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mini

#300
May 08, 2009, 02:02:27 PM
Good news:  AB is no redhead.
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

iridiscente

#301
May 08, 2009, 02:58:25 PM
Bad News: AB is attracted to purple hives on a slightly aging, sweet and innocent male.

mini

#302
May 08, 2009, 03:35:07 PM
Worse news:  AB and WT are attracted to each other.
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Gingerale

#303
May 08, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
Good News: There is a cure for that!

upcchris

#304
May 10, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
Bad news: to get the cure you have to take a long and expensive trip
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

mini

#305
May 11, 2009, 11:56:24 AM
Worse news:  It involves living on the moon.
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

upcchris

#306
May 18, 2009, 01:05:08 AM
Good news: they're starting work building a colony on the moon
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

iridiscente

#307
May 18, 2009, 07:54:04 PM
Bad News: They only accept criminal applicants.

upcchris

#308
May 19, 2009, 10:08:01 AM
Worse news: you qualify and it's mandatory
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

World Traveler

#309
May 19, 2009, 02:46:29 PM
Meanwhile, heteropaternal superfecundation twins were born in Dallas.
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

EricShane

#310
May 29, 2009, 09:46:03 PM
bad news: I have no idea what that even means....
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

MelodyB

#311
May 29, 2009, 11:47:29 PM
Worse news, you are the next in line to have a pair of those. :o
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Tricia Lea

#312
May 30, 2009, 12:24:51 AM
Good news, mel will babysit for free

World Traveler

#313
May 30, 2009, 03:32:58 PM
Bad news: the truth comes out! heteropaternal superfecundation twins are twins with different fathers!
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

MelodyB

#314
June 02, 2009, 05:50:49 PM
Worse news: One of the fathers is Vince!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

EricShane

#315
June 02, 2009, 10:31:39 PM
Good News: the mother is Rich ;)
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

mini

#316
June 04, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
Bad News:  She has a beard.
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

EricShane

#317
June 04, 2009, 03:58:41 PM
Worse News: We think shes a man.. lol
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

Gingerale

#318
June 11, 2009, 04:34:23 AM
Good news: Sir. John has agreed to find out for Vince!

Tricia Lea

#319
June 11, 2009, 04:43:22 AM
bad news, she has a crush on Sir John

World Traveler

#320
June 11, 2009, 03:34:11 PM
Worse news: John's preferred method for finding out is "kiss and tell".
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

iridiscente

#321
June 19, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Good news: She finds gentlemanliness sexier than scruff.

nwlife

#322
July 01, 2009, 08:24:57 AM
Worse news:  newsman has became a robber baron who kidnaps ice maidens
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

upcchris

#323
July 02, 2009, 08:58:35 AM
Good news: he leaves the cell unlocked.
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

nwlife

#324
July 02, 2009, 10:29:29 AM
Bad news:  nwlife is waiting to give all escaping ice madiens a friendly hug! :freaky2: :hi:
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!
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