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Started by Newsman, May 02, 2009, 08:32:56 PM

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BeccaBoo



Do Justly, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly. Micah 6:8

RainbowJingles

Poor John.  Art thou finding the fair maidens perplexing?

World Traveler

Why is it that about half the time I see the subject heading for this area I think it says "Obsessions" and not "Observations"?

By the way, Newsman can change the course of trees!
There is no statute of limitations on murder or bad first impressions.

I am enjoying my second childhood.
It is a lot of fun.
I have money this time!!

Marry, divorce, marry someone new, divorce, marry again, divorce, marry again... Polygamy on the installment plan.

EricShane

Quote from: World Traveler on May 27, 2009, 04:35:59 PM
Why is it that about half the time I see the subject heading for this area I think it says "Obsessions" and not "Observations"?

By the way, Newsman can change the course of trees!
lol
Hebrews 12:12-16 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Follow peace with all men, and holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord: Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you

Newsman

Quote from: minnesota68 on May 04, 2009, 08:56:58 PM
LOL

Just don't tell her that I said she could be a fighter and I won't have to go to battered husbands support group any more.  LOL

Kloey

My dear John, you are astute.  Estrogen is a strange thing.   :freaky2:
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

iridiscente

Quote from: Kloey on December 21, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
My dear John, you are astute.  Estrogen is a strange thing.   :freaky2:
And testosterone?

Short Hat


Quote from: nwlife on May 03, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
And people still question why I have an attraction to the way amish girls dress.....don't they realize I much prefer the modest woman?  :frustrated:

  Well I know there has been a few time I have been mistaken to be Amish * and it is common for people to thing we Apostolic/Pentecostal women are Amish*

Quote from: Envelope on May 04, 2009, 07:01:18 PM

And, a lot of guys are still suckers for long hair!!!  :-)


  That is TRUE!!!!!

   I was at the mall with a friend about a month ago and we where stopped by a guy at one of the stands * he was selling flat irons*  and he was admiring my friends hair and asked if we ever cut our hair and he asked how long mine was because it was up and he was amazes how long our hair was and he thought it was so beautiful.

Sis

Quote from: iridiscente on December 25, 2009, 04:58:34 AM
Quote from: Kloey on December 21, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
My dear John, you are astute.  Estrogen is a strange thing.   :freaky2:
And testosterone?

Even stranger!


Quote from: Short Hat on December 25, 2009, 05:39:53 AM

Quote from: nwlife on May 03, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
And people still question why I have an attraction to the way amish girls dress.....don't they realize I much prefer the modest woman?  :frustrated:

 Well I know there has been a few time I have been mistaken to be Amish * and it is common for people to thing we Apostolic/Pentecostal women are Amish*

I was asked if I was Amish while online once. LOL  I told him if I was, I wouldn't be on a computer! :rofl:


Kloey

Quote from: iridiscente on December 25, 2009, 04:58:34 AM
Quote from: Kloey on December 21, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
My dear John, you are astute.  Estrogen is a strange thing.   :freaky2:
And testosterone?

Often makes me giggle or sigh.
I am activated to pursue His kingdom, not for what it is, but for the absence found within.

Short Hat

Quote from: Sis on December 25, 2009, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: iridiscente on December 25, 2009, 04:58:34 AM
Quote from: Kloey on December 21, 2009, 08:29:21 PM
My dear John, you are astute.  Estrogen is a strange thing.   :freaky2:
And testosterone?

Even stranger!


Quote from: Short Hat on December 25, 2009, 05:39:53 AM

Quote from: nwlife on May 03, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
And people still question why I have an attraction to the way amish girls dress.....don't they realize I much prefer the modest woman?  :frustrated:

 Well I know there has been a few time I have been mistaken to be Amish * and it is common for people to thing we Apostolic/Pentecostal women are Amish*

I was asked if I was Amish while online once. LOL  I told him if I was, I wouldn't be on a computer! :rofl:




I was asked while in Drivers Ed  :biglaugh: 

    I find it utterly funny that people think I am Amish when I am not really that close to one by any means.

upcchris

Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

YooperYankDude

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Quote from: upcchris on February 25, 2010, 01:58:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

:o Wow...just....yikes!

