Haiku #4

[Newsman]

Haikus number four

As the syllables unfold

Poetry galore!

[MelodyB]

The Boar crosses over

Now in relm of haiku

He takes residence

And I was NOT responsibe for it this time! Great job John!

[Newsman]

 

BTW, there was once a discussion, on a medievalist website I'm part of, about going real olde-style boar hunting, with boar-spears...it never came off, though, to my knowledge.


John 

[Newsman]

The boar was hunted

From olde fame then, to newfound

Boar celebrated

[MelodyB]

Did you know that hunters used to breed chihuahuas for the purpose of hunting wild boar? They would take about a hundred on the hunt, and the dogs would chase the boar and nip and bite at his ankles untill he got so tired he would collapse, then the hunter would just walk over and cut his throut. It was a clean kill, and suprisingly they would only lose 10 or 15 of the dogs, that the boar would kill.

Just some boar-ing trivia.....bum dum ching! 

[MelodyB]

Wild boar was hunted

Ankle biter annoy big pig

Yum, pork chops tonight!

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[sunlight]

[RainbowJingles]

[titushome]

Is it your goal
to "not be a boar"?
Or to not be a bore,
or to not be a boor?



(It's not a haiku,
but it's still poetic in
its own little way.)

[RainbowJingles]

Perhaps it's poetic in a boorish sort of way?

[Ashlee]

I'm tired of the boar
But at the same time it's funny
Does that make me nutty?

[B]

I hate the board.

B

[RainbowJingles]

I hate the board.

B

So THAT explains why you've been away for so long?!?!

[Sis]

I hate the board.

B

Why?

[B]

lol! That was supposed to say "boar."

I hate tpyos.

B

[MelodyB]

Yeah I knew you would just LOVE this thread...and I have to say....I am innocent on this one.

[RainbowJingles]

AWOL Glassdarkly

Did not monitor postings

Returns flaming mad

[MelodyB]

He is mad you say?

Too bad, so sad, if hes mad

He should stay here

[Newsman]

Brannon was absent

Boars did abound in posting

He should have stayed here.

[Newsman]

[RainbowJingles]

The world continues
Unfathomably unphased
While GP is down

[RainbowJingles]

Lone lonely poster
Checks new posts since last visit. 
Sadbounces abound

[iridiscente]

Wild boar was hunted

Ankle biter annoy big pig

Yum, pork chops tonight!

BOL! That's why you make me happy.

[MelodyB]

Ya know Dina, I dont think you are all that evil anymore, you have made me smile so many times this afternoon...you cant be evil.

Im serious if yall ever want to get over this way, you can make yourself at home here in my house...just ask Chel. I have a big bedroom with two beds that you and your hubby and child are more than welcome to. I have a wonderful couch that I can use

I just require a 2 week notice. Haha!