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[Chseeads]

You hate red velvet?!  That's horrible. 

Can we unfriend JennJenn on GP? 




Jason, I don't eat sugar.  It would kill me.

[myhaloisintheshop]

Why will sugar kill you?

Im diabetic and I eat sugar---I just eat it in small doses.   

[MsJennJenn]

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

[Lynx]

Red velvet cake is not chocolate!  It has a very small amount of cocoa in it, but it is NOT chocolate cake. 

[Roscoe]

 That's it! Jenn, you are dead to me. Anyone who doesn't like chocolate has got to be a Communist or worse. 

Jason, I don't eat sugar.  It would kill me.

Now we know why you're so sour. 

[mini]

I have survived so far.

Roscoe, one of the officers managed to get that thing airborne...  Luckily I got out right before she started driving.

[MsJennJenn]

Actually it is....lol

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake with either a vanilla or chocolate flavor, topped with a creamy white icing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_velvet_cake

[MelodyB]

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

[Lynx]

The person who wrote that wiki article was obviously not a southern baker.  A REAL red velvet cake is not a chocolate or vanilla cake with food coloring.  It's much better. 

[MsJennJenn]

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

LOL I just don't like them. I don't like cheesecake either....I like fruit desserts.

Fruit pizza
strawberry short cake
strawberry zabalgone (sp)
banana pudding
butterscotch anything
lemon anything; especially pound cake!
carrot cake
blueberry anything....
dump cake
cookies
cupcakes
pound cake
cinnamon rolls
bread pudding (if its made right)
key lime pie
berry anything
the lemon cream cake from Olive Garden is hands down THE best dessert ever made
tiramisu
tres leches
apple pie

[Lynx]

You don't like chocolate desserts, you don't like cheesecake, but you like tiramisu?  How does that fit?  And where do you find the cheese for tiramisu?

Banana pudding I could eat half my weight in, but only if it is made with homemade pudding.  Banana slices and vanilla wafers in instant vanilla pudding is not real banana pudding.  >.>

[MsJennJenn]

You don't like chocolate desserts, you don't like cheesecake, but you like tiramisu?  How does that fit?  And where do you find the cheese for tiramisu?

Banana pudding I could eat half my weight in, but only if it is made with homemade pudding.  Banana slices and vanilla wafers in instant vanilla pudding is not real banana pudding.  >.>

I dunno lol - tiramisu is different...lol

I actually pick the bananas out on banana pudding....and I don't like it made with the "cook" pudding...it has to be the the other kind....but you make the instant pudding, and then add in whipped cream to make it creamier....

[Lynx]

That tears it.  She doesn't like chocolate anything, she won't tell where she gets the specialty cheese for tiramisu and she prefers INSTANT pudding over homemade. 

Can we unfriend JennJenn on GP?

Now I wish I had a FB account, for the sole purpose of unfriending.

[MelodyB]

this is great.

We love you, Jenn!

[Melody]

Jenn, have you ever had Cheesecake Factory's Lemoncello Cream Torte?  It's not cheesecake. It's divine.

[Roscoe]

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

LOL I just don't like them. I don't like cheesecake either....I like fruit desserts.

Fruit pizza
strawberry short cake
strawberry zabalgone (sp)
banana pudding
butterscotch anything
lemon anything; especially pound cake!
carrot cake
blueberry anything....
dump cake
cookies
cupcakes
pound cake
cinnamon rolls
bread pudding (if its made right)
key lime pie
berry anything
the lemon cream cake from Olive Garden is hands down THE best dessert ever made
tiramisu
tres leches
apple pie

*GASP* No cheesecake, either? Definately on my "unfriend " list now.... and I'm starting an investigation on your status as an American.

And I find it no surprise you like "fruity" desserts. Fruits and nuts go well together, and you're obviously nuts.

[Roscoe]

I have survived so far.

Roscoe, one of the officers managed to get that thing airborne...  Luckily I got out right before she started driving.

Airborne!?!  Oh, Lord...... ...You DID say "she"- typical woman driver. 

[myhaloisintheshop]

says the dude with a pink chick car

[Roscoe]

says the dude with a pink chick car

It's NOT pink!

[Lynx]

I never did understand that.  I've known of guys driving miatas more than girls driving them.  Not exactly my thing, but if you like it go for it.  What makes it a chick car?

[MsJennJenn]

Jenn, have you ever had Cheesecake Factory's Lemoncello Cream Torte?  It's not cheesecake. It's divine.

No I haven't - I LOVE Cheesecake Factory, but not the cheesecake...but this looks AMAZING!

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

LOL I just don't like them. I don't like cheesecake either....I like fruit desserts.

*GASP* No cheesecake, either? Definately on my "unfriend " list now.... and I'm starting an investigation on your status as an American.

And I find it no surprise you like "fruity" desserts. Fruits and nuts go well together, and you're obviously nuts.

Well I don't get government funding like an American should, I am a minority here so why should I like "American" desserts?

[steps off soap box]

[Roscoe]

I never did understand that.  I've known of guys driving miatas more than girls driving them.  Not exactly my thing, but if you like it go for it.  What makes it a chick car?

Most women seem to think they're "cute". And I must admit, with the headlights up, my miata looks like it's smiling in a cartoony way.

The '64-'66 Mustangs had the same reputation for the most part. They were looked at as "seceretary cars".

[Roscoe]

Jenn, have you ever had Cheesecake Factory's Lemoncello Cream Torte?  It's not cheesecake. It's divine.

No I haven't - I LOVE Cheesecake Factory, but not the cheesecake...but this looks AMAZING!

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

LOL I just don't like them. I don't like cheesecake either....I like fruit desserts.

*GASP* No cheesecake, either? Definately on my "unfriend " list now.... and I'm starting an investigation on your status as an American.

And I find it no surprise you like "fruity" desserts. Fruits and nuts go well together, and you're obviously nuts.

Well I don't get government funding like an American should, I am a minority here so why should I like "American" desserts?

[steps off soap box]

If you put it that way, Ms. Soapbox-- Maybe I need to reconsider "american desserts", since I get no government funding.  Let's see........ The Swiss are known for chocoolate, so chocolate will now be known as a Swiss Dessert.
And the best cheescake I've ever ate was in a little Italian resturaunt, so cheesecake is now Italian. Any other desserts that I need to reclassify so I can enjoy 'em?

[MsJennJenn]

[mini]

Jenn, have you ever had Cheesecake Factory's Lemoncello Cream Torte?  It's not cheesecake. It's divine.

No I haven't - I LOVE Cheesecake Factory, but not the cheesecake...but this looks AMAZING!

Yea I do - it's chocolate...I don't like chocolate cake, or all chocolate desserts...or brownies...bleck!

Are you sure you are Americian? Or even an earthling for that matter? Wow.

SMH.

LOL I just don't like them. I don't like cheesecake either....I like fruit desserts.

*GASP* No cheesecake, either? Definately on my "unfriend " list now.... and I'm starting an investigation on your status as an American.

And I find it no surprise you like "fruity" desserts. Fruits and nuts go well together, and you're obviously nuts.

Well I don't get government funding like an American should, I am a minority here so why should I like "American" desserts?

[steps off soap box]

If you put it that way, Ms. Soapbox-- Maybe I need to reconsider "american desserts", since I get no government funding.  Let's see........ The Swiss are known for chocoolate, so chocolate will now be known as a Swiss Dessert.
And the best cheescake I've ever ate was in a little Italian resturaunt, so cheesecake is now Italian. Any other desserts that I need to reclassify so I can enjoy 'em?

Donuts.  Ice Cream.