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RainbowJingles

#100
March 03, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
NO woman in her right mind would answer a guy when he yells out,
"Yo!  Little old lady, you!"
:roll:

Wait...  no woman in her RIGHT MIND...?
*waits for the lady in the next cell to answer*
:bigcheese:

:sofachair:

YooperYankDude

#101
March 03, 2010, 06:47:15 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 03, 2010, 06:30:58 PM
NO woman in her right mind would answer a guy when he yells out,
"Yo!  Little old lady, you!" Haha... that was good...  :laughhard:
:roll:

Wait...  no woman in her RIGHT MIND...?
*waits for the lady in the next cell to answer*
:bigcheese:

:sofachair:

nwlife

#102
March 03, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
Quote from: Newsman on March 03, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
You're not going to come join the crowd, Lady Chris?


John  :waving:

Quote from: upcchris on March 03, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
*shakes head and sighs* I leave for half a day and the board goes nuts....oh wait...it was nuts already...nevermind :hypocrite:

This thread has gotten waaay :offtopic: :reaction: j/k ;)

BOL...the things I miss, honestly. Maybe I should keep away since Elona's in a prison guard mood. :P :sulk::couch:
5

Why go to that little island in california, when here in oklahoma, you have at least 5 prisons to choose from within  1 1/2 hours drive from mcalester?
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

RainbowJingles

#103
March 03, 2010, 07:09:07 PM
Because Oklahomans need vacations.

nwlife

#104
March 03, 2010, 07:21:30 PM
But these prisons don't cost much in gas, and I know I can still get in for free!
Only through faith in the Grace of God through Jesus Christ am I saved. No other means and no other actions changes the predestination of my soul.

UPDATE:  I finally did find my wife.  Just waiting now to bring her to the USA!

RainbowJingles

#105
March 03, 2010, 08:06:41 PM
Ummm...  You don't have to pay for gas when you go to jail, Brandon!
They have private limo services that take care of that.
:freaky2:


:copcar:

RainbowJingles

#106
March 03, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
And they give you pretty bling to wear and a whole new wardrobe and free accomodations!

You wanna go?  :bigcheese:

Sis

#107
March 03, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
Well, I've been to . Eastern State Penitentiary, so why not THE ROCK?   :laughhard:

YooperYankDude

#108
March 03, 2010, 09:31:05 PM
*Yoop still looking for the cell mate*

Starts singing :sing:

Yoop: "Oh, where is my cell mate? Oh where is my cell mate? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my cell mate?"

SippinTea

#109
March 03, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 03, 2010, 09:31:05 PM
*Yoop still looking for his mate*

Starts singing :sing:

Yoop: "Oh, where is my mate? Oh where is my mate? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my mate?"

*ahem*

Sorry, I just had a Sir John moment.  :hypocrite:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

YooperYankDude

#110
March 03, 2010, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on March 03, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 03, 2010, 09:31:05 PM
*Yoop still looking for his mate*

Starts singing :sing:

Yoop: "Oh, where is my mate? Oh where is my mate? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my mate?"

*ahem*

Sorry, I just had a Sir John moment.  :hypocrite:

:beret:

Wow.. ya'll are good today!  :laughhard:

RainbowJingles

#111
March 04, 2010, 12:44:30 AM
:spitlaugh:

Oh.
My.
Word.

Classic, Ruby.
Absotively splendiferously classic.

:highfive:


But I DID like the original song in the first place.  Had *slightly* better meter going on than "oh where is my mate?"



Sis: what pen was that?

Newsman

#112
March 04, 2010, 04:18:32 AM
Excellent, Lady Wooby!

I had another thought on that, which I'll post shortly...missed church this evening

Been fairly sick today.


John  :waving:

Newsman

#113
March 04, 2010, 04:19:51 AM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 03, 2010, 09:31:05 PM
*Yoop still looking for the soul mate*

Starts singing :sing:

Yoop: "Oh, where is my soul mate? Oh where is my soul mate? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my soul mate?"