ROFL... that was hilarious... and they were prolly ALL on cell phones or trying to put on makeup well.. LOL.
:laughhard:

One more reason why men are such good drivers... we compartmentalize things, and therefore do not try to do anything else other than drive...

Now where is that couch to hide behind... maybe a zip-line would be safer, so I can keep moving... LOL

Sis

Dontcha love stereotypes?  How do you know they were all women?  Women still are the safer of the two according to insurance records.

I remember driving up I-35 from Minneapolis to Duluth, and saw that guy with a newspaper spread across his steering wheel while doing 65!

YooperYankDude

Quote from: Sis on February 25, 2010, 04:10:48 PM
Dontcha love stereotypes?  How do you know they were all women?  Women still are the safer of the two according to insurance records.

I remember driving up I-35 from Minneapolis to Duluth, and saw that guy with a newspaper spread across his steering wheel while doing 65!
When was that... it might have been me... LOL...

LOL... very true. I know my insurance was always higher than my sisters... lol.



SippinTea

Quote from: YooperYankDude on February 25, 2010, 02:46:28 PM
One more reason why men are such good drivers... we compartmentalize things, and therefore do not try to do anything else other than drive...

ROFL! Who are you trying to kid? My brother has been known to talk on the cell, eat his breakfast, and roll down the windows while driving down the highway to work. And no, he can't multi-task. Which is why it scares me. :o :lol:

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

YooperYankDude

Quote from: SippinTea on February 25, 2010, 04:39:37 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on February 25, 2010, 02:46:28 PM
One more reason why men are such good drivers... we compartmentalize things, and therefore do not try to do anything else other than drive...

ROFL! Who are you trying to kid? My brother has been known to talk on the cell, eat his breakfast, and roll down the windows while driving down the highway to work. And no, he can't multi-task. Which is why it scares me. :o :lol:

:beret:

LOL... and your saying you have never done that either...???? Haha... what about texting while driving... I am sure NONE of the ladies on GP ever do that , right?  :laughhard:

SippinTea

I HATE texting. Yes, really. *lol* Much to my brother's annoyance. And Chel's too, come to think of it. ;)

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

YooperYankDude

Quote from: SippinTea on February 25, 2010, 04:55:54 PM
I HATE texting. Yes, really. *lol* Much to my brother's annoyance. And Chel's too, come to think of it. ;)

:beret:

I find that texting comes in handy for when I want to talk to someone, but can't speak to them cause they're busy with something else. Guess that is why they came up with it... lol...  :biglaugh:

RainbowJingles

Nah.  They came up with it so they could make money.  Duh.

The Purple Fuzzy

Quote from: SippinTea on February 25, 2010, 04:39:37 PM
Quote from: YooperYankDude on February 25, 2010, 02:46:28 PM
One more reason why men are such good drivers... we compartmentalize things, and therefore do not try to do anything else other than drive...

ROFL! Who are you trying to kid? My brother has been known to talk on the cell, eat his breakfast, and roll down the windows while driving down the highway to work. And no, he can't multi-task. Which is why it scares me. :o :lol:

:beret:
Right.  The folks that try to do those things and can't are very scary.  Some folks just don't multi-task well.

Sis

I don't text at all, either. Don't have a cell phone. Stevebert has it at work. 

upcchris

Texting is great when you have a message to convey that you don't want dragged out or to get yelled at for. :lol:
Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris

RainbowJingles

In other words, you prefer to text certain authority figures in your life when you're in trouble, Chris?  lol

upcchris

Television is proof the people will look at anything rather than eachother

Life would be so much easier without hormones

Of all God's creations, humans are the only ones with enough imagination to be bored

Humans are fallible, and they unreasonably expect everyone else not to be

Tina~Chris