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Kloey

#175
April 07, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
So, my latest tehe hehe call had my office in stitches.  The complainant advised that she purchased two Cd's from a "bootlegger" and the Cd's were not the promised Cd's.  When she confronted him in an effort to receive a refund, he refused.  She requested that he be charged with fraud.  Being the goose that I am, I asked her if she seriously wanted our agency to press charges against someone she labeled as a bootlegger.  She said, rather emphatically, "yes!"  People are more than amusing.

So, I drove back to Gainesville for church.  Everyone keeps harping at me for driving over eighty miles one way to church, but I cannot be bothered.  I feel like I need to be there.  My prayer has been that the Lord will reveal to me, without doubt, if it is His will.  I asked the Lord to let me be embraced and I have been.  I have spent so much time being excited about church and praising the Lord that I haven't had an opportunity to dwell on anything negative. 

I have, in the past, been so blinded by trials and tribulations that I didn't see that victory was upon me.  It's not supposed to be like that.  If I choose to let all things yucky weigh heavily on my heart, I'll speak more of the same into existence and I'm not having that on my watch.  Bro. Arnold said something tonight which really resonated within me.  He said that a lot of people allow their faith to be dictated by their feelings instead of their knowledge.  It's so easy to slack off, using the excuse of not feeling like praying in the morning or praising Him outwardly, but at the end of the day, we know that God inhabits the praises of His people.  I don't want to let my feelings/inaction prevent me from creating an environment in which His will and presence are made manifest in my life.

Okay.  Pep talk over. 

BOB, I have a taser, too.  Let the battle begin!   :freaky2:
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

Roscoe

#176
April 07, 2011, 11:44:57 AM
Quote from: Kloey on April 07, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
BOB, I have a taser, too.  Let the battle begin!   :freaky2:
:o Why don't we just join forces and light up Seth's life? Less painful for you and I, and infinitely more amusing, at least for us. :laughhard:

Morning, all. Ready to start my Monday. Lord, I'm ready for a vacation!  :waving:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Lynx

#177
April 07, 2011, 12:41:09 PM
Howdy y'all. 

Great youth service last night.  For a few minutes I thought the poor visiting preacher wouldn't get to preach.   :clap:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

mini

#178
April 07, 2011, 01:18:34 PM
Listening to Oliver Twist.  Charles Dickens was a sarcastic man...
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

The Purple Fuzzy

#179
April 07, 2011, 01:37:37 PM
:hi:

Chseeads

#180
April 07, 2011, 02:14:06 PM
Speaking of sarcastic men, here I am.  :P

My, you're looking good this morning, Rat's Nest.



:hypocrite:

The Purple Fuzzy

#181
April 07, 2011, 02:21:07 PM
* The Purple Fuzzy  :pound: Cheese for his sarcasm

Babs

#182
April 07, 2011, 02:22:26 PM
* Babs laughs
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

MsJennJenn

#183
April 07, 2011, 02:29:50 PM
:yawn:

*covers mouth so Sethers can't throw grapes in*
 "When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower."
-Alexander Den Heijer-
"When I wait, you strengthen my heart."
-Psalms 27:14-
:shine:

Geri

#184
April 07, 2011, 02:41:40 PM
I stepped on the scale this morning and found out that I have lost 5 lbs since my husband and I started training for a 2K two weeks ago.   :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:    :bigcheese: :bigcheese: :bigcheese:

Chseeads

#185
April 07, 2011, 02:54:35 PM
Quote from: MsJennJenn on April 07, 2011, 02:29:50 PM
:yawn:

*covers mouth so Sethers can't throw grapes in*

:sadbounce:

MsJennJenn

#186
April 07, 2011, 03:01:08 PM
 "When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower."
-Alexander Den Heijer-
"When I wait, you strengthen my heart."
-Psalms 27:14-
:shine:

Chseeads

#187
April 07, 2011, 04:39:58 PM
I'm starting to get testy with people asking me stupid questions about my birds for sale.  lol  :-?

mini

#188
April 07, 2011, 05:12:50 PM
*pssst*  Seth cries foul about people questioning his fowl.
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I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

Heather

#189
April 07, 2011, 05:54:28 PM
it's been awhile. sorry folks!!

still working. still crocheting and knitting. and finally got back to church last night after missing almost 3 weeks.

my dr visit went well this morning. the spot they were concerned about has completely cleared up PRAISE THE LORD!!!

i'm still technically carless, but my landlady has 'lent' me her spare car. it needs tires, but i've been told just to take it out of my rent. $100 for gas is kinda of ridiculous but what can i really do about that.

i've missed you all. *HUGS*
Keep it simple. Just love Jesus. -Sister Ali

Nelle

#190
April 07, 2011, 06:10:54 PM
Anyone else having a perfectly wonderful day, or is it just me? :)

The Purple Fuzzy

#191
April 07, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Waited an hr for my turn at the Lab that does the random drug tests. *sigh*

MsJennJenn

#192
April 07, 2011, 06:40:07 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 07, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Waited an hr for my turn at the Lab that does the random drug tests. *sigh*

the fuzzy's fuzzy....pass it on!!  :argue:
 "When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower."
-Alexander Den Heijer-
"When I wait, you strengthen my heart."
-Psalms 27:14-
:shine:

Roscoe

#193
April 07, 2011, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 07, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Waited an hr for my turn at the Lab that does the random drug tests. *sigh*
I hope you studied, it'd be a shame if you fail it because you didn't. :lol:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

MelodyB

#194
April 07, 2011, 06:46:21 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on April 07, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Waited an hr for my turn at the Lab that does the random drug tests. *sigh*

I hope you pass it this time.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

#195
April 07, 2011, 07:03:08 PM
Bwahahaha.......


Eating a salad.

Been working on the shed some.....  Man alive.  After every part I finish, I think to myself, the hard part is done.....  And then boy, am I disappointed whenever I start the next step.  lol :-?  :roll:

Gotta be a Mathematician, architect, and physicist to just figure out how the best way to put the walls together is gonna be.  :reaction:

MelodyB

#196
April 07, 2011, 07:11:08 PM
I made some chicken salad for lunch, and instead of bread, I wrapped a few spoonfools in some lettuce and had a couple lettuce wraps. I also chopped up a cucumber and ate that too. Very tasty.

Topped it off with a can of V8 juice and a little later a bottle of water.

I've got sauce in the crockpot that was previously frozen, gonna boil some noodles and make spegetti later. 
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Lynx

#197
April 07, 2011, 09:41:28 PM
Just stopping by en route to somewhere.  Got a freecycle run to do tonight.

Actually that Subway sounds good.  Might get me some Subway myself.  My current favorite is cold cut combo (all turkey based, so some might claim I'm being a cannibal) with that sauce they put on the pizza and meatball subs, plus mayo, mustard, onion (for my breath,) tomato if it doesn't look too pale. 

When I was a kid and we went to Subway I would rate subs by how many napkins I needed when eating them.  Some things never change...
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

The Purple Fuzzy

#198
April 07, 2011, 09:42:51 PM
Almost time to go home :bigcheese:

Babs

#199
April 07, 2011, 09:48:17 PM
Yay I would clap but don't remember how lol
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.
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