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Sis

#250
April 06, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
Good news: the sun is shining today

upcchris

#251
April 07, 2009, 02:29:42 AM
Bad news: clouds are gathering
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

BeccaBoo

#252
April 07, 2009, 03:17:27 AM
worse news: a hurricane is coming


Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

Sis

#253
April 07, 2009, 05:28:03 AM
Good news:  Nai is Twitterpated.

upcchris

#254
April 07, 2009, 11:59:35 AM
Bad news: it's not reciprocated
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

World Traveler

#255
April 07, 2009, 12:35:06 PM
Worse news: the Rest Home has put a restraining order on her so she can't come see the man of her dreams
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

Gingerale

#257
April 07, 2009, 08:38:34 PM
Good news is, there's a special redhead  out there that can tolerate WT.

Sis

#258
April 07, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
Bad news:  That's only tolerate from a distance.

upcchris

#259
April 13, 2009, 12:28:07 PM
Worse news: the distance is from outer space
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Sis

#260
April 13, 2009, 03:20:43 PM
Good news: everyone survived the holiday weekend.

World Traveler

#261
April 13, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
Bad News: Pirates don't count since it isn't their holiday.
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

iridiscente

#262
April 13, 2009, 03:59:56 PM
Worse News: Their families will think of that every Easter.

Gingerale

#263
April 13, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
Good News: We found a new caraffe for our red kitchen aid coffee pot to replace the one I broke.

iridiscente

#264
April 13, 2009, 04:43:36 PM
Bad News: Now the brewing mechanisms aren't working.

mini

#265
April 13, 2009, 07:03:38 PM
Worse News:  Cold Coffee.
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upcchris

#266
April 14, 2009, 03:50:07 AM
Good news: Youth camp was an absolute blast!
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

The Purple Fuzzy

#267
April 14, 2009, 04:13:46 PM
Bad news:  The blast was a cannon

Melody

#268
April 14, 2009, 08:00:57 PM
worse news:   little (but husky) Jimmy is referred to as "the cannon" for unmentionable reasons.

The Purple Fuzzy

#269
April 14, 2009, 08:11:46 PM
BOL!

Good news:  They made it home safe and sound

Gingerale

#270
April 14, 2009, 09:37:31 PM
BOL! Mellow!!!

iridiscente

#271
April 16, 2009, 04:32:12 AM
Bad News: The vehicle didn't.

Gingerale

#272
April 16, 2009, 04:42:44 AM
Worse News- poor Jimmy was to blame for the bad gas that made the vehicle fail.

Gingerale

#273
April 26, 2009, 05:09:25 AM
good news: i just learned a new hairdo.

World Traveler

#274
April 26, 2009, 11:38:49 AM
Bad news: it takes 3 hours to do it right.
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.
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