Ask A Grump!

[Newsman]

   I know all that there is to know on that subject..including whether such a purported document exists!   


John 

What about the elder bachelor council handbook?

[Newsman]

Me!

Be watching for a report in the OI thread (October Investigations)


John 

grump, whom will be investigated next?

[Newsman]

I think it unlikely, and I'll tell you why;

SisterMom is a special enough Lady that even a much better than average guy of any particular occuoation sin't going to be good enough for her to marry: the man needs to be a truly exceptional one!


John 

oh dear sir grump, do you think sis mom will ever find her perfect frito lay man?

[SippinTea]

Me!

Be watching for a report in the OI thread (October Investigations)


John 

grump, whom will be investigated next?

*joins the crowd watching in breathless suspense*

*grin*

I think it unlikely, and I'll tell you why;

SisterMom is a special enough Lady that even a much better than average guy of any particular occuoation sin't going to be good enough for her to marry: the man needs to be a truly exceptional one!


John 

oh dear sir grump, do you think sis mom will ever find her perfect frito lay man?

Now _that_ was a great answer! 

[Newsman]

   Even before seeing her reply, my memory of Sister Mom's facial grooming preferences in men made me think the bandito would be unimpressive to her..that is, unless she has a 'thing' for the 'outlaw' type...

  Hmmm...


John  

dear sir grump, could this be the frito man sis mom has been waiting all these years for?

[Newsman]

Certainly the Patriots are uber-impressive..now, if I just had Brady and a few more of his teamates on my fantasy football league team..

The Cowboys (urp!)  have a fair chance to make to to the Super Bowl. ..those are the two teams that strike me at first thought..the Colts could always find a way, but I think the Pats are on fire right now.

College football strikes me as a year where the very best teams are capable of some tremendously sub-par, mediocre play on any given game. This holds particularly true for my favorite college team, the University of Oklahoma Sooners.

Call me a football snob, but I don't think BC plays a real enough schedule that they should make it to the championship game..I don't like USC much any more, but they are still good, and even though I like LSU even less, they are a fine team.


John 

Dear Mr Grump,

Who do you think has a chance in the Super Bowl this year, and who is your favorite team for College Football?

[Sister_Mom]

I think it unlikely, and I'll tell you why;

SisterMom is a special enough Lady that even a much better than average guy of any particular occuoation sin't going to be good enough for her to marry: the man needs to be a truly exceptional one!


John 

oh dear sir grump, do you think sis mom will ever find her perfect frito lay man?

Awwwwwww! That's soooooo sweet. 

Not quite accurate.... but sweet.  :grin:

Nothing special about me, and Mr. truly exceptional wouldn't be interested.
I can't even find Mr. interested. 

[JakeLeonard]

Sooo.....when is the next installment of the Grump Family Comedy Hour?

[Tricia Lea]

I think it unlikely, and I'll tell you why;

SisterMom is a special enough Lady that even a much better than average guy of any particular occuoation sin't going to be good enough for her to marry: the man needs to be a truly exceptional one!


John 

oh dear sir grump, do you think sis mom will ever find her perfect frito lay man?

Awwwwwww! That's soooooo sweet. 

Not quite accurate.... but sweet.  :grin:

Nothing special about me, and Mr. truly exceptional wouldn't be interested.
I can't even find Mr. interested. 

Newsman are you hard at work trying to find find Mr. interested for Sis mom or even Mr. truly exceptional

[Newsman]

No, I have fallen down on the job...perhaps I need to turn it over to someone more local to her.


John 

[MelodyB]

No, we have failed at that too...I am just gonna face it, there is no one that is good enough for her, she is too good for any man...well, I know of one guy that I think would be great for her, but...I cant say.

[Sister_Mom]

Yeah Melody, I'll say who it is:

Mr. NOT interested 

[Tricia Lea]

and who may that be lol

[Babs]

<------smells an investigation 

[Sister_Mom]

No investigation needed. I told ya'll who he is. 

[Babs]

No investigation needed. I told ya'll who he is. 

need a name and a pic or we make up our own story 

[Sister_Mom]

Go ahead make up you're own story. It'll probably be a whole lot more interesting than the real one. 

*sits back and waits for the story to unfold*

[Babs]

Go ahead make up you're own story. It'll probably be a whole lot more interesting than the real one. 

*sits back and waits for the story to unfold*

sounds like a new thread may open up soon!

[Tricia Lea]

 

[Sister_Mom]

New thread? 





No need. really. 

[Babs]

New thread? 



No need. really. 

[SippinTea]

Yeah Melody, I'll say who it is:

Mr. NOT interested 

He's crazy. That's what he is. The chance of getting Sis Mom is the chance of a lifetime (literally!) ....and he's crazy for not taking it.

[Sister_Mom]

*ahem* 

We now take you back to our regularly scheduled program (again  ): "Ask the grumpy man a question at your own risk" (or something like that  :grin: )

[MelodyB]

Yeah Melody, I'll say who it is:

Mr. NOT interested 

He's crazy. That's what he is. The chance of getting Sis Mom is the chance of a lifetime (literally!) ....and he's crazy for not taking it.

I agree Ruby!

[Sister_Mom]

Ask a Grump!! Ask a Grump!! Ask a Grump!!

Read the title people. 

Mr Grump, what work could you see yourself doing if you weren't working in the media? In other words, if you could quit your job and do something else that you think you would really enjoy doing for a living, what would that be?


(see how it works folks?  :grin: )