One Pink Miata (this time) in Sharing 4-3-9

[mini]

Hehe

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[mini]

Hes not here to offend himself either...

[Newsman]

Open for Bob's self-proclaimed? 'Pretty in Pink' Miata thread!


John 

[Roscoe]

 Awww, come on John, it was all in good fun. If I say I'm sowwy......?  ( even though everything I wrote was true....)

Too late..you started an investigation on him, and now even your co-conspirators won't back your tales!


John 


Quote from: five-oh on Today at 07:36:32 PM
I just wish it was a "Friend" swap meet- I've got a Wisconsin Yankee and an Alabama Redneck I'd trade for a good, loyal, southern, fishin', huntin' , shootin' friend. For the right Southerner, I *might* be persuaded to throw in an Indiana Feathered Acquaintance.

Anyone interested? 

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[Roscoe]

Hes not here to offend himself either...

And, Mini, ya big ape, no need for me to "offend" myself.... You've done that quite handily. 

[MelodyB]

[Chseeads]

So I was just out finishing the fowl tending for the evening, and some car comes down the road...radio playing pretty loud and such...it stops kinda down by our mailbox, then backs up into our drive, and pulls across into the turn around area in front of the barn across the road I thought it stopped there, but wasn't totally sure cause I didn't see completely....  I found them creepy and was sort of hiding...lol  But anyways, heard their radio for just a bit, then it stopped...didn't see or hear anything else, went about a bit more fowl tending and checking things out, and then I fanned my flashlight across down that way and saw their taillights reflect, right in front of or almost pulled up into the barn shed down there (not our barn, just to clarify, or I'd have been even more freaked out lol)....  Then in a minute, they turn the car back on, slam it in reverse and back up, then fly up the road like a bat out of Hootieville. 

I don't know what they were up to. 

And then the freaky frightened part of me considers all sorts of scenarios....  Like when they first stopped down there...  Are they gonna sneak up here and shoot me!?  Or just shoot me from down there without sneaking up there?  Are they stealing something down there?  (I don't really think there's anything down there to steal in particular.)  Are they dumping something out?  An animal?  And there's this girl that's been missing from Bloomington since like the 3rd of this month, and there is this big search going on and stuff....so I think, Oh my gosh, are they dumping her body!? 

Paranoid, much?   

So then I got the spotlight and shined down there, but I couldn't see anything out of the ordinary. 

[Chseeads]

* Chseeads throws grapes in Mel-Mel's yapper to try to settle his nerves.

[Chseeads]

Oh, and I also feared vandalism of my Snoozin' Goose Ranch sign. 

[Roscoe]

 Cheese, ya should've snuck down there quietly and shot your shotgun in the air behind the car. It'd have been great fun, and they would never come back to bother you.

Guns tend to make people do weird things.... when Chey was a newborn, we had a neighbor that liked to play music loudly in his truck until 3 and 4 am. We live in the country so there was not a single thing the law could do about it. One night, after Chey and I had been awakened at 2 am to the sounds of pounding bass, I  walked over quietly, walked up to his open window- he was sitting in the truck with his window down- and pointed my 357 at his stereo dash. I then calmly informed him that he'd wakened my newborn for the last time and he could turn it off or I'd blow it out of his dashboard. (When I spoke to him, it was the first knowledge he had of me being near). He turned the radio off. And although I'm sure it was unrelated (yeah, right), the gentleman moved the next week. I've never saw him again, and we've never been awakened by music at 2 am again.

Might not have been 100% legal, but if he'd called the cops, I knew them well, worked with them, and they'd have told him he was lucky I hadn't simply shot the stereo and walked off. I was NOT in the best Christian shape at that time.

[Babs]

[MelodyB]

You and your sign vandals.


\me chews a grape.

[Chseeads]

But I was afraid of being shot myself.  lol  I've watched too many Criminal Minds episodes in the past....  I was thinking, what if they're coming to shoot me!?  I guess I should run to the house and get the gun first!  lol

[Chseeads]

You and your sign vandals.


\me chews a grape.

Lord, let's not talk about that. lol

* Chseeads throws a grape at Babsiepoo too.

[Babs]

thanks sethalicious, i was hungry 

[Roscoe]

But I was afraid of being shot myself.  lol  I've watched too many Criminal Minds episodes in the past....  I was thinking, what if they're coming to shoot me!?  I guess I should run to the house and get the gun first!  lol

That's why I keep a gun nearby at all times- well, all times except those rare occasions that I wonder into the shop to get a gas can......

thanks sethalicious, i was hungry 

Oh, John.......

[The Purple Fuzzy]

thanks sethalicious, i was hungry 

[Melody]

Oh my word Seth.  They were probably doing drugs or looking for a roll in the hay.  Small towns are notorious for meth shacks.

I'm so excited that I have a tomato plant. Thanks everyone for your help!  I really want to have a green thumb.  As a stay at home mom, I need to feel I can contribute somehow.



I'm waiting to hear someone else's accent.  Mel doesn't have much of one unless she's getting tired or being silly.  Jeremy's is pretty fun, I reckon.

[MelodyB]

Getting tired or being silly? Lol! Nice!

[Chseeads]

Oh my word Seth.  They were probably doing drugs or looking for a roll in the hay.  Small towns are notorious for meth shacks.

I don't know why they picked there to stop, if it was some weird random thing like that....cause while it was dark down there, up here at the house, the outside lights were on, I was out running around with a flashlight, etc...  And over at my uncle's house next door there's a dusk/dawn light in the front yard.....

I don't know what they were doing, but I'd like to know.  lol 

If I hadn't been scared of them, I would've got the spotlight and just shined right down there on them to see what was up.

[Melody]

Getting tired or being silly? Lol! Nice!

We've had this conversation... you don't sound like a hillbilly. ☺

[mini]

Cheese, ya should've snuck down there quietly and shot your shotgun in the air behind the car. It'd have been great fun, and they would never come back to bother you.

Guns tend to make people do weird things.... when Chey was a newborn, we had a neighbor that liked to play music loudly in his truck until 3 and 4 am. We live in the country so there was not a single thing the law could do about it. One night, after Chey and I had been awakened at 2 am to the sounds of pounding bass, I  walked over quietly, walked up to his open window- he was sitting in the truck with his window down- and pointed my 357 at his stereo dash. I then calmly informed him that he'd wakened my newborn for the last time and he could turn it off or I'd blow it out of his dashboard. (When I spoke to him, it was the first knowledge he had of me being near). He turned the radio off. And although I'm sure it was unrelated (yeah, right), the gentleman moved the next week. I've never saw him again, and we've never been awakened by music at 2 am again.

Might not have been 100% legal, but if he'd called the cops, I knew them well, worked with them, and they'd have told him he was lucky I hadn't simply shot the stereo and walked off. I was NOT in the best Christian shape at that time.

On another unrelated note, a terrible odor started emitting from the seat area of that neighbors truck right then and there...

[Chseeads]

Lord.