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Lynx

#325
April 12, 2011, 02:20:32 AM
!!!
Johnson City is where my sister lives!  :o  Fortunately she's not near the campus.  She's closer to Fifi's, the mediterranean restaurant.

And yes, the mountains usually bounce them off.  One reason why mom was never as afraid of storms as most people around here - she grew up in GreenEville.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

taco_harvell

#326
April 12, 2011, 02:38:58 AM
Watched a show once on weather myths, one of the myths was the belief that deserts and mountains protect you from tornadoes. It was not long after that a tornado hit the in the valley just outside Phoenix where I was living at the time. People were going crazy because that thought the mountains around Phoenix and then the fact that it was a desert was going to protect them.

I say that to say this. Take the weather alerts seriously no matter where you live. Don't want anything to happen to ya'll!!!

The storms moved through here earlier, they were not as bad as predicted. Thank God!!
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The Purple Fuzzy

#327
April 12, 2011, 02:46:38 AM
One of the support centers that I used to have to talk to was in Johnson City, TN.

Newsman

#328
April 12, 2011, 03:29:52 AM
See? NOTHING added!


John  :waving:

Quote from: MelodyB on April 11, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
I will confirm any allegations.

MelodyB

#329
April 12, 2011, 03:34:25 AM
:roll:

Parker was sick today. Again.

That kid stays sick. He was ver clingy and running a fever. He was a sweet boy though.


I got done there, then went to Walmart, and Subway for a salad. Bought Yohi Bear at WM, came home, watched it and now I'm gonna go to bed. Dear sweet Lord I am tired!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

#330
April 12, 2011, 06:05:42 AM
The YellowCladMan was from Johnson City too.....  What a throwback....  :smirk2:


Been tending fowl at every stage of life, from adults, to babies, to embryos.....  Just got done going through the incubator, taking out duds, putting new eggs in, etc.

Kloey

#331
April 12, 2011, 06:30:47 AM
You're right, Roscoe.  In this line of work, bonds form without intention.  It's the first time I've lost one of my officers and though I am saddened beyond measure, I know that His strength is mine.  I thank you all for your kindness and prayers, as does my department.
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

MelodyB

#332
April 12, 2011, 12:37:19 PM
I slept till 7am!! That's great! Felt so good!

I dreamed that dad and I were going somewhere, so before we left, I played basketball in the yard and was having a blast! (I love playing basketball BTW, it's actually a sport I'm good at) and then we get in the truck and pull up to this house and Clarence walks out and hugs dad. Lol then we go inside and I'm trying to cook, but I wondered where everyone else was. I finally went into the other part of the house and Mary and PF were in there in another kitchen on their laptops! I said "oh yeah, I forgot y'all had two kitchens! Y'all like to cook!" then I *pouncehugged* PF, and she laughed and laughed. Then Chel came out and it was the best Chel hug E V E R. when she started to pull away, I said "wait! I'm not done!" and she hugged me some more! Then we discussed travel plans to OR. ;) Then later we all went outside and there were lots of my church ppl there and I was trying to teach my sign team the signs to Arise My Love for Easter...there was so much stuff intangled in it! It was a really great and crazy dream!

I was sorry when I got a text from Ann that woke me up and the dream ended. :(
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

MelodyB

#333
April 12, 2011, 12:39:58 PM
Oh. My plans for today is to wash some clothes, take a shower and go to the grocery store with Dad.

Then figure out what to cook for dinner.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Lynx

#334
April 12, 2011, 01:02:33 PM
How did Bro. Clarence hug your dad around the banjo?  If he didn't have a banjo, where was it.   ???

