The Official 2011 Godplace Christmas debate thread.

[Melody]

Sorry,  tree cut down, stood up in home, ornaments hung on it, gifts placed beneath....still bothers me...though beautiful.

No apology necessary. ☺  I feel the same exact about some other things that can't be brought up on here.  And I love that you can say it.  Like Paul said, some can only handle eating herbs for fear of that devil infused meat sacrificed to idols... 

[mini]

If you use a fake tree, is it ok?

[Roscoe]

Sorry,  tree cut down, stood up in home, ornaments hung on it, gifts placed beneath....still bothers me...though beautiful.

No apology necessary. ☺  I feel the same exact about some other things that can't be brought up on here.  And I love that you can say it.  Like Paul said, some can only handle eating herbs for fear of that devil infused meat sacrificed to idols... 

Anyone else notice that Mellow Yellow keeps going back to herbs?  

[Mountain Dew]

nobody gets to see my knees. or my armpits. Though I appreciate the assumed knobbiness rather than the actual stuffed-like-a-sausage-link look.

Well, if you would shave those pit's you wouldn't be so ashamed of them...



I personally bow to trees every year at Christmas...

I bow down, get a present, and give it to someone, then bow down, get another present, and pass it to someone...

Admission is the first step to recovery. 

[Roscoe]

nobody gets to see my knees. or my armpits. Though I appreciate the assumed knobbiness rather than the actual stuffed-like-a-sausage-link look.

Well, if you would shave those pit's you wouldn't be so ashamed of them...



I personally bow to trees every year at Christmas...

I bow down, get a present, and give it to someone, then bow down, get another present, and pass it to someone...

Admission is the first step to recovery. 

Since he's already on his knees bowing, seems only logical that he repent while he's there.

[mini]

Since you are so judgmental about my spiritual (and Christmas tree supporting) status, you need to repent.

[Roscoe]

Since you are so judgmental about my spiritual (and Christmas tree supporting) status, you need to repent.

Matthew 7:16...."Ye shall know them by their fruits".....And brother, thou art surely a fruit....

[mini]

And I ain't seeing "judge others" listed as a fruit of the spirit.

[Roscoe]

And I ain't seeing "judge others" listed as a fruit of the spirit.

True. But....1 John 4:1...."try the spirits to see if they are of God"...

[mini]

I didnt see...CHOCOLATE GRAVY LISTED IN THE BIBLE!!!!

[Melody]

True. But....1 John 4:1...."try the spirits to see if they are of God"...

Is that what you tell yourself before you indulge in your "cold medicine?"  I think the CHOCOLATE GRAVY is affecting your sence.

[mini]

I think he indulges on "cold medicine" and "CHOCOLATE GRAVY"...

[Roscoe]

True. But....1 John 4:1...."try the spirits to see if they are of God"...

Is that what you tell yourself before you indulge in your "cold medicine?"  I think the CHOCOLATE GRAVY is affecting your sence.

Hey- I use my version of spirits, you like your herbs.    I wonder- "Herbs and CHOCOLATE GRAVY"- breakfast of the Kings.

[mini]

Now you are putting CHOCOLATE GRAVY ON HERB!!?!?  You cannibal! 

[Roscoe]

Not "Herb" you dweeb. herbs....as in the "medicine" Meller Yeller grows. I'm thinking it would go well with the CHOCOLATE GRAVY and the munchies....

[Melody]

This is Roscoe




This is Roscoe on drugs... Chocolate GRAVY!



Any questions?

[mini]

 

Not "Herb" you dweeb. herbs....as in the "medicine" Meller Yeller grows. I'm thinking it would go well with the CHOCOLATE GRAVY and the munchies....

Ha!  As pointed out, you are following a "medicated" dealer...WHO LIKES CHOCOLATE GRAVY!

[Roscoe]

This is Roscoe




This is Roscoe on drugs... Chocolate GRAVY!



Any questions?

Yes. WHERE IS MORE CHOCOLATE GRAVY?!?

[mini]

I say...NO CHOCOLATE GRAVY!!!

[SippinTea]

ROFL! This thread is fabulous. Just sayin'...

And btw Mini, I nearly did this: when I read your post...

Since you are so judgmental about my spiritual (and Christmas tree supporting) status, you need to repent.

Likewise to the lovely picture of Roscoe on chocolate drugs.

[Mountain Dew]

Exodus 29:25 (KJV)
...savour before the Lord: it is an offering made by fire unto the Lord.

Who said chocolate gravy wasn't in the Bible?

[Mountain Dew]

M.E.Lee's cooking for Stilts:

2 Kings 4:39-40 (KJV)
And one went out into the field to gather herbs, and found a wild vine, and gathered thereof wild gourds his lap full, and came and shred them into the pot of pottage: for they knew them not.

So they poured out for the men to eat. And it came to pass, as they were eating of the pottage, that they cried out, and said, O thou man of God, there is death in the pot. And they could not eat thereof.

Thank you! Roscoe, PsalmSinger, and I will stick to chocolate gravy and LIVE.

[Melody]

Musta been the ones that hung that fruit in that first tree skit.

Rev 22:2 In the middle of its street, and on either side of the river, was the tree of life, which bore twelve fruits... The leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.

Things hung on trees heal nations...

Rev 22:14 Blessed are those who do His commandments, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter through the gates into the city.

it represents what?  everlasting life? 

[Melody]

I think I could get the hang of this mis'a quotin' scripture thing!

Jer 10:4 They decorate it with silver and gold; They fasten it with nails and hammers So that it will not topple. 

Jer 10:5 They are upright, like a palm tree, And they cannot speak; They must be carried, Because they cannot go by themselves. Do not be afraid of them, For they cannot do evil, Nor can they do any good." 

[mini]

Exodus 29:25 (KJV)
...savour before the Lord: it is an offering made by fire unto the Lord.

Who said chocolate gravy wasn't in the Bible?

You is misusing scripture there, you vile person...need I remind you:

Revelation 22:18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

Exodus 29:22Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration: 23And one loaf of bread, and one cake of oiled bread, and one wafer out of the basket of the unleavened bread that is before the LORD: 24And thou shalt put all in the hands of Aaron, and in the hands of his sons; and shalt wave them for a wave offering before the LORD. 25And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the LORD: it is an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

The Lord is talking about the fat, the meat, bread, oiled bread, and a wafer.  (And this also shows scriptural reference that liver is good for you!)