Favorite lines

[Sis]

  The quotes in your signture are good, too!

[JoleneHeather]

It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
- Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It

I love that quote.

[JoleneHeather]

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you

Katy Perry (can't post song title on here... lol)


"We're a perfect match, yeah but matches make fire and the fire burns all the houses down with the people just sleeping inside."

John Ralston - Time for me to ruin everything


It's like getting pulled over by the blue lights.
Commit the crime so then you hear your rights.
And they put you away and you wait for the day;
For mercy, grace, or luck to look your way.

You sit between four prison walls
And you listen to the guards walk down the halls.
You were sentenced to life from the day that you were born.
You'll be guilty long past the day you die.

John Ralston - No One said It would Be easy

Youth's the most unfaithful mistress.
Still we forge ahead to miss her.
Rushing our moment to shine.

Dashboard Confessional - Swiss Army Romance

This is one time, this is one time
That you can't fake it hard enough to please everyone
Or anyone at all...or anyone at all
And the grave that you refuse to leave
The refuge that you've built to flee
The places that you've come to fear the most
It's the place that you have come to fear the most

Dashboard Confessional - The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most

Man it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has
Lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamt at all

Dashboard Confessional - Carve Your Heart Out Yourself

In earlier days, they'd persecute people
They'd carry them off, and hobble their legs
For lesser offenses, and how I have harmed you
And still you allow me to walk free of pain

Though I punish myself
I will never settle
The debts I've incured for scorning the face
Of absolute beauty, and measureless grace

Dashboard Confessional - End Of An Anchor

it's the simple things dad, i'm not hurt, i'm not dead,
i just should be where my friends are lying
and i didn't hate those that i killed but they're all dead now
but i'm here alive with satellites and friday nights
and no one to judge me for the things that i've done and all
so how can i live with that?

Dashboard Confessional - Slow Decay


The troubadours of our times all agree: They want to know what love is, and they want you to show them.  But the answer is simple. Love is a mix tape.

Love is a mix tape (live and loss, one song at a time) by Rob Sheffield

[Sis]

Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.
Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.
Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.
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Lucy Ricardo: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.
Ricky Ricardo: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.
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Ricky Ricardo: Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.
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Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's actin' crazy.
Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?
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Mr. Merriweather: Oh, you study numerology?
Lucy Ricardo: Of course.
Mr. Merriweather: I'm a 1.
Lucy Ricardo: I'm a 3.
Ricky Ricardo: I'm a 5.
Mr. Merriweather: We're all odd, aren't we?
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Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?
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Lucy Ricardo: If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.
Ethel Mertz: Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".
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Ethel Mertz: Oh, Lucy, I know you're not going to move, but if you ever do move, don't move.
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Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, I'm revolting.
Ethel Mertz: No more than usual.
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[while watching Lucy and Ricky kiss]
Ethel Mertz: Isn't that sweet? Just like two lovebirds.
Fred Mertz: What are you, a bird watcher?

[The Purple Fuzzy]

"Ever since we said 'I do,' there are so many things we don't!"
        I Love Lucy

"If I'd known this is what friends are for, I'd have signed up as an enemy."
       Ethel from I Love Lucy

"How can you stand there in the middle of all this mess and utter those four horrible words, 'I've got an idea!"?
        Ethel from I Love Lucy

"It's not the gift that counts. It's the lack of thought behind it."
         I Love Lucy

"Lucy! You have some 'splainin' to do!"
          Ricky from I Love Lucy


Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls.
            Barney Fife

You know, everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it. Calvin Coolidge said that.
              Floyd the Barber

Nip it in the bud. First sign of youngsters going wrong, you've got to nip it in the bud.
              Barney Fife

If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.
                Barney Fife

A dog can't get struck by lightning. you know why? 'Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. Now if they were giraffes out there in the field, now then we'd have trouble.
                 Barney Fife

[angry] Oh, you're just full of fun today, aren't you? Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps?
                   Barney Fife

Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there's three reasons why there's so little crime in Mayberry. There's Andy, and there's me, and
[patting gun]  baby makes three.
                    Barney Fife

When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might really be fear. So I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.
                    Andy Taylor

Somewhere wandering loose around Mayberry is a loaded goat.
                       Andy Taylor 

I got a uvula, you got a uvula, all God's children got a uvula!
                       Barney Fife

[Sis]

From: Leave It To Beaver

Larry:  "Yeah, my brother's wife would always ask for stuff before they got married like flowers, candy, movies and taxicabs."           

Larry:  "These here are Beaver's pigeons, which he named after his two teachers, which the cat ate, so he buried them. "           

Mr Rutherford:  "Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.               
                 
Eddie:  "Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies."               

Ward: "Well, Wally, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have cars in my younger days."
Wally: "Used cars?"
                 
Ward: "It's that friend of Beaver's. You know, the one who always talks like he was just frightened by something."
                   
Beaver:  "Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is the only thing you can do."               

Beaver:  "If I had my choice between a three pound bass and a girl, I'd take the three pound bass."
                 
Larry: 'Beaver punched me in the stomach, right where I almost had my operation."

Beaver:  "I was just thinkin' what I'd do if I was a pig eatin' peoples ribs."

Beaver:   "I wouldn't wanna do anything to hurt God. He's got enough trouble with the Russians and all."

[Chinadoll]

"Are you willing to die for that belief?"
"yes," pauses "Of course that ain't exactly plan A"
-- Serenity

[Sis]

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
Samuel Goldwyn.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
Robin Williams.

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope.

"He reminded me a little of Walt Disney's version of a mad scientist."
Steven Spielberg (on Star Wars Director George Lucas)

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman.

[sunlight]

my favorite line is the short one.

[MelodyB]

[Sis]

my favorite line is the short one.

Is that like the short bus?   

Actually, every time I've gone in the short line, it seems it's the one that moves the slowest.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

 :grin:

[Sis]

Groucho Marx Quotes:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows -- marriage does.

My mother treated us all equally... with contempt.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Now there's a man with an open mind -- you can feel the breeze from here!

What does California need an air force for? We have no air out here.

[The Purple Fuzzy]

Groucho Marx Quotes:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

[Sis]

I thought it was a good year for the first one!   

[The Purple Fuzzy]

And as for the last one, I'd like to "go" home right now.

[Sis]

Give your boss the day off!   

It's going on 4 pm here, so you may leave.

[Kloey]

"This is the Captain.  We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode."
~Serenity.

"Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
~Serenity.

[sunlight]

my favorite line?
"HEY DOOFUS! I'M RIGHT HERE"

:halo:

[Kloey]

"You'll find favor with Jesus if you marry me."
~my friend Sean.

[Sis]

[SippinTea]

my favorite line?
"HEY DOOFUS! I'M RIGHT HERE"

:halo:

Oh my word! I just now found this, Chel! ROFL! You goose.

[sunlight]

:grin: hehe! Took you long enough! haha!

[Sis]

Well, he found you, didn't he?   

[sunlight]

well, SHE did find me... but not at the time it was written, or she would have had an even bigger reaction... haha, and for the life of me i remember writing it, and that it was gonna be really funny when she did find it, but i cant remember the exact conversations that was going on at this exact time... :grin:

I forgot. oops.... lol