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Newsman

August 10, 2012, 07:47:48 AM
Happy birthday to the ONLY law enforcement officer I kniow who has a permanent 'stop-stick' set up in his Own Front Yard!!!!!

Happy birthday anyway, my friend!

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August 10, 2012, 09:00:12 AM
Happy Birthday Grandpa Moses!!
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mini

#2
August 10, 2012, 02:13:18 PM
May you enjoy a fat steak tonight!  Happy Birthday!
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The Purple Fuzzy

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August 10, 2012, 02:43:15 PM
Happy Birthday!  :partyballoons: :birthday: :partyballoons:

MelodyB

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August 10, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
Happy Birfday!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Scott

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August 10, 2012, 04:41:04 PM
Gee Thanks Roscoe.... my wife and I are trying to celebrate our anniversary and you have to let everyone know it is your birthday!  Way to go donut muncher!

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

I already told you happy birthday.. so I will just give you a hard time here...



I found your police patch online

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


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Scott

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August 10, 2012, 04:44:13 PM




"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

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August 10, 2012, 04:46:07 PM





"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Scott

#8
August 10, 2012, 04:48:28 PM






"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Lynx

#9
August 10, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
D.A.R.E. to keep cops off donuts?  I... I'm not sure I have that much daring.   :-\

But anyway, happy birthday Roscoe. 
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Roscoe

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August 10, 2012, 07:40:38 PM
Lord. Thanks everybody!  :hi: I'm having a GREAT day!
Quote from: Newsman on August 10, 2012, 07:47:48 AM
Happy birthday to the ONLY law enforcement officer I kniow who has a permanent 'stop-stick' set up in his Own Front Yard!!!!!

Happy birthday anyway, my friend!
:laughhard: Proactive Law Enforcement, Newsman. Ya never know when the media will try to sneak in to gather evidence...... :P

Quote from: Scott on August 10, 2012, 04:41:04 PM
Gee Thanks Roscoe.... my wife and I are trying to celebrate our anniversary and you have to let everyone know it is your birthday!  Way to go donut muncher!

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

I already told you happy birthday.. so I will just give you a hard time here...



I found your police patch online


:laughhard:

And your anniversary on the same day as my birthday proves the concept of yin and yang. Good- Roscoe as a gift to the world. Bad- (For Mrs Scott) Marriage to Scott. :laughhard:

Oh, and I got ripped. I didn't get a list of donut shops when I graduated...:sadbounce:
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The Purple Fuzzy

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August 10, 2012, 08:02:42 PM
What is a "stop stick"?

Roscoe

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August 10, 2012, 08:46:26 PM
Quote from: The Purple Fuzzy on August 10, 2012, 08:02:42 PM
What is a "stop stick"?
Well....in my working life it is a collapsable set of triangle shaped "sticks" studded with sharp hollow spikes, with a rope on the end. When an officer calls in a pursuit, other officers with these try to get ahead of the suspect and throw them across the road, so the suspect will run over them and flatten his tires. Cars don't run near as fast without tires....

In my yard, it is the remainder of a basketball goal that long ago went away. Unfortunantly, it left a 9 inch to a foot tall "stob" filled with concrete behind. If it is not seen it does very bad things to sidewalls of 16 inch truck tires that stray off of the concrete....... :-(

I have tried many times to remove it, but it is concreted in and is apparently forty feet deep. :smirk2:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Scott

#13
August 10, 2012, 09:49:07 PM
Sorry Roscoe... you work for the man.. therefore you are NOT the good!
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." (Vader)

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf (Orwell and Churchhill)


The Never Ending Battle

Heather

#14
August 16, 2012, 01:15:57 AM
Happy Belated Birthday Roscoe!!!!!!  :cool:
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