Ask a New Life... A NewLife101, no less!

[Lynx]

Which do you prefer, milk or dark chocolate?

[NewLife101]

So here you go.  Ask me anything.

Note: I cannot, nor will I, guarantee the accuracy of any answers.

[mini]

Someone started one for you:  http://mission238.com/forum/index.php?topic=32518.0

[mini]

Do you like Dutch Chocolate ice cream?

[NewLife101]

Which do you prefer, milk or dark chocolate?

Milk. See my answer to Minni's question about ice cream for more info.

[mini]

[NewLife101]

Do you like Dutch Chocolate ice cream?

No.  They use dark cocoa to cover the residual flavor from recycled product.  It killed my taste for dark chocolate entirely.

But you knew that

[NewLife101]

Someone started one for you:  http://mission238.com/forum/index.php?topic=32518.0

How was I supposed to know that???

[Lynx]

What, you didn't get the telepathic message? 

That's two strikes against you:  You don't know everything and you can't hear mindspeech.   

[Lynx]

Are you aware that by hanging around this forum, you will have to put up with minnie, Roscoe and Newsman permanently?   

[Roscoe]

 Do you realize how blessed you are to be associated with me, John, and Jeremy? 

'tis a rare honor for you, you understand....

[mini]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Do you agree that you and Roscoe look enough alike to be brothers?

[MelodyB]

How do you feel about Rubber Duckies?

[NewLife101]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

[NewLife101]

Do you agree that you and Roscoe look enough alike to be brothers?

No.  I do not agree that Roscoe (whom we shoule rename "Festus"  or Barnie Fife) looks even remotely like me or any other  contemporary homosapien.  *Note: Minni does not qualify as a contemporary homosapien.

[NewLife101]

How do you feel about Rubber Duckies?

I'm indifferent to Rubber Duckies.  But if you like them, I'm sure they are "cute".  Thanks for asking.

I like BBQ Beef Ribs.

[NewLife101]

Do you realize how blessed you are to be associated with me, John, and Jeremy? 

'tis a rare honor for you, you understand....

'Tis a rare honor indeed.  I prefer my honor medium rare.

[Roscoe]

Do you agree that you and Roscoe look enough alike to be brothers?

No.  I do not agree that Roscoe (whom we shoule rename "Festus"  or Barnie Fife) looks even remotely like me or any other  contemporary homosapien.  *Note: Minni does not qualify as a contemporary homosapien.

And for the record, I disagree with all of the above, except the last "note". I am in full agreeance there....

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

And Mini- stealing Ding Dongs?? We need to hear the context of this, you thief....

[Roscoe]

Do you realize how blessed you are to be associated with me, John, and Jeremy? 

'tis a rare honor for you, you understand....

'Tis a rare honor indeed.  I prefer my honor medium rare.

This ain't Burger King, you can't have it your way. Deal with it.

[NewLife101]

What, you didn't get the telepathic message? 



That's two strikes against you:  You don't know everything and you can't hear mindspeech.   

I only receive mindspeech that is broadcast in VHF at 6955 kHz.

I have my telepathetic messenger set to ignore nonsensical tomfoolery.

[NewLife101]

Is agreeance a real word?  The only time I've ever heard it was when that moron from Limp Bizkit used it at the Grammies.

[mini]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

And Mini- stealing Ding Dongs?? We need to hear the context of this, you thief....

I did not steal the Ding Dongs.  My mother had a jumbo sized box that she would not share.  I believe I was preaching about desiring God...but I can barely remember anything I preach.

[NewLife101]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

And Mini- stealing Ding Dongs?? We need to hear the context of this, you thief....

I did not steal the Ding Dongs.  My mother had a jumbo sized box that she would not share.  I believe I was preaching about desiring God...but I can barely remember anything I preach.

Don't try to fix it. Dude.  You stole the Ding Dongs.  You are better off to just repent and move on.

[Roscoe]

Is agreeance a real word?  The only time I've ever heard it was when that moron from Limp Bizkit used it at the Grammies.

I used it, therefore it is a word...

But for you lowly commoners, mayhap I should've used "agreement". Does that better suit you, Mr. Webster?