If he didn't have a banjo, it might not have been Clarence...
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Roscoe

#335
April 12, 2011, 01:26:37 PM
Morning, all. I'm up and about. Fixing to go do the chore I meant to do last Wednesday- mow the church yard. My trailer had a flat, so I had no way of getting the mower the 12 miles to the church except ride it. Pretty sure that would've been a bad idea. :lol: I got the tire changed though, and we should be good to go. It'll probably take twice as long as normal- it needed mowed last week pretty bad, and it's rained since then. I may need a brush hog by the time I'm through. Hope everyone has a great day! :waving:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

MelodyB

#336
April 12, 2011, 01:47:53 PM
He didn't have a banjo, but it was him. Lol


Wasps are HARD to kill! I thought I killed one last night. I smushed him in a napkin and threw it in the trashcan beside my bed. Just now, I noticed he was NOT smushed, he was on top of the napkin, very much alive, so I smushed him again, and he FLEW AWAY!! AGH!!

So I grabbed an empty water bottle from the trashcan and I caught the wasp again, and trapped him inside the bottle. He is now back in the trash and I don't think he is coming out this time. :D

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

#337
April 12, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
But what if it does..... :o


Eating breakfast.

Chseeads

#338
April 12, 2011, 02:18:23 PM
Oh...and if you think wasps are hard to kill, try killing a possum.  :smirk2:

The Purple Fuzzy

#339
April 12, 2011, 02:25:26 PM
WD-40 kills wasps really well.

Morning, folks :hi:

Babs

#340
April 12, 2011, 03:58:25 PM
:D
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Lynx

#341
April 12, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Seth possums are easy to kill.  All you need is a couple of dogs.  Ole possum never touched the ground, it got caught mid-air with two dog noses meeting in the middle.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Chseeads

#342
April 12, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
:smirk2:  If I had had somebody else to bite and gnaw on it along with me it'd have been easier to dispatch, no doubt....

MelodyB

#343
April 12, 2011, 05:25:34 PM
If it DOES get out, then I have a very strong and talented wasp in my trash.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Kloey

#344
April 12, 2011, 07:17:57 PM
Just had to share...I received a bolo for approximately forty thousand pounds of pork ribs, which were stolen over the weekend.  When I was giving it out, I had the devil of a time not laughing, especially when my mind drifted to Isaac...lol.
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

Chseeads

#345
April 12, 2011, 07:22:26 PM
Somebody is doggone hungry.....and strong to make off with 40,000 pounds of ribs.  :freaky:

taco_harvell

#346
April 12, 2011, 07:44:54 PM
I think I need to help investigate that robbery!!! I could hit up every BBQ place and every BBQ going on in town until I tasted.... I mean found those ribs.
In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

Roscoe

#347
April 12, 2011, 09:17:43 PM
Forty thousand pounds!?! That's alot of pork! I gotta be careful, I could be labled a suspect, since my grill is fired up right now, with pork steaks, burgers, chicken and, you guessed it, a few pork ribs on it. :laughhard: I LOVE this time of year. It's perfect for cookouts.

Got the church yard mowed, but my devilissh trimmer refused to start, so the trimming was not finished.

Oh, and even though this is not athe prayer request thread, pray for a minister friend of mine.  I'll leave his name out of it now, since I don't know if he wants this annouced. He was feeling poorly last night and his adult daughters persuaded him to go to the hospital. After running several tests, they discovered he has prostate cancer that MAY have spread to his liver. This is a man of God that has been VERY strong through numerous trials, and whose entire family is pretty much in the ministry- two sons and a son in law pastor churches, I know for sure.
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Newsman

#348
April 12, 2011, 10:37:10 PM
I was in Oklahoma the entire time--really, I was!


John  :waving:

Quote from: Kloey on April 12, 2011, 07:17:57 PM
Just had to share...I received a bolo for approximately forty thousand pounds of pork ribs, which were stolen over the weekend.  When I was giving it out, I had the devil of a time not laughing, especially when my mind drifted to Isaac...lol.

mini

#349
April 12, 2011, 10:42:36 PM
Here.  Enjoying a evening at home.  Gonna be a busy few days ahead... *sigh*
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