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Roscoe

#100
December 16, 2011, 04:52:11 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 04:46:02 PM
For the record, I have done a very sinful thing.

I broke the coffee pot.

Luckily, we had a new one in the utility closet, so I am saved.  But it was like losing a old friend...
It ain't cold enough for coffee yet anyhoo, ya goon. Drink Dr Pepper!
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

#101
December 16, 2011, 04:54:19 PM
It was 28 here this morning.  But those guys from Calgary thought it was spring time and was running around in Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts...
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Melody

#102
December 16, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 04:43:56 PMYou and Meller Yeller should get along terrific. She's been known to dispense some "medicine" herself from time to time... :hippy


:pound:  I plant ONE thing that I can't tell if it's a weed or what I planted and I'm forever a pothead... LOL  It was a tomato plant btw Mt.Dew.  I'm new at gardening.

And Mini, you're fired. 

Roscoe, if you tase yourself, would you please video it, plz?  :biglaugh:

MsJennJenn

#103
December 16, 2011, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: Mountain Dew on December 16, 2011, 02:54:59 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 01:11:23 PM
What kind of work do you do?
I am a pharmacist.

I have a high bounty on pharmacists. Kill them all for $100 million.
So far no one can accomplish my task.  :noo:
 "When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower."
-Alexander Den Heijer-
"When I wait, you strengthen my heart."
-Psalms 27:14-
:shine:

Lynx

#104
December 16, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
youtube.com gives many videos of people tasing themselves for no apparent reason.  They usually survive, but they're not all that happy about it.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#105
December 16, 2011, 05:06:20 PM
Jenn I thought that was lawyers.  From one of Shakespeare's plays, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

mini

#106
December 16, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
And Mini, you're fired. 

What did I do?  At least let me know that much so I can do it again...
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

#107
December 16, 2011, 05:38:56 PM
Mini, you notice that my general has thrust me into battle and left me?  :o She must be the female version of King David, putting her men to certain death....
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

#108
December 16, 2011, 05:40:24 PM
I think shes more along the lines of insane...CAUSE SHE LIKES CHOCOLATE GRAVY!!!
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Melody

#109
December 16, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
And Mini, you're fired. 

What did I do?  At least let me know that much so I can do it again...

for breaking the blessed coffee pot.  It was a Donald Trump moment.  But we Festive Friends got to stick together so dismiss that as I hadn't quite finished my cup of coffee yet. I have a hankering for a biscuit and buuutter tho..

mini

#110
December 16, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
Butter...warm biscuit...NO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Melody

#111
December 16, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
Nobody ever talks about the side effects of chocolate gravy....  Perhaps she is indesposed.  :flush:

Roscoe

#112
December 16, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
Butter...warm biscuit...NO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
:pound: Repent thou heathen! And take an offering to the Lord. I'd suggest CHOCOLATE GRAVY. The sweet savor will be accepted by the Saviour  :lol:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

#113
December 16, 2011, 05:46:06 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
Nobody ever talks about the side effects of chocolate gravy....  Perhaps she is indesposed.  :flush:

Chocolate gravy does resemble....uh...CHOCOLATE GRAVY!

Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
Butter...warm biscuit...NO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
:pound: Repent thou heathen! And take an offering to the Lord. I'd suggest CHOCOLATE GRAVY. The sweet savor will be accepted by the Saviour  :lol:

Fat is the sweet savor that God enjoys (and lawd knows we must be a really sweet savor to him)...NOT CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

#114
December 16, 2011, 05:48:06 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:46:06 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
Nobody ever talks about the side effects of chocolate gravy....  Perhaps she is indesposed.  :flush:

Chocolate gravy does resemble....uh...CHOCOLATE GRAVY!

Quote from: Roscoe on December 16, 2011, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
Butter...warm biscuit...NO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
:pound: Repent thou heathen! And take an offering to the Lord. I'd suggest CHOCOLATE GRAVY. The sweet savor will be accepted by the Saviour  :lol:

Fat is the sweet savor that God enjoys (and lawd knows we must be a really sweet savor to him)...NOT CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
Trust me......if THAT is true, all the more reason to eat CHOCOLATE GRAVY. It will surely put you in the place of pleasing God... :lol:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

#115
December 16, 2011, 05:50:24 PM
The part about chocolate gravy looking like...CHOCOLATE GRAVY?!?!?

What about :flush: pleases the Lord?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

mini

#117
December 16, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
He rides Meller about her pharmaceutics business...need I remind you that Mt Dewy is a Pharmaceutics dealer AND likes... CHOCOLATE GRAVY?!?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

#118
December 16, 2011, 05:56:36 PM
Quote from: MellowYellow on December 16, 2011, 05:50:32 PM
Even the world knows...



But what a way to go...... :sing: Closer, my God to thee....
Another plate of CHOCOLATE GRAVY and I'll surely see thy face sooner... :P
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
He rides Meller about her pharmaceutics business...need I remind you that Mt Dewy is a Pharmaceutics dealer AND likes... CHOCOLATE GRAVY?!?
But Mt. Dew is a licensed dealer. And liking CHOCOLATE GRAVY shows she has the intelligence needed to properly dispense medication. :hypocrite:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

mini

#119
December 16, 2011, 05:58:42 PM
I say that if she eats chocolate gravy, it shows a lack of intelligence and taste...CAUSE SHE LIKES CHOCOLATE GRAVY!
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Lynx

#120
December 16, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
Can we keep the chocolate gravy poured in one thread?  The Department of Redundancy Department is about to get in on this.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

mini

#121
December 16, 2011, 06:05:44 PM
Is it cause...YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE GRAVY?!?
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

#122
December 16, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
Just in case someone would like to try the breakfast that pleases God-
CHOCOLATE GRAVY
Ingredients
1 cup cane sugar
1/3 cup all purpose flour
¼ cup Hershey's Cocoa
1 cup milk
¼ cup of butter
½ teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Method
In a heavy saucepan combine sugar, flour and cocoa. Gradually add in milk, whisking to eliminate lumps. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly. The mixture will begin coating back of a spoon. Once the mixture thickens, remove from heat and add butter and vanilla. Whisk in. Serve over hot crumbled biscuits.

Serves four

* My mama didn't use a receipe, but this looks pretty close to what I remember, but I *think* she used a tad more flour to thicken it. And she cooked it in a huge iron skillet, not a saucepan
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Chseeads

#123
December 16, 2011, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: minnesota68 on December 16, 2011, 04:41:33 PM
The two sodas are drinking coffee...  :eyebrow:

:thumbsup2:

Chseeads

#124
December 16, 2011, 06:22:51 PM
I'm weary.

I need to go tend the fowl.  Lord, there's stuff I need to do that I'm never gonna get done in my shape....argh...

And I need to get what other Christmas cards I need to send fixed....Christmas is going to be come and gone.
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