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Lynx

March 29, 2012, 05:43:49 PM
DISCLAIMER:  The fast facts listed here have not been thoroughly researched, or in some cases researched at all.  Misleading, ambiguous or downright erroneous facts are par for the course. 


FAST FACT:  A normal, healthy, adult human consumes every day one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

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March 29, 2012, 05:45:06 PM
FAST FACT:  The strongest glue in the world is Rox-Epoxy Resin.  It was invented by Herman Schilmeyer, who one day reached for a jar of it and he has been standing there ever since.
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#2
March 29, 2012, 05:57:25 PM
FAST FACT:
A man who stands behind a car will be exhausted.
A man who stands in front of a car will be tired.
A man who stands behind a donkey will get a second wind.
A man who stands on a toilet lid to change the bathroom lightbulb is high on pot. 
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#3
April 01, 2012, 10:22:32 PM
FAST FACT 1:  There is only one God.

FAST FACT 2:  You aren't him.  For that matter, neither am I.  :cool:
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#4
April 10, 2012, 07:21:05 AM
FAST FACT:  God paid a high price for you.  Don't ever put yourself down or call yourself junk. 
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:

Lynx

#5
April 16, 2012, 05:48:20 PM
FAST FACT:  You should learn from the mistakes of others.  You'll never have enough time in your life to make them all yourself.   ;)
"Do you sing at church?"
"Yes I sing at church, I sing at home, at work, in the car, at the supermarket, at Wal-Mart..."
:sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing: :sing:
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