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I am ready for tonight!

Started by Ebenezer Scrooge, December 24, 2009, 04:37:44 PM

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Ebenezer Scrooge

I am not worried about those three jerks that show up each Christmas!  Click here

Just an update in case you are keeping count.

Bob Cratchet is a drunk and has 2 girlfriends on the side. Tiny Tim is crippled, but it was a skateboarding accident. My stupid Nephew sells crack and the bobbies arrested him last night.
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

almondjoy

* almondjoy goes in Scrooge's yard

:hypocrite:

But my sentiments exactly.... BAH HUMBUG!!!

rootbeer

The name of the Lord is a strong tower.

Chseeads


Ebenezer Scrooge

Ghostbuster's and pit bulls work wonders to keep your house and yard free of Christmas types.

Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Sis

Soooooo! Did ya have a good night, Scroogie?

Ebenezer Scrooge

Loading a gun for Christmas eve. I shot an elf last year and a trick or treater this year.
Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

rootbeer

Merry Christmas and joyous festivities. 
The name of the Lord is a strong tower.