YooperYankDude

#114
March 04, 2010, 04:22:49 AM
Hardy Har Har... ya'll are in top notch performance today!  :biglaugh:   First Yoop   :pound: 's all ya'll, then :attackhug: 's ya'll

It is good to laugh at one's own misquotes...  :laughhard:

SippinTea

#115
March 04, 2010, 05:45:07 AM
 :laughhard: That one tops mine by quite a bit, Sir John. :highfive:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

upcchris

#116
March 04, 2010, 05:51:44 AM
Alcatraz....would be an interesting place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.  :lol:

'The Rock' is solely a tourist attraction now....interesting (I mean Alcatraz)

BOL I love you guys for making this board a far more interesting...and a lot nuttier place now.

I'll jump in as long as you don't lock me up, E. ;)

Gah! Now the song 'Prisoners of love' is stuck in my head! (don't ask.) :ignore:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

Newsman

#117
March 04, 2010, 07:19:20 AM
DO tell, Lady Chris! Share with us!


John  :waving:

Quote from: upcchris on March 04, 2010, 05:51:44 AM

Gah! Now the song 'Prisoners of love' is stuck in my head! (don't ask.) :ignore:

upcchris

#118
March 04, 2010, 11:18:55 AM Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 11:24:20 AM by upcchris
Not getting a peep outta me, Sir Investigator :P
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

YooperYankDude

#119
March 04, 2010, 12:50:07 PM
Quote from: SippinTea on March 04, 2010, 05:45:07 AM
:laughhard: That one tops mine by quite a bit, Sir John. :highfive:

:beret:

Haha... not by much...! :laughhard:

RainbowJingles

#120
March 04, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Chris:  You're quite correct.  It *is* solely a tourist attraction now.  It actually has quite a great guided audio tour, and makes for a really fun day.  I can TOTALLY imagine a group from here meeting up at Alcatraz and having an awesome time.

Newsman

#121
March 04, 2010, 08:45:20 PM
Aha! You have just admitted there IS something you could 'peep' and thus share about!

Please continue!


John  :waving:

Quote from: upcchris on March 04, 2010, 11:18:55 AM
Not getting a peep outta me, Sir Investigator :P

YooperYankDude

#122
March 04, 2010, 09:15:34 PM
Quote from: Newsman on March 04, 2010, 08:45:20 PM
Aha! You have just admitted there IS something you could 'peep' and thus share about!

Please continue!


John  :waving:

Quote from: upcchris on March 04, 2010, 11:18:55 AM
Not getting a peep outta me, Sir Investigator :P


Isn't there someone on here who deals with peeps?   :biglaugh:  Might be worth investigating...

Sis

#123
March 04, 2010, 10:10:56 PM Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 10:13:47 PM by Sis
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 04, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Chris:  You're quite correct.  It *is* solely a tourist attraction now.  It actually has quite a great guided audio tour, and makes for a really fun day.  I can TOTALLY imagine a group from here meeting up at Alcatraz and having an awesome time.

Yeah, we could have a picnic in the middle someplace.  We should all bring a member of the opposite sex for sharing with the females who outnumber the boys. ROFL

Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 04, 2010, 09:15:34 PM
Isn't there someone on here who deals with peeps?   :biglaugh:  Might be worth investigating...

Peeps?


YooperYankDude

#124
March 05, 2010, 01:10:51 PM
Quote from: Sis on March 04, 2010, 10:10:56 PM
Quote from: RainbowJingles on March 04, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Chris:  You're quite correct.  It *is* solely a tourist attraction now.  It actually has quite a great guided audio tour, and makes for a really fun day.  I can TOTALLY imagine a group from here meeting up at Alcatraz and having an awesome time.

Yeah, we could have a picnic in the middle someplace.  We should all bring a member of the opposite sex for sharing with the females who outnumber the boys. ROFL
Well, we should, and we could visit John and make sure he isn't being treated badly by his new guard...


Quote from: YooperYankDude on March 04, 2010, 09:15:34 PM
Isn't there someone on here who deals with peeps?   :biglaugh:  Might be worth investigating...

Peeps?




Haha... that's funny
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