Ask a New Life... A NewLife101, no less!

[myhaloisintheshop]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

And Mini- stealing Ding Dongs?? We need to hear the context of this, you thief....

I did not steal the Ding Dongs.  My mother had a jumbo sized box that she would not share.  I believe I was preaching about desiring God...but I can barely remember anything I preach.

Bugsy's story is much more believable.   

[NewLife101]

Is agreeance a real word?  The only time I've ever heard it was when that moron from Limp Bizkit used it at the Grammies.

I used it, therefore it is a word...

But for you lowly commoners, mayhap I should've used "agreement". Does that better suit you, Mr. Webster?

Not really. 

[NewLife101]

Do you remember the first time I met you?

The first time I remember meeting you was at a youth rally in Eufaula where you preached about stilling your mother's Hostess (R) Ding Dongs.

And Mini- stealing Ding Dongs?? We need to hear the context of this, you thief....

I did not steal the Ding Dongs.  My mother had a jumbo sized box that she would not share.  I believe I was preaching about desiring God...but I can barely remember anything I preach.

Bugsy's story is much more believable.

Thank you, Halo.  I'm glad you showed up to support me.   I knew we'd be friends.

[mini]

Bah.

[Lynx]

Did you know what you were getting into when you agreed to join this circus of a forum?

[NewLife101]

I suspected.  Anything Minni is involved in is typically chaotic.

[Lynx]

You call this chaos?  You should have been here for the great Chocolate Gravy War.  I haven't seen that much scripture taken out of context since the debate on whether the rapture would happen pre-, mid- or post-trib. 

[Melody]

Are you a dog person or cat person, or whatever other category you may have? 


Do you prefer rollercoasters or muddin'?


What do you do for a living? 


What does Mrs.Bugs say about all this?

[Lynx]

And, considering how much you've talked here in the scant amount of time since you joined, have you even SEEN your wife lately? 

[IowaSkirtGirl]

How do you feel about cows?

I'm partial to Gurnseys, but like a calm Holstein too.

[mini]

Hopefully Mrs Bugs will be joining soon.

[Roscoe]

Hopefully Mrs Bugs will be joining soon.

Re-inforcements for him!?! 
Like he needs them.....

[NewLife101]

Are you a dog person or cat person, or whatever other category you may have? 


Do you prefer rollercoasters or muddin'?


What do you do for a living? 


What does Mrs.Bugs say about all this?

More of a dog person.

Muddin', though I haven't been in a lot of years.  More than a 90-second ride.  Just hope it doesn't go upside down.

I make dog food for a living.

Mrs. Bugs (wasn't her name Babs on tiny toons?) is indifferent to it.  And no, Minni, she won't be joining us here.  Aren't you supposed to be spiritualizing at HYC?

[Lynx]

Babs Bunny was a contemporary of Buster Bunny.  Bugs was Buster's uncle or something. 

Speaking of your wife, will we be seeing MrsNewLife101 around here anytime soon?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Mrs. Bugs (wasn't her name Babs on tiny toons?) is indifferent to it. And no, Minni, she won't be joining us here.  Aren't you supposed to be spiritualizing at HYC?

[Lynx]

That's what happens when you speed-read...  Thanks, I missed that part.

[NewLife101]

I like bacon pizza.

[Roscoe]

I like bacon pizza.

Me too. So, when ya gonna buy some and invite Mini, John, and me for dinner? 

[NewLife101]

I like bacon pizza.

Me too. So, when ya gonna buy some and invite Mini, John, and me for dinner? 

When you start eating fried squash, like normal people do.

[Roscoe]

I like bacon pizza.

Me too. So, when ya gonna buy some and invite Mini, John, and me for dinner? 

When you start eating fried squash, like normal people do.

We need a definition of "eating". I'll choke down a spoonful of the Godforsaken stuff if it means I can wash my mouth out with a large pizza immediately...  

[IowaSkirtGirl]

Fried Squash? like zucchini? or another kind that I'm missing?

[Roscoe]

Fried Squash? like zucchini? or another kind that I'm missing?

The only squash Mama ever fried was that yellow "crooked neck" squash. I think the only way I've ever eaten zucchini was baked in zucchini bread....

[Lynx]

Who's idea was it to put a sign at the bottom of restaurant menus, "Picture menus available upon request"?  How can people who cannot read know the picture menus are available if they can't read?

And who was it had the cruel idea of putting an "s" in the word "lisp"?

[NewLife101]

Fried squash... Breaded and fried....  It is beautiful.  Zucchini the same way is good, too.

Not sure what it is about good food that you people don't like.  Next you'll tell me you don't eat alligator.

[MelodyB]

I eat fried squash, fried okra and alligator.

Yum!