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Started by Sis, July 26, 2008, 04:06:05 AM

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Sis

July 26, 2008, 04:06:05 AM
Since it's summer, it is ok to pick on Minnesota. One of my favorite passtimes.   :laughhard:

It's so cold in Minnesota...

when you inhale your nostrils stick together.

people use two sets of keys so they don't have to turn off the car while indoors.

a Conga Line doesn't refer to a dance, it's a formation of snow plows.

when you come in from outside your glasses fog up so bad you can't see.

when you blow bubbles they freeze and you can pick them up

some days you need to use a blow dryer to get into your car.

The Purple Fuzzy

#1
July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man!  I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread...  :hypocrite:

almondjoy

#2
July 26, 2008, 05:05:20 AM
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man!  I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread...  :hypocrite:

:laughhard:

*Honestly so did I*   :hypocrite:

myhaloisintheshop

#3
July 26, 2008, 05:16:45 AM
Same here...I was looking for some good insults...lol         :P :

newkris

#4
July 26, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
nope.  no insults in mn. we are NICE, mn nice to be exact.  it's own brand of nice.  :pwink: 

\\\\\\\"i want to say more than words when i write\\\\\\\" - kent d. curry
me, too.


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there are times in the whirlwind of my fragile life that i have hidden under your words, your voice.

sunlight

#5
July 26, 2008, 05:30:01 AM
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man!  I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread...  :hypocrite:

yeah, me too...and then i was thinking... how fitting for her to put it in the hobbies, games, and obsessions thread... :halo:



:laughhard:

:grin:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Sis

#6
July 26, 2008, 05:46:02 AM
Quote from: newkris on July 26, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
nope.  no insults in mn. we are NICE, mn nice to be exact.  it's own brand of nice.  :pwink: 



I had lived there my whole life and I never heard that expression until Scott said it a few times. Must be a MPLS thing.

Hey, you wanna turn this into a pick on Mr Mini skirt, go for it. *Sis goes to get a snack*

myhaloisintheshop

#7
July 26, 2008, 05:47:06 AM
Quote from: sunlight on July 26, 2008, 05:30:01 AM
Quote from: practicalme on July 26, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
Man!  I thought this was a pick on Mr Minnie Skirt thread...  :hypocrite:

yeah, me too...and then i was thinking... how fitting for her to put it in the hobbies, games, and obsessions thread... :halo:



:laughhard:

:grin:

I thought "she should have started this Monday when he left for camp so we had a full week to fill up a thread and lock it before he got back!"

Sis

#8
July 26, 2008, 05:56:11 AM
You have to work fast, then!  :laughhard:

mini

#9
July 26, 2008, 01:00:58 PM
HEY! I thought you were picking on me too!  LOL
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MelodyB

#10
July 26, 2008, 03:57:47 PM
Thats what I thought.
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

SippinTea

#11
July 26, 2008, 04:50:44 PM
Really now, people. Tsk, tsk. When has a topic ever stopped you from posting whatever you wanted to anyway? :pwink:

Kris will be ashamed of you all for not going right ahead with the pinkwinking.  :nono:

*grin*

:beret:
"Going somewhere means leaving somewhere. Choosing something means choosing against other things. Gaining something means losing something else. And between the old and new--the 'was' and the 'not yet'--there exists only one thing: a very frightening journey called faith."
--taken from the book Coming Up For Air

The Purple Fuzzy

#12
August 28, 2008, 07:59:36 PM
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)

Sis

#13
August 28, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: practicalme on August 28, 2008, 07:59:36 PM
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)

Yeah! He is taking some time off, so we have an open field. Let's do it.

I got the hair removal wax! ------------> 

The Purple Fuzzy

#14
August 28, 2008, 08:05:55 PM
:yikes: ouch!

Sis

#15
August 28, 2008, 08:07:35 PM
*Fake patience*  Well, if he's going to wear mini skirts, why not?   :laughhard:

The Purple Fuzzy

#16
August 28, 2008, 08:08:26 PM
That is NOT a good mental picture. ;)

Sis

#17
August 28, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
Remember my encounter with a guy wearing fishnet stockings?  That isn't a good picture. I've seen it. BLAH!  That's why we gotta wax Mr. Mini Skirt.

The Purple Fuzzy

#18
August 28, 2008, 08:13:45 PM
:rofl:

MelodyB

#19
August 28, 2008, 11:37:26 PM
:o :o :o :o :o

Wow.

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

almondjoy

#20
August 29, 2008, 03:07:51 AM
Quote from: Sis on August 28, 2008, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: practicalme on August 28, 2008, 07:59:36 PM
We might need to go ahead and pick on Minnesota since he seems to have disappeared. ;)

Yeah! He is taking some time off, so we have an open field. Let's do it.

I got the hair removal wax! ------------> 

:o :o :o

newkris

#21
August 29, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
sis, have you forgotten?  it's almost winter and then we don't have to shave our legs in MN.  we just wear thicker tights.  let's just get minne the tights he needs to make it through the frozen tundra season. 

maybe you guys scared him away with all your talk of hair wax. 

you're scaring me .. . .    :o  i'm hoping you don't mistake me for the other minnesota, but i PROMISE i don't wear mini skirts. 
\\\\\\\"i want to say more than words when i write\\\\\\\" - kent d. curry
me, too.


myspace.com\\\\\\\\krisknowshim
there are times in the whirlwind of my fragile life that i have hidden under your words, your voice.

iridiscente

#22
August 29, 2008, 05:23:57 PM
Sis, why use wax when you could use duct tape?

Sis

#23
August 29, 2008, 05:28:24 PM
Quote from: newkris on August 29, 2008, 12:02:36 PM
sis, have you forgotten?  it's almost winter and then we don't have to shave our legs in MN.  we just wear thicker tights.  let's just get minne the tights he needs to make it through the frozen tundra season. 

maybe you guys scared him away with all your talk of hair wax. 

you're scaring me .. . .    :o  i'm hoping you don't mistake me for the other minnesota, but i PROMISE i don't wear mini skirts. 

I remember when I wore skirts to school, that I shaved my legs and didn't wear tights.  Tights weren't popular during that time. So I would come home with cold legs then the dog would come and scratch at my legs so I would pick him up.LOL


Well, Dina. Duct tape only gets part of the hair. We want ALL OF IT OFF.   :freaky2:

iridiscente

#24
August 29, 2008, 06:01:38 PM
But duct tape is a lot more fun!
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