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Started by Chseeads, May 15, 2011, 04:14:46 AM

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SippinTea

#25
May 17, 2011, 05:48:28 AM
Mel dearie, I just had to come back in here and leave you a *HUG*. That reply was hilarious, and made me laugh. :)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

MelodyB

#26
May 17, 2011, 11:49:30 AM
;)

*HUG*
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

#27
May 17, 2011, 03:01:59 PM
Quote from: kmymbir on May 17, 2011, 05:02:50 AM
That's intense!! Can I be the hangman? Im sure we'll need one soon..

Hangwoman maybe....not sure you qualify as a man.

RainbowJingles

#28
May 17, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
:spitlaugh:

Chseeads

#29
May 17, 2011, 06:49:36 PM
If Chicken Woman wants to apply for the hangman position, we're going to have to perform pre-employment DNA testing.

MelodyB

#30
May 17, 2011, 07:21:48 PM
And a tox screen.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Chseeads

#31
May 17, 2011, 07:36:38 PM
Yes.  We'll definitely have to look at that.

kmymbir

#32
May 18, 2011, 12:36:32 AM
should I send in a resume'?
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

kmymbir

#33
May 18, 2011, 12:53:25 AM
Kmymbir The Chicken Woman
8810 Boondocks Rd
Gatorville Ms, 77845
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Objective:  To get that there platform position as a lowly hang(wo)man. With the idears of becoming Your right hand lady... (I dont promise I aint not tryin ta take over the world)

Education:  "My mama said, I'm as smart as they ever did make a living person".

Skills Or Achievements  I can count high as my fingers and toes, I tie perfect knots, also know how to use a shovel. Not sure a about an A CHIVE MINT.. but I brushed my teeth and I aint no veg-a-tary-in.

Job  No thats why I asked you.


Reference My lawyer said there aint no evidences gainst me so im good as gold.
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

MelodyB

#34
May 18, 2011, 12:59:24 AM
*snicker*

Told y'all she is GP material!
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

The Purple Fuzzy

#35
May 18, 2011, 01:33:20 AM
:o

Babs

#36
May 18, 2011, 02:08:34 AM
* Babs laughs this thread to scorn and leaves
Religion is worthless until it is able to move outside the walls.

My latest blog post.

Chseeads

#37
May 18, 2011, 02:25:44 AM
If the DNA results come back okay, you're hired.

kmymbir

#38
May 18, 2011, 03:27:26 AM
AH haha.. Im sure Im related to you somewhere down the line dont worry.. hmmm .. so chicken king may be my brother.. odd..
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

Chseeads

#39
May 18, 2011, 03:29:04 AM
:freaky:

kmymbir

#40
May 18, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
 :nerd:
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

Chseeads

#41
May 18, 2011, 03:41:45 AM
Quote from: kmymbir on May 18, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
:nerd:

That's what our kids will look like.   :smirk2:

kmymbir

#42
May 18, 2011, 03:45:03 AM
wait what?? who's kids?? Your's and Queen Mel? I mean I think of her as a sister. But this DNA test may start causing problems. LOL
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

Roscoe

#43
May 18, 2011, 03:45:50 AM
Quote from: Chseeads on May 18, 2011, 03:41:45 AM
Quote from: kmymbir on May 18, 2011, 03:38:22 AM
:nerd:

That's what our kids will look like.   :smirk2:
Ohhhh, John!  Check THIS out! :waving:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

Melody

#44
May 18, 2011, 03:46:52 AM
 :eek!:

Seth!  You player, you!  Make up your mind brother!  I hope Mel recovers from the heartache.

kmymbir

#45
May 18, 2011, 03:48:07 AM
 :paperbag: Oh no!!
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Unknown

Chseeads

#46
May 18, 2011, 03:49:44 AM
:hypocrite:

She had me from the moment I knew there were chickens involved... :freaky2:

Roscoe

#47
May 18, 2011, 03:51:55 AM
Quote from: Chseeads on May 18, 2011, 03:49:44 AM
:hypocrite:

She had me from the moment I knew there were chickens involved... :freaky2:
:laughhard: Newsman's gonna have a field day with this thread... if he doesn't go into shock from the overload of "quoteable material."  :laughhard:
Potstirrer and snoop extraordinaire   "I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world."- Thomas Edison

MelodyB

#48
May 18, 2011, 03:54:37 AM
:eek:
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Melody

#49
May 18, 2011, 04:00:15 AM
There, there Mel. It's ok.  :headrub:

There are other birds in the coop. 
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