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Started by Lynx, September 05, 2011, 11:19:19 PM

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MelodyB

And in other news, Sonic breakfast burritos are WAY better than McDs!!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

mini



I was off work yesterday, and cleaning around the house a little (shampooing carpets, moving furniture, ect.)  I move our trash can, and this spider is underneath.  Its hard to tell in the picture, but the body alone is about a inch in diameter, maybe closer to 1 1/2 inches.  ITS HUGE.  I knew my wife would freak out if she saw it, but its nearly dead, so I am not to worried about it.  I figured it would let it die, then I would clean it up.

So I go to the living room, and I am sitting there when this spider comes walking across the living room floor.  I knew it was time for action.

I jump up and try to sweep it on a piece of paper so i could throw it outside and as i try to scoop it up, the thing EXPLODES.

I nearly got sick

There is a 3 inch line of what i can only describe as spider guts on the floor.  It is without doubt, the grossest bug related thing I have ever saw.

Then the spider takes off across the floor again..only its about 1/2 inch in diameter now...then I look at the "guts" and they are babies!  Millions of baby spiders!!!  (looking at the picture, you can see the babies all over the back)

It was the grossest thing I have ever seen.

So, I grabbed the vacuum and put a end to a million spiders and their mom...
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Roscoe

Arghhh... Just got up and I'm dragging a bit. Five trillion things to do and zero desire to do them. Blah.

Mel, I hated to read of the loss of a baby....I know it's hard on the parents and I'll be praying for them.

And Mini- you mass murderer. That poor little mama spider just wanted what was best for her children and you, you monster, you killed them. So sad.

Welp, guess I'm gonna try to find my motivation. Have a great day everyone.
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Chseeads

Quote from: minnesota68 on September 17, 2011, 01:23:43 PM


I was off work yesterday, and cleaning around the house a little (shampooing carpets, moving furniture, ect.)  I move our trash can, and this spider is underneath.  Its hard to tell in the picture, but the body alone is about a inch in diameter, maybe closer to 1 1/2 inches.  ITS HUGE.  I knew my wife would freak out if she saw it, but its nearly dead, so I am not to worried about it.  I figured it would let it die, then I would clean it up.

So I go to the living room, and I am sitting there when this spider comes walking across the living room floor.  I knew it was time for action.

I jump up and try to sweep it on a piece of paper so i could throw it outside and as i try to scoop it up, the thing EXPLODES.

I nearly got sick

There is a 3 inch line of what i can only describe as spider guts on the floor.  It is without doubt, the grossest bug related thing I have ever saw.

Then the spider takes off across the floor again..only its about 1/2 inch in diameter now...then I look at the "guts" and they are babies!  Millions of baby spiders!!!  (looking at the picture, you can see the babies all over the back)

It was the grossest thing I have ever seen.

So, I grabbed the vacuum and put a end to a million spiders and their mom...


:reaction:

CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!

:reaction:



Eating CCTOBT.


I crashed last night, went to sleep.... Then had a stomach acid issue......thought it was mild and not real bad but apparently I inhaled some of it because I had a few issues with that for a little while...  :roll:  Bleh.  But I went back to sleep...actually slept a while with my head on the kitchen table after going downstairs immediately after that....then I cam back to the chair I sleep in....on....over....around....  :smirk2:


The Purple Fuzzy


Chseeads


The Purple Fuzzy


Lynx

Quote from: minnesota68 on September 17, 2011, 01:23:43 PM
So, I grabbed the vacuum and put a end to a million spiders and their mom...
I'm calling PETA.  They'll put you in jail for the rest of your life over this.

Quote from: Roscoe on September 17, 2011, 02:22:59 PM
Welp, guess I'm gonna try to find my motivation. Have a great day everyone.
<<----- It went thataway! ----->>


In other news, I have a friend at work who has lots of scupperdine vines (if you don't know what those are, they are the white grape version of muscadines)  and she gave me a bag full.  With muscadines and scupperdines you don't eat the whole grape, you su ck it out of its skin, then spit out the seeds.  So I'm sitting here with a bag full of grapes and a trash can. 

In other, other news:
Ta ra ra BOOM de-ay
We're working SATurday
Next week we get LOTS of pay
Overtime ROCKS I say!
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads


MelodyB

Hello.

I need a phone that will text. Blah.

That is all.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Babs

Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Roscoe

#311
Well. A semi-successful day. I'm relatively content. Fixing to enjoy a left over roast in the form of a sandwich. See y'all tomorrow! :waving:

And for Mel, for absolutley no reason-  :thumbsup2:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

Yes, you do need a phone that will text.  I have no one to share my life with but Brecxie.  :P

Roscoe, that must be a big sandwich, or a small roast.

w2cch  Need to tend fowl shortly.

The Purple Fuzzy


Chseeads

I hope you got me something good to eat.

The Purple Fuzzy

I wish you were closer to take all these egg cartons that I need to get rid of.

Lynx

Went to work, came home.  Overtime ftw!

Fuzzy I'd take the cartons, but at the moment I have no one who will take them from me.  My egg supplier's hens have stopped laying.  I'm having to subsist on (ugh!) weak-shelled, watery-yolked store bought eggs.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

1 glop peanut butter (all natural)
1 glop apricot preserves
2 large marshmallows

Put all in bowl and heat until marshmallows start puffing up.  Stir well and serve on warmed whole wheat sourdough.  Yum!
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Melody

Man Mel, my heart hurts for her.

We are having the family I teach Bible study to over tomorrow for dinner. I love that we have one amazing, God moving service on Sunday so fellowship has a chance.

Big picnic pork roast marinating.
Potatoes scrubbed, cubed & soaking.
Homemade banana cream pie done & in fridge.
2 gallons of tea made.
Dough balls in the freezer to be set out to rise in the morning.

This family lives meagerly, I hope they feel the love of Jesus after it's all said & done, because they are special people. :)

Tonight Joy Haney spoke to us ladies while Bro. Haney taught the
men.  Good stuff! Tomorrow, Bro. Haney preaches.

Melody

Oh & on eggs. Free range eggs taste better but we bought some organic free range & they are kind of weak & watery.

Why is that Seth?

Lynx

When you buy eggs labeled "free range" at the supermarket, "free range" has a very wide meaning.  A lot of "free range" chickens never go outside and never eat a single bug.  It's a marketing thing.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads

Quote from: MellowYellow on September 18, 2011, 05:07:02 AM
Oh & on eggs. Free range eggs taste better but we bought some organic free range & they are kind of weak & watery.

Why is that Seth?

I don't know, could be as WC stated, just depends on the marketing as to what the terms really stand for....  Difference in how they're housed or what they eat....   I don't know.

mini

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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Lynx

If I ever see you in person minnesota, remind me not to shake hands.    :-\
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: