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[The Purple Fuzzy]

Seems mornings I'm feeling decent, after noon to eveningish I feel like crud.  Not a good thing.

You don't like the rain, everyone's picking on you, you don't feel good, chocolate is in your conversation.

Roscoe's pregnant pass it on. 

Oh my...

[mini]

Seems mornings I'm feeling decent, after noon to eveningish I feel like crud.  Not a good thing.

You don't like the rain, everyone's picking on you, you don't feel good, chocolate is in your conversation.

Roscoe's pregnant pass it on. 

That explains everything...

[Roscoe]

  That ain't pregnant. That's life. And chocolate is ALWAYS appropriate. As are overalls . And guns,preferably pointed  at Mellow Yellow

Seems mornings I'm feeling decent, after noon to eveningish I feel like crud.  Not a good thing.

You don't like the rain, everyone's picking on you, you don't feel good, chocolate is in your conversation.

Roscoe's pregnant pass it on.

[Melody]

[SippinTea]

Buahahaha!!

[Lynx]

And chocolate is ALWAYS appropriate.

Amen.  Sometimes people say strange things like "It's too early in the day for chocolate."  Frankly it's like they're speaking another language.  I mean the individual words make sense, but when you put them together it's just gibberish. 

[MelodyB]

Well...apparently chocolate is fine for Furby no matter what time of the day. He doesn't have so much as a drooped ear. and this morning, he is like an excited puppy! Jumping and prancing around happy and energetic. *sigh*

Guess I can mark that off the list.


Orbit gum
Chocolate


Any other suggestions?

[Lynx]

Orbit gum doesn't work, try sending the dog into orbit?  I could give you plans for making a ballista.

[Melody]

Guess I can mark that off the list.

Orbit gum
Chocolate


Any other suggestions?

Leave the gate open.  After the folks go to bed.  Give him a head start.  You know he wants one!  You'd be giving him "freedom." 

Drive him to the zoo.  Toss him over into the lions' area.  He never gets any socialization from other animals. 

[Lynx]

Zoo lions are apathetic.  They never get any exercise, they just sleep until they are fed.  He'd be able to get away easily.

[MelodyB]

I cant leave the gate open, cause like when he got out of the gate last time, it was ME who had to go look for him, eventhough I wasn't the one who left the gate open. Plus I had to hear mom whine about it and hope he wasn't dead and blah blah blah, the phone calls and the drives around the neighborhood looking for that stupid dog. Then when he was found, she spent over $300 to get him out of doggie jail, and all this other mess, and I had to drive her two towns over to pick him up and then he had kennel cough and she cried and worried over him for another two weeks till he got better.

No. Leaving the gate open won't work. He will just come back eventually.

It's better if he would die. In the house. So they KNOW he is dead, we can bury him, and that be that. They didn't care when my cat died. They didn't even tell me for three days, and let me wander around calling her name when they KNEW she was dead.

So I dont care two bits about this dog. I want him gone.

[Lynx]

Wringing the neck always works.  Brutal, but effective.

Hush Isaac...

I still can't help feeling sorry for the dog.  Ain't his fault nobody raised him right.

[SippinTea]

Three of us feeling kinda yucky here today. Big weather changes make for bad headaches and pressure in sinuses. Icky.

Spent a while lowering prices on the Trends of Bend clearance page. Up to 66% off the regular prices now. We shall see if it generates any new orders this week. I'd love to clear out some old stock before Lil' Bean arrives.

Also got a few more things cleared out/organized in the baby's room today. 

[Roscoe]

  Made it home after a looooong day...Glad it is my weekend. Talked on the radio a bit, putting two new countries (Scotland and New Zealand) in my book of places talked to, worked on the 'vette until I got to the point of calling the chief designer names....when it started sapping my Holy Ghost it was time to stop...

[MelodyB]

This dog really must DIE!!

Got home from church and he had ripped a trash bag and strewn its contents all over the living room.

Mom said: "he must have been hungry!"

I immediately looked at his FULL food bowl and told her he should have eaten his food if he was hungry.

She just pushed the garbage aside next to the wall, and whn I asked her if she was gonna pick it up, she said she would tomorrow. UGH.

So I cleaned the kitchen, and when the dog came in there to see if I would give him scraps, I proclaimed loudly "BAD DOG! NO! You are NOT getting anything! You already tore the garbage all over the place and it smells like cr.ap in here!"

A few mins later, mom came in the kitchen, got a clean bag and picked up the garbage off the floor. All the while talking in a low soothing voice to that wretched mutt.



THIS IS WHY HE MUST DIE!!

[MelodyB]

In happier news, other than my anger at the dog, I'm in a fairly good mood. Saw all my friends at church, had a good service and I'm just in a pretty good mood.

[SippinTea]

Ya know... I generally like dogs. But this particular one......... ummmm...... I've never even met him, and I dislike him.

We need to take up a chocolate offering for Mel. Surely mass quantities would kill said dog?!? *hopeful*

[Chseeads]

shew

[sunlight]

You do realize you will be blamed for the death of him... Even if he dies in his sleep on their bed while they are right there...

[Melody]

I say retrain him. I believe in you Mel!  You can do it! 

Or baptize him repeatedly.  Then put him in the dryer.

[Newsman]

Then your efforts resulted in a 66+% return on your investment of effort in ridding your area with opossums!


John 

Worked over 12 hours.  Came home.  Found the place invested with possums. 

Killed 2 out of 3.

[Newsman]

Kim,

   I've not been on as much in the last several months as I did for many years. I've seen you post and understand you are Roscoe's sister. Are you the one with the 15 children?


John 

My poor little brother-- they mistreat you something pitiful, don't they? Bless your little heart. I would give you a great big hug, but sorry honey, i don't want to catch what you have.  Not that it would really do you any good, but you can always tattle to me. And if they didn't pick on you, you would think they were mad at you!  And as for the solid 60%, i think you rate a little higher than that---let's say at least  85% possibly even 90.

[MelodyB]

You do realize you will be blamed for the death of him... Even if he dies in his sleep on their bed while they are right there...

Oh I know. Even if I didn't kill him. He could be hit by a car while I'm 50 miles away and somehow it would be my fault.

[Roscoe]

Kim,

   I've not been on as much in the last several months as I did for many years. I've seen you post and understand you are Roscoe's sister. Are you the one with the 15 children?


John 

My poor little brother-- they mistreat you something pitiful, don't they? Bless your little heart. I would give you a great big hug, but sorry honey, i don't want to catch what you have.  Not that it would really do you any good, but you can always tattle to me. And if they didn't pick on you, you would think they were mad at you!  And as for the solid 60%, i think you rate a little higher than that---let's say at least  85% possibly even 90.

Oh, Sir John, she is gonna kill you.....

Morning all.....I'm thinking it is an overalls-and-Rusty day today....that and some Big Papa's BBQ and life shall began to be normal again.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Glad it's Friday.