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Started by Newsman, June 26, 2007, 12:57:37 AM

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MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

 :roll: I can't win tonight, can I? LOL

Alrighty, then...

"Seems to me there's a great deal of Hmmppphhhh!!!!!-ing going on."

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Newsman

Yes, partly from you!  :laughhard:

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

SippinTea

*laughs and shakes head* You're positively goofy tonight! Been smokin' something funny? *grin*

OR...

Was it a week with too much sugar? LOL
(Now _there's_ an idea for a scandalous tale....)

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Chinadoll

How does one cure a grump?

Lady Constance Stoune, fairest youth marshall of Cuil Cholium

apsurf

Quote from: Chinadoll on June 26, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
How does one cure a grump?

Introduce him to a Lady Grump? :P  I hear there's a whole slew of them down in florida! :laughhard:

MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

Quote from: nwlife on June 27, 2007, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Chinadoll on June 26, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
How does one cure a grump?

Introduce him to a Lady Grump? :P  I hear there's a whole slew of them down in florida! :laughhard:

your in trouble now

Sister_Mom

Quote from: TriciaLea on June 27, 2007, 03:36:56 AM
Quote from: nwlife on June 27, 2007, 03:19:55 AM
Quote from: Chinadoll on June 26, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
How does one cure a grump?

Introduce him to a Lady Grump? :P  I hear there's a whole slew of them down in florida! :laughhard:

your in trouble now


Nah. He's not in trouble. He's right. 
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


Chseeads

Dear Forrest.....

Oh...wait...you said Grump, not Gump....

Nevermind.   :smirk2:

Sister_Mom

Mr. Grump,
Are you the only grumpye bachelor on this board?
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


SippinTea

Mr. Grump,
Who first introduced you to Jesus, and why haven't you let him take all the grumpye-ness away? :)

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Newsman

Hmm..I'll have to consult the tomes of ancient Grumpyeness on that one....

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

Quote from: Chinadoll on June 26, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
How does one cure a grump?

Lady Constance Stoune, fairest youth marshall of Cuil Cholium

Newsman

Yes, I am the only "grumpye" bachelor on this board..there appears to be a 'grumpy' one, who is a likely candidate for the Elder Bachelors Council, if he makes it to 30 and is still single.

However, I'm not only Grumpye, but I am the Grumpyest of the Grumpye!

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

Quote from: Sister_Mom on June 27, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Mr. Grump,
Are you the only grumpye bachelor on this board?

Newsman

You're saying I need to be less Grumpye?

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

Quote from: SippinTea on June 27, 2007, 03:25:46 PM
Mr. Grump, why haven't you let him take all the grumpye-ness away? :)

:beret:

Sister_Mom

It couldn't hurt, now, could it?  :smirk2:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


Newsman

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

Sister_Mom

 :laughhard:

Might want to add "stubborness" to your description.  :biglaugh:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


Newsman

For many years, one of my mottoes has been "There is strength in consistency."

I also tell people that, not only am I a jerk, but I'm a CONSISTENT jerk!

Hmmppphhhh!!!!!


John  :waving:

Quote from: Sister_Mom on June 27, 2007, 06:47:17 PM
:laughhard:
Might want to add "stubborness" to your description.  :biglaugh:

Sister_Mom

Available Bachelor:

The grumpiest grump you'll ever meet, a consistantly stubborn jerk.

:hi: Come and get him girls!! With an irrestible resume like that he won't last much longer. It's a wonder he's remained single for so long!  :o

Jam 1:24 For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.

I know this is not the context of that verse, but just like someone can see the negative in theirself when they examine their heart and sweep it under the rug, so can a person see more negative in theirself than truly exists. Go back to the looking glass John.
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


SippinTea

*chuckles at* and *cheers for* Sis Mom. :)

You go get 'em, Girl!

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Sister_Mom


Maybe you could help him brush up his resume, add a little polish. We already know you're really good at that.  :thumbsup2:
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


SippinTea

Hmmm....now there's a thought....

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Sister_Mom

God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.


SippinTea

;) Wanna help me? *grin*

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel