Favorite lines

[SippinTea]

LOL  Thanks, Seth. You're right.

Obviously, my brother-in-law only scans my posts. *sniff* 

[Kyle]

"There's a daytime NyQuil & a nighttime NyQuil. Take whichever one you want, your infection doesn't care what time it is..."

- Lewis Black

[titushome]

She's not read Dickens, apparently has London.....  Reread for clarity, Titus. 

  ^
me

[MelodyB]

LOOK...its FIRE!

[Backseat Radio]

Found this thread quite by accident the other day cause I rarely come to this section of the board.

One line out of a song by Creed has stuck with me even though I've not listened to Creed in a long time.  The line says...

"I feel angry. I feel helpless.  I feel violent.  I feel alone."

Its become a favorite cause it very well captures how I've so often felt.

[Chinadoll]

"Some people are driven by the wind, some are driven by their madness but I'm driven by the man who had nails driven in his hands..."

-- 2nd Chapter of Acts, Source of Light

Also there's a line that I'm not sure where it came from but I used it on Pastor Rice yesterday and he howled.

"I don't like to beat around the bush, it's a waste of time and unecessarily hard on the shrubbery"

Nai

[MelodyB]

"It doesn't matter what a person's name is, as long as they behave themselves" -AOGG

[Legendary_roxy_girL]

jesus wept

[kade]

Movies

"Penny I have to go home, you dont understand...."
"Open your eyes, you are home"
Almost Famous

"Chut up"
Donnie Darko

"Thanks for breaking glass were my kids play"
Without a paddle

"we live in a crazy mixed up world! crazy, but oh so beautiful. "
The Girl Next Door

"There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far cause once your there it's up to you to make it happen!"
Cant Hardly Wait

"Why you gotta waste my flava?"
Cant Hardly Wait

"Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen. "
Cant Hardly Wait

[kade]

I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, and if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Almost Famous

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool
Almost Famous

Friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
Almost Famous

How many of you people are alive? How many of you people are really alive?
The Doors (movie)

Love, death, travel, revolt, chaos.
The Doors (movie)

Songs

"just jealous cus were young and in love, your stomaches filled up, but your starved for conversation, spendin all your nights growing old in your bed, and tearin up your photos cus you wanna forget, its over"
Brand New

"Pick yourself up, around here we dont quit"
Inura

"Memories carry me through the day Of when we were kids And angels came to watch us play
Close my eyes, just for tonight The sun still sleeps, and when she wakes, you'll be a memory"
underOATH

"Here we are to sing you a song. There you are asleep against the window pane just like always.
You said you like to hear the rain sometimes. And all I can do is tell you the truth.
And oh, my eyes will tell you the same"
Finch

[kade]

"i love lamp"
Anchorman

"You're reading the dictionary?" "Yes I like to break a mental swell as well"
Dodgeball

"Stay classy San Diedo"
Anchorman

[Sis]

"Ever since we said 'I do,' there are so many things we don't!"
        I Love Lucy

"If I'd known this is what friends are for, I'd have signed up as an enemy."
       Ethel from I Love Lucy

"How can you stand there in the middle of all this mess and utter those four horrible words, 'I've got an idea!"?
        Ethel from I Love Lucy

"It's not the gift that counts. It's the lack of thought behind it."
         I Love Lucy

"Lucy! You have some 'splainin' to do!"
          Ricky from I Love Lucy


Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls.
            Barney Fife

You know, everyone complains about the weather but nobody does anything about it. Calvin Coolidge said that.
              Floyd the Barber

Nip it in the bud. First sign of youngsters going wrong, you've got to nip it in the bud.
              Barney Fife

If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.
                Barney Fife

A dog can't get struck by lightning. you know why? 'Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. Now if they were giraffes out there in the field, now then we'd have trouble.
                 Barney Fife

[angry] Oh, you're just full of fun today, aren't you? Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps?
                   Barney Fife

Well, I guess to sum it up, you could say, there's three reasons why there's so little crime in Mayberry. There's Andy, and there's me, and
[patting gun]  baby makes three.
                    Barney Fife

When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might really be fear. So I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.
                    Andy Taylor

Somewhere wandering loose around Mayberry is a loaded goat.
                       Andy Taylor 

I got a uvula, you got a uvula, all God's children got a uvula!
                       Barney Fife

[Babs]

this is going to become my newest shirt for working at shell:

"don't call me rude...

