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upcchris

Quote from: RainbowJingles on January 22, 2010, 07:06:31 AM
:o

I think I prefer the security guard imagery!  lol

(takes on a dragnet tone)
Moon: earth's stalker was last seen in the shadows, watching for his victim to make one false turn...

Amen  :laughhard:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

sunlight

what is not a good way to show your appreciation for someone?

what is a good example of someone going to far?

who in your past did you willingly clap the hardest for?
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

amanda16

When I was a kid all I wanted to be was a ballerina, Yet i've never worn a tutu in my life.. And ballerinas have blisters on their toes. Can I still be a ballerina? even though I think tutus are not modest and I got 2 left feeT?  :spam:

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

RainbowJingles

#204
what is not a good way to show your appreciation for someone?
Ask them to do more before they have finished what you asked them to do first.

what is a good example of someone going to far?
Well, there was a man who went to a guru and asked him to show him the road to success.
The guru pointed, and the man took off running in the direction of success.
He came to a cliff, but couldn't stop in time, so he fell off.  SPLAT.
He went back to the guru and asked the same thing.
The guru responded the same way, pointing in the direction of success.
Man ran.
Man fell.
Splat.

Repeat the above scenario one more time, and then find the man returning to the guru sadly.
Guru asked why man is sad.
Man said that he followed the road to success, but it ended in splat.
The guru responded, "Success is just beyond splat."
When it comes to pursuing God's will, there is never a "too far."  His will is usually "just beyond splat."

But when it comes to going "too far" in other areas:
-when your good could be evil spoken of
-when not everyone is capable of laughing at the joke without laughing at a person
-when Jesus couldn't sit next to you while you do it.

who in your past did you willingly clap the hardest for?
My baby brother!  He graduated with 3 degrees in the arts; just won his second big art award; designed a mascot for a science center; and has done several commissions for Word Aflame.  I'm stinkin' PROUD of my brother, and every chance I get to cheer or clap for him, I do it with everything in me!!

RainbowJingles

Quote from: amanda18 on May 06, 2010, 05:51:07 AM
When I was a kid all I wanted to be was a ballerina, Yet i've never worn a tutu in my life.. And ballerinas have blisters on their toes. Can I still be a ballerina? even though I think tutus are not modest and I got 2 left feeT?  :spam:

Anyone can be anything in their dreams.
And ballerinas in dreams don't have blisters on their toes, and they have a right AND a left foot, and they can wear modest tutus.

RainbowJingles

Quote from: sunlight on May 06, 2010, 06:05:16 AM
how bout them enchiladas? :freaky2:

Two words
Acid reflux.

:sadbounce:

Had my first encounter with it this past weekend.
NOT fun.

upcchris

#207
Just beyond splat! :laughhard: That's AWESOME! I'm gonna have to remember that one!


Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

amanda16

Will you feed my pet elephant Pineapple?

RainbowJingles

I don't know.  Does your pet elephant LIKE pineapple?!?!

**HUGS** Amanda

amanda16

No it only likes salami... I like pineapple though...
If I was hungry would you buy me a pineapple..  :updown:

Tricia Lea


sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!


iridiscente


MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

sunlight

  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

taco_harvell

In love with RainbowJingles

http://lessonsintrust.blogspot.com/

YooperYankDude


RainbowJingles

Quote from: Tricia Lea on June 23, 2010, 05:41:02 PM
Do you have any summer plans?

Yup.

1. Find a new job (in JESUS' Name!).
2. Have a wonderful visit from a wonderful man for my birthday.
3. Host a Vacation Bible School at our church.
4. I'd love to take at least a short vacation or day trip somewhere.  Not sure if it'll happen or not, though.

RainbowJingles

Quote from: sunlight on June 23, 2010, 10:58:31 PM
do you like tacos?

:grin:

Sometimes.  Depends on what kind they are.  Problem is that the doctor has taken me off spicy stuff for now, so Mexican food isn't going to be high on my list of foods for awhile.
:sadbounce:

Wait...  You said "tacos" (plural).  I generally only eat one at a time, so maybe I don't like "tacos"...  not sure.

:confused:

iridiscente

Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 26, 2010, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: sunlight on June 23, 2010, 10:58:31 PM
do you like tacos?

:grin:

Sometimes.  Depends on what kind they are.  Problem is that the doctor has taken me off spicy stuff for now, so Mexican food isn't going to be high on my list of foods for awhile.
:sadbounce:

Wait...  You said "tacos" (plural).  I generally only eat one at a time, so maybe I don't like "tacos"...  not sure.

:beataroundthebush:
:smirk:

YooperYankDude

Quote from: iridiscente on June 26, 2010, 03:37:31 AM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on June 26, 2010, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: sunlight on June 23, 2010, 10:58:31 PM
do you like tacos?

:grin:

Sometimes.  Depends on what kind they are.  Problem is that the doctor has taken me off spicy stuff for now, so Mexican food isn't going to be high on my list of foods for awhile.
:sadbounce:

Wait...  You said "tacos" (plural).  I generally only eat one at a time, so maybe I don't like "tacos"...  not sure.

:beataroundthebush:
:smirk:

:snicker:

MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

iridiscente