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Celebrate Limerick Day

Started by RainbowJingles, May 12, 2008, 11:08:50 PM

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RainbowJingles

...by writing your own limerick!


Limerick Day celebrates the birthday of Writer Edward Lear (1812-1888).  It also, of course, celebrates Limerick poems. Limericks were popularized by Lear in 1846 in his Book of Nonsense".

This day is a time to enjoy and get your fill of Limerick poems. We are so glad that it came along to brighten up our lives. Celebrate Limerick Day in style by writing a Limerick or two of your own. Or, sit down and read a few humorous Limericks. They are guaranteed to make you smile.

A Limerick is a humorous verse or poem. It is five lines longs. It's name come from the city of Limerick, Ireland. The first two lines rhyme with the fifth line rhyme.  The third and fourth lines rhyme.

source:
http://www.holidayinsights.com/stpat/limerickday.htm


RainbowJingles

1a - There once were some people on Godplace
2a - Some of whom had scruff on their face
3b - When someone said "razor"
4b - It's as if they'd said "taze her!"
5a - And the scruff fans all yelled "it's a DISgrace!"

sunlight

There .was a guy named cheese
who felt like he had to sneeze
so he said achoo
his wig went kerploo
and then he felt the breeze
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

The Purple Fuzzy

Some Folks from GP want to meet
Decided it could be a treat
Depended on newsman
to make all the hard plans
That newspaper guy can't be beat!
:)

sunlight

#4
I have 2 cool friends called RJ
both are more than OK
the first one drinks tea
the other one pea's
we meet in twenty four days!
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
  :attackhug: Be full of hugs!

Chseeads

Quote from: sunlight on May 13, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
I have 2 cool friends called RJ
both are more than OK
the first one drinks tea
the other one pea's
we meet in twenty four days!
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:


The other one peas?  :freaky:

I'd think all that tea would make the other one have to.......

SippinTea

ROFL!!

I love limericks. I'll be back later. :)

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

Backseat Radio

hmmmmmmmm

maybe now we can replace the haiku thread


Sis

There once was a blogger named Scott
Who was often lost deep in thought
But when Sis got so dizzy
He had to get busy
And write her right out of the plot.

:hypocrite:


RainbowJingles

Quote from: Chseeads on May 13, 2008, 01:16:38 AM
Quote from: sunlight on May 13, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
I have 2 cool friends called RJ
both are more than OK
the first one drinks tea
the other one pea's
we meet in twenty four days!
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:


The other one peas?  :freaky:

I'd think all that tea would make the other one have to.......

:o  I don't drink peas!  SIS does!  And she throws them at me, too!

Seth: You're a total riot!

Quote from: practicalme on May 13, 2008, 12:45:21 AM

That newspaper guy can't be beat!

It probably depends on what game we're playing.  :D

*packs another bag of water balloons*  :D

RainbowJingles

My pretty tow'l used to be yellow
The color of lemony jell-o
In the washing machine
Mixed with black, it turned GREEN!  :o
Next time, sorting needs to be more thorough!

(SERIOUSLY!!)


MelodyB

Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

Backseat Radio

I see this thread got moved to were we can't find it so easily   :sadbounce:


SippinTea

Glitch was the name that we called him
He moved all the threads--we couldn't find them
We whined and complained
But all 'twas in vain
We searched, but he'd moved them again!

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

SippinTea

I must soon leave for my job
Can't stay here and sit like a blob
I'm moving too slow
I simply must go
Or I'll face the wrath of the mob



P'raps I'd better stick to playing music. :lol:

:beret:
"Not everything that is of God is easy." -Elona

"When you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything." -F. Chan

"A real live hug anytime you want it is priceless." -Rachel

B

Quote from: SippinTea on May 13, 2008, 03:39:38 PM
Glitch was the name that we called him
He moved all the threads--we couldn't find them
We whined and complained
But all 'twas in vain
We searched, but he'd moved them again!

rofl! :thumbsup2:

B

B

Quote from: bsr on May 13, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
I see this thread got moved to were we can't find it so easily   :sadbounce:

It's just as easy as before. You just click in a different spot. :roll:

B

mini

ive decided to start writing
but the suspense is nail biting
so i quit
in a fit
and took up fighting
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

mini

(my it guy told me I should do a haiku...here was my limerick response)

If I did haiku
no one would thank you
so haiku i wont
and haiku i dont
so no haiku deserves a thank you
DISCLAIMER: All rights reserved. Meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Not necessarily the view of this website. This supersedes all previous notices.

I wonder if we made a wax figure of Mini, and then melted it, if we'd get Roscoe... -MellerYeller

RainbowJingles

That's brilliant, Minni!!!  lol

And Tia: No way will this replace the haiku thread, girl!  :-) 

iridiscente

When Cheese gets his Attack Chickens
You'd better run like the dickens
unless you've got spice
and fry them real nice
and then, man, they are finger-lickin'!


Sis

Quote from: iridiscente on May 13, 2008, 08:12:07 PM
When Cheese gets his Attack Chickens
You'd better run like the dickens
unless you've got spice
and fry them real nice
and then, man, they are finger-lickin'!



:laughat:  That's great!


RainbowJingles

She has posted into the far reaches
She is fruity like freshly-picked peaches
"Over forty" was hard
But now she's a bard
And she looks just like one of the Sneetches!



:o  When did THAT happen?!?!?!  I am finally outta the "over 40" club!  That was makin' me feel old before my time!  lol

...or not...  looks like I can still be a bard AND be in the over 40 club.  lol

MelodyB

Quote from: GlassDarkly on May 13, 2008, 04:04:10 PM
Quote from: bsr on May 13, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
I see this thread got moved to were we can't find it so easily   :sadbounce:

It's just as easy as before. You just click in a different spot. :roll:

B

No you dont....you click "Show replies to posts" and then "new" beside each thread...  :hypocrite:

Same as before, it just TAKES you to a different spot. I have done nothing different today than any other day....since I got back from Indy that is...thanks to B. ;) 
Have you slapped that one dude from Indiana with a pie in the face today?
 

The Purple Fuzzy

The nuthouse's a strange place to be
Even for someone like Cheese
Those "folks" there that wed
Well, much could be said
But think I'll just let THAT mess be. ;)