...if you deserve it!"

[Kimmy07]

"Mhahahahahahaha." - Me.


"Grey skies are going to clear up. Put on a happy face." -Bye Bye Birdie


"Can i get a, "Booooo-yah!!?" - Ron Stoppable from 'Kim Possible'.


"Dang son, you got swerved!!!" - I don't remember. 

[Oceano]

When I read this, I got so many goosebumps and this pride swelled in me, so this is my ethnic banner if u please from "Dear Senator" This is my pride.

" I am every bit white as I am black, and it's my full intention to drink the nectar of both goblets. History is complex, and mine is as complex as it gets. ...In my past lives, as defined by my geneology, I was a slave and I was a Dixiecrat; I was for Kennedy and I was for Nixon; I was the glorious president of the South and I was the lowley maid in Edgefield. Above all, I transcended all these internal contradictions to become a real person, my own person, a simple person who loves America as the wonderful place that has allowed me to discover, and to be, exactly who I am. " Essie Mae Washington-Williams. 

[Ashlee]

this is going to become my newest shirt for working at shell:

"don't call me rude...

...if you deserve it!"

I want one!

[Sis]

Please don't bother me, I'm power sleeping.

I'm in no shape to exercise

I may rise but I refuse to shine

Trace this call, I think I'm lost

It's not PMS, I'm psychotic

It's never too late to have a happy childhood

My inner child is a juvenile delinquent

[Jaybee]

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
- Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
- Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

"Happiness is only real when shared."
- Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild

"Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters."
- Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It

It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
- Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It

[Sis]

I have a feeling that Sister Mom is learning this one, lately.

"Happiness is only real when shared."
- Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild

[SippinTea]

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
- Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

That is one awesome quote. 

*copies it into her quote book*

[Sis]

I respect your opinion, I just don't want to hear it.

Stay tuned in, I could say something brilliant any minute.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm crazy.

It isn't easy being weird.

Dysfunctional and proud.

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Yes, it does hurt when I smile.

I'm not compulsive. I just like everything perfect.

I'm not spoiled. I just want everything my way.

[jdcord]

"Don't mind her.  She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."     
~  Otho, Beetle Juice


"... live people ignore the strange and unusual.  I myself am strange and unusual."     
~  Lydia, Beetle Juice




Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to Never-Never Land



~ Metallica, Enter Sandman

[Scott]

As a Groucho Marx Fan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

I  have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

[Sis]

Makes me want to watch Night At The Opera again. 

[upcchris]

I love Groucho Marx quotes

I dunno if anyone's read Terry Prtchet's discworld series, but some of the quotes are hlarious.

Rincewind: I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet! I'm afraid of grounds.
Conina: You mean heights. And stop being silly.
Rincewind: I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!
--Sourcery

Vimes pounded through the fog after the fleeing figure. It wasn't quite so fast as him, despite the twinges in his legs and one or two warning stabs from his left knee, but whenever he came close to it some muffled pedestrian got in the way, or a cart pulled out of a cross street. This always happens in any police chase anywhere. A heavily laden lorry will always pull out of a side alley in front of the pursuit. If vehicles aren't involved, then it'll be a man with a rack of garments. Or two men with a large sheet of glass. There's probably some kind of secret society behind this.
--Feet of Clay

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
--Wyrd Sisters

Thunder rolled. ... It rolled a six.
--Guards! Guards!

There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell.
--Feet of Clay

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]
--Carrot (quoting Vimes), Feet of Clay

Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.
--Ricewind, The Light Fantastic

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.
--Equal Rites