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Started by Babs, January 20, 2008, 08:08:49 AM

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The Purple Fuzzy

Worse news, he hasn't had a shower in 6 months! :o

nwlife

Good news: the cats gave him a bath in exchange for some bird stew
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

iridiscente

Bad news: there are no longer any pesky attack birds at Newsman's workplace...

nwlife

good news: they all tasted wonderfull on the grill  :fork: except for the goose that has survived due to pity
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

Tricia Lea


upcchris

worse news: you caught it off them by eating them
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

iridiscente

Good News: The reason the goose got pity is because "What's good for the goose..."

nwlife

bad news:  the surviving goose is on next weeks menu! :fork:
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

Tricia Lea


The Purple Fuzzy

Good news, Seth has plenty of replacements.

Tricia Lea


nwlife

Worse news: He was found, floating in sputnik satellite.
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

Tricia Lea

Good news Nwlife had a plan to  rescue him

nwlife

Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

The Purple Fuzzy

worse news, they couldn't find one big enough

JoyGirl

Good News:  Nwlife ended up saving Seth with the Sling shot! 

The Purple Fuzzy


Tricia Lea

worse news, he just got sprayed by 5 skunks

JoyGirl

Good news: JG had lots of extra tomato sauce laying around to get the stink off!

The Purple Fuzzy

Bad news:  nwlife thought the tomato sauce was spaghetti sauce and ate it.

JoyGirl

Worse News:  then he got food poisoning, because it was outdated tomato sauce!

Tricia Lea


The Purple Fuzzy

Bad news, she decided that he needed his stomach pumped.

iridiscente

Worse news: The conventional stomach pump was missing and they had to make do with a plunger.

Tricia Lea