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Started by Babs, January 20, 2008, 08:08:49 AM

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Melody

#275
April 27, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
worse news:  the 2 cans of hairspray it takes to do it, makes it take 4 hours to wash.

The Purple Fuzzy

#276
April 27, 2009, 03:03:20 AM
Good news:  it only looks a little like Donald Trump

Gingerale

#277
April 27, 2009, 04:37:22 AM
bol!!! Bad News : I was trying to get it to look like Geraldo Riviera's!

upcchris

#278
April 27, 2009, 12:29:17 PM
Worse news: from a distance it looks like both
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

mini

#279
May 02, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
Good News: It doesnt look anything like Seth's hair.
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

World Traveler

#280
May 02, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
Bad news: It makes Don King's hair look good
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

mini

#281
May 02, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
Worse news:  We are gonna have to shave you bald to get rid of it.
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Melody

#282
May 04, 2009, 05:55:04 PM
good news: we can use it for your hair transplants.

World Traveler

#283
May 04, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
Bad news: armpit hair transplants
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

mini

#284
May 04, 2009, 11:07:52 PM
Worse news:  B. O.  Bad bad body odor.
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

upcchris

#285
May 06, 2009, 12:49:02 PM
Good news: they found another donor
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

World Traveler

#286
May 06, 2009, 03:04:42 PM
Extra Good News.... it is a redhead!!!
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

Gingerale

#287
May 06, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
so now I'll be redheaded again? lol...... *went thru thatt phase when I was in school, since I am a bit auburn naturally.*

Sis

#288
May 06, 2009, 10:50:05 PM
But you're married, Ginger, so it doesn't count!

Gingerale

#289
May 07, 2009, 01:57:46 AM
huh? lol. what dos me having red hair have to do with being married?

Sis

#290
May 07, 2009, 03:01:35 AM
Cuz there's a sneaky guy around here looking for a redhead to wed.  :laughhard:

Gingerale

#291
May 07, 2009, 12:47:51 PM
Vince!? oh. nononononono! I claim marriage AND brunetteness indeed!

World Traveler

#292
May 07, 2009, 03:00:07 PM
Bad news.... World Traveler just had his ego shot through and is rapidly deflating. (Fortunately he always carries a spare).
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

Sis

#293
May 07, 2009, 05:58:16 PM
Worse news:  Traveler sits in a corner and cries his eyes out.

Melody

#294
May 07, 2009, 07:45:45 PM
Good New: it's because he volunteered to be a medical test subject for $$ and this med gave him a hormonal imbalance; he's not normally so emotional.

iridiscente

#295
May 08, 2009, 02:57:48 AM
Bad news: This means he now has emotional times of the month for the rest of his life.

Sis

#296
May 08, 2009, 04:16:12 AM
Worse news: He's really going through menopause.

World Traveler

#297
May 08, 2009, 11:08:00 AM
Good news: World Traveler was in the test group receiving the placebo, so the imagined effects quckly disappeared and he once again became is old, endearing, wonderful, good looking, sweet, innocent, humble, and modest self.
Amelia Bedelia was impressed.
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

mini

#298
May 08, 2009, 12:09:30 PM
Bad news:  He self administered the placebo the wrong way.
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Melody

#299
May 08, 2009, 01:58:38 PM
 :laughhard:

Worse News: He's actually allergic to the placebo which made him break out in purple hives, just when AB was coming to visit.
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