Its the return of Kevin in Sharing 467!

[kkay]

Smited and ignored.

Oh, please. You know you missed me.

[Melody]

And all this time you make fun of meller for her hippy ways, and we find out you have had pot all along. 

Now I understand why you drive Rusty all the time instead of your cop car.

Just got this in my email:  Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon and follow them up with, "Ah I guess you had to be there."

  That is pretty funny...lol

[Chseeads]

At work. Sleepy. Bosses are in DC for Ops Conference.

My he boss is in Niagara, NY for a District meeting.   

They send the management all over the country on meetings and pay us peons not enough to wipe our behinds.  It's a shame, I tell you. 

[sunlight]

That's what you get for being a peon... Just wait till you are manager... Just think of all that stress.

[mini]

Just had a "Oh sweet Jesus its after me" moment.

I am sitting here at my desk, quietly working, when I hear something.  I look over and realize something is behind a box under my bookshelves, and its ALIVE!

As I get ready to leave the premises at a dead run when it dawned on me...it was the airport cat.  She snuck in quietly, and hid under the bookshelves.  Nearly dun scared me to death...LOL

[Chseeads]

That's what you get for being a peon... Just wait till you are manager... Just think of all that stress.

I'm sure I'll be waiting for many a year for that.

[Chseeads]

And who smote Chel!?!  How could anyone smite Chel!?!

I don't THINK I did....not that I specifically remember....I think I just blessed her...lol

[Lynx]

T'wasn't I.  All my smites were retaliatory, against those who have already freely admitted they smote me. 

Which brings up a point, one that yields remarkably well to the application of logic.  If Jen is going to smite me no matter what, every time I post, then I can feel free to call her Jen.  She's going to smite me no matter what I post, so why not?   

Unfortunately logic cuts both ways.  There is no net benefit in calling her Jen all the time just to make her mad.  The only effect is negative, and the only motivation for pursuing this course of action over the long term is puerile.  Ah well. 

Hey Jenn, try some of this logic pie.  It's delicious!

[Chseeads]

She'd rather have a Fairy Cake.

[Roscoe]

 Wow, what a service. Awesome feel of God in the place. I had a message together, thought it bore an uncanny similarity to one I preached a year or so ago, but felt it was what was needed. Bro Papa turned it over to me while people were praying after a song, and I just felt led to linger a bit in God's presence. The church responded, I preached for forty-five minutes and probably didn't use two lines of my message other than the Scriptures.
As an aside- I have no doubt who the message was meant for. We had a new guy I have seen just twice- last Sunday and tonight- come in. Yes, he responded. Yes, he prayed. It is a good beginning.One of those rare occasions I felt completely delivered- and justified. It was great.
And I was highly concerned about even making to church. The towtruck driver that was supposed to pick up the Corvette was supposed to meet me at 4. At 6:30, he showed up. Church starts at 7:30, prayer at 7, and I was still in my uniform....

[Chseeads]

No wonder people responded, they thought you'd shoot the them if they didn't.

[sunlight]

And who smote Chel!?!  How could anyone smite Chel!?!

I don't THINK I did....not that I specifically remember....I think I just blessed her...lol

:grin: quite easily... I'm sure I get on some people's nerves as I often get on my own.

[Lynx]

Here we go again, the same notes AGAIN!  Chel always says that, yet I have never seen any evidence of such.  She's always a big hit with everyone, wherever she goes.  The only downside is, after she comes through town I have at least a year of people asking when she's coming back.  My pastor still mentions her at random, totally unpredictable times. 

Oh well, Chel, your delusions are not our problem. 

[MelodyB]

My pastors wife asked me about her this week even. And our Youth group kids do too, at least one will come up to me every other week and ask me about her.

And about her getting on people's nerves. She used to get on mine. And honestly I didn't really like her much at the beginning. Not much at all. But I soon got over it and now the only thing about her that's been racking on my nerves is that I haven't seen her in over a year now.

That's all. Otherwise, it's all good.



*HUGS* Chel

[Roscoe]

No wonder people responded, they thought you'd shoot the them if they didn't.

Whatever it takes. 
I meant that at 7 pm I was still in uniform. Not that I preached in uniform. I changed before getting to church, I was just a tad late getting there. 

I am back at work. Thank God it is my Friday. Got a bunch of little things I need to catch up on.

Oh, and I have learned a very important parenting lesson. NEVER tell your first grader she gets a toy for every "A" grade she makes. Guess who did? And guess who's gonna need bankruptcy protection?  Chey has had three tests thus far this year- a 98%, followed by two 100%. Don't know where she got the brains. Lord knows it weren't from me...

[mini]

You should have clarified and said "on the report card at the end of the year."

We had youth service last night.  I had a man from church, a firefighter and trainer of other firefighters, teach.  He started off with this quote: "Let no man's ghost return to say his training let him down."  He went on to speak of the importance of training, and training ourselves right.  Tremendous lesson.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

We gave a dollar for every 100.  That was bad enough.

[MsJennJenn]

Oh the days of getting money for grades. Sigh...

[kkay]

Oh the days of getting money for grades. Sigh...

We never got money for grades

Morning everyone. Got a good feeling about the next couple weeks.

[Chseeads]

[Lynx]

You got paid for grades?  Man, we never did.  So now what, does mom owe me some back pay?  Can I take legal action here?

[MsJennJenn]

My Gramps would give me a $1 for every A....

[Lynx]

Banana and chocolate peanut butter on whole wheat sourdough is an excellent way to start the day.  Just saying. 

[kkay]

I guess I didn't have to get paid for good grades. It just came naturally


All - please continue to pray for my bf during this background investigation review process. It's his heart's desire to be a police officer and we really need a good report. I've heard it may take anywhere from 1-3 weeks to hear something. It has now been a week since they said the report was submitted for review, although it could have been submitted as late as 2 days ago.

[Roscoe]

I guess I didn't have to get paid for good grades. It just came naturally


All - please continue to pray for my bf during this background investigation review process. It's his heart's desire to be a police officer and we really need a good report. I've heard it may take anywhere from 1-3 weeks to hear something. It has now been a week since they said the report was submitted for review, although it could have been submitted as late as 2 days ago.

I hope he REALLY knows what he's wanting to get into. Police work has been good to me, but it's nearly killed me too....Don't know that I'd recommend it for any person, especially a churchgoer, unless they have an extremely good walk with God. Lots of ups and downs and broken relationships in this job.....