Ask A Grump!

[Newsman]

My Bible, a small caliber rifle with ammunition, and a skinning knife.


John 

[kade]

a crate of raviolli
kat von d
and a concert vene on the backside of the island

[Newsman]

What's a kat von d?


John 

[kade]

kat von d is a person

[Sis]

She put a pic of herself on her arm? Hmmmm! conceited or convinced?

[kade]

lol id say convinced
shes one of my heros...my future wife lol

[SippinTea]

Dear Sir Grumpye,

Have you noticed Melody's newest avatar? And do you think it is significant?

[Newsman]

   I have indeed seen it, Lady SippinTea..and one could interpret the avatar as a mental expression of her reaction to the hot guys she is not only seeing in her life, but more and more beginning to discuss...why, a recent thread even had her using 45 point type to point out an EMT was cute that responded to her call!


John 

[Sis]

Glad you said that. I thought it was because she was a pyromaniac! 

[gabbtastic]

is kat von d the girl on la ink?

[MelodyB]

   I have indeed seen it, Lady SippinTea..and one could interpret the avatar as a mental expression of her reaction to the hot guys she is not only seeing in her life, but more and more beginning to discuss...why, a recent thread even had her using 45 point type to point out an EMT was cute that responded to her call!


John 

Whoa.

I am gonna change my av back to the burning Christmas tree soon.

is kat von d the girl on la ink?

No, she is on Miami Ink... I liked that show when I watched TV.

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

Were you born a grump or did you have to work at it?

[Sis]

[Newsman]

   I would say it's like a lot of things in life: you are born with certain propensities and abilities, but they need nurturing and development to fully blossom! 


John 

Were you born a grump or did you have to work at it?

[apsurf]

So when is your trip to oregon?

[Newsman]

   Well, they had a really large SCA event either earlier this year or last year..but I didn't get to make it..are there any other big SCA events there you know of? It would be cool to meet the Oregonians and hit some events/fighter practices at the same time! 


John 

So when is your trip to oregon?

[kade]

is kat von d the girl on la ink?

yes

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

Is there good money to made in being a grump?  And what is required in order to be qualified at being a successful grump?

[Newsman]

On the money issue, if there is, I'm owed a LOT of back pay!

Qualifications..hmm. I don't know..maybe it's just a matter of being in the wrong place at the wrong time! 


John 

Is there good money to made in being a grump?  And what is required in order to be qualified at being a successful grump?

[Sister_Mom]

If you were President of the US, what would be 2 things you would most want to accomplish during your term?

[Newsman]

1) To firmly entrench, the way the Founding Fathers meant, the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms as a basic liberty as long a the nation stands!

2) Take care of the nation;s energy supply needs, and, odd enough as this is for a conservative, regulate energy sales as we do other utilities.


John 

[M‡¢ĦÆŁ Ҝ]

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

[Babs]

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

[Sister_Mom]

Aren't you in dire need of a vacation or possibly even retirement from investigating?  :grin:

[SippinTea]

Yeah, yeah.... what she said!!