)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

Sis

#274
November 11, 2007, 05:00:52 AM
Nun chucks? :couch:

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