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Extremely Wrong answers to obvious questions.

Started by sunlight, March 19, 2009, 06:10:12 PM

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Lynx

#500
March 04, 2011, 12:47:13 AM
Because the sun is made of cheddar cheese... and the man in the moon got hungry.

What soundtrack should I make next?  ("strums" his virtual "guitar" through his keyboard + computer.)
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

The Purple Fuzzy

#501
March 04, 2011, 03:04:38 AM
Somewhere Over the Rainbow/Lean on Me medley.

What's for supper?



Lynx

#502
March 04, 2011, 03:32:52 AM
The leftover cheese the man in the moon couldn't eat.

Or  :spam:.  Your choice.

What if I went to bed right now, would it matter?  Cause that's what I think I want to do.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Babs

#503
March 04, 2011, 05:24:12 AM
the cow didnt like the fairy and kept the gnomes awake

will i ever sleep like a regular human being?
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

#504
March 04, 2011, 05:58:52 AM
You'll sleep like a baby... wake up crying every two hours.


What do you think they would do at work if I just decided to stay home tomorrow?
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Melody

#505
March 04, 2011, 07:03:01 PM
develope a sour dough bread crime ring. ☺

Why aren't toe socks more fashionable?

Tricia Lea

#506
March 05, 2011, 12:28:14 AM
Because the fingers would be jealous

Where is waldo?

Lynx

#507
March 05, 2011, 01:02:39 AM
<<------------>>
He went that way.


Why are blueberries so small?
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

EricShane

#508
March 05, 2011, 06:54:39 AM
because of global warming

why is cream cheese so delicious and so fattening?
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